My history teacher's brother just named his kid Lovely Rita. As in, first name of Lovely, middle name of Rita. Apparently all their kids have Beatles' names. Molly Jones I can accept, but you've just subjected this poor girl to a childhood of taunting and assumptions (unless, by the time she's in school, every kid will have equally dumb names).
None of the kids will get the reference.
I wonder if anyone would call their child Hodor.
If they were naming their children today there would definitely be a Xaro Xhoan Daxos Geldof.
Yep, she'll fit in fine with all the Hopes and Faiths and Ambitions.Originally Posted by Spoonsky
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ition-sex.html
Truly outdutched themselves.
Seems reasonable.'It is important that the initiative lies with the driving instructor, and focuses on offering a driving lesson, with the payment provided in sexual acts'
The Dutch are brilliant.The unusual law dubbed 'a ride for a ride'
This isn't "News" at all, but I stumbled upon this and laughed out loud when I saw there's a professor at London School of Marketing actually called "Jacques de Cock"
http://www.thedrum.com/news/2015/12/...rvel-treatment
Tokyo Sexwale says hi.
Might have already been posted, but this is pretty shit hot: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-35157782
Strange. Has to be a Photoshop prank.
http://www.joe.ie/news/pic-irishman-...ristmas/524826
So that care home on the front of all newspapers today, I used to work there until March. Popped down there in the afternoon yesterday, naturally everyone was shook up. Old chap was planning to end his life too. Very sad. Doubt this is the kind of publicity the place needs though.
Someone's got to bring the NHS budget down.
What was it?
He got some clatter.
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news...-34314068.html
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slate...er_noises.html
Stick batteries into this toy plane, and it does what a normal toy plane might do—rolls around and lights up. But then it also does something else—emits what appears to be an Islamic prayer.
There's that building in Dubai what's on fire and ting.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/fi...halifa-n488586
I swear the exact thing happened a year ago.
What a statue....
http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...nese-villagers
That smog. It reminds me of shit PS1 WW1 FPS shooters where the graphics were atrocious.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-disguise.html
What in the flying fuck?
Hark at the fella involved.
"I’ve always held M&S in quite high regard when it comes to food, and finding out that they were using a more common biscuit as a base was a bit of a shock."
Is it not common knowledge that own brand stuff is just standard produce with a different label on?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35235288
Fucking hell. Looks like the husband has murdered them all and ran.
A glimpse of your future.
Oh God I'm going to be black?
No, you're going to get motor neurone disease.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...fe-head-inside
Fucking hell.
Twice in the last two days I've heard morons on the BBC call here a "bad case" or "severe" Motor Neurone Disease. It's all bad you stupid cunts, if you get it you're fucked.
Yeah I always wondered about that. It's as stupid as saying you've a mild case of death.
What happened in my city on New Years:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35231046
Fucking animals.
Horrific story. If these are all asylum seekers as the comment suggests near the end, it'll be pretty damaging to any acceptance of refugees in Europe.
That feel when the evil racists who should be excluded from respectable circles and public discourse are vindicated. Europe is beyond fucked.
http://m.rte.ie/news/2015/0401/691308-spire/
What the absolute fuck? Someone said this in work today and I thought they were ripping the piss. I'm pretty sure there was no McDonalds in 1916 but I don't think they're ripping it out for the fortnight.
What a waste of money.
'Programme of events'. Get over it chaps.
I just hope I'm alive to see the real centenary in 2048.
On my phone so no link but did anyone read about the clinical trial gone wrong France?
This one? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35320895
Harry hasn't been to France lately has he?
Yes, that one. Didn't a few members here (Hammerstein maybe?) did some of these?
Magic's videos are better.
Wow.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...reated-7177869
I've ordered two. But really, they aren't sexy at all.
I don't know, mate.On Twitter, Omnipotent I Am said: "This is basically saying its ok if it's a doll, problem is, what happens when they want a real child?"
I'd probably be less disturbed if I saw a real child in someone's house as opposed to a doll.
Shit week for the Dion family http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ssed-away.html
Will Forte has decided to go for a new look:
It's fucking me up.
Looks like Milo is bang on, yet again.
Just browsing through the BBC site when I saw the thumbnail pic for this and thought 'why the fuck is Kanu doing martial arts'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/taekwondo/35337316
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