He sounds like an arsehole.
The best part of that story is that she cites 'Universal Orlando' as one of her success stories, as if people wouldn't know fucking Disneyland existed without her YouTube account.
He sounds like an arsehole.
The best part of that story is that she cites 'Universal Orlando' as one of her success stories, as if people wouldn't know fucking Disneyland existed without her YouTube account.
Yeah, he could have just said no. Twat.
Unnwa sounds like a Nigerian tribeswoman.
Should have called her Kenneth.
Wouldn't it be great if the club put a statement out condemning him for ruining her life.
This is why everyone from the rest of Northern Europe is called Bjorg Bjorgsen/son. They can't be trusted without regulation.
Surely if you're giving her 'one name each' you make the dodgy football song one a middle name, so you can pass your strange obsession onto the poor kid who can't object without them having to spend their life explaining what a dick their dad was to everyone they meet.
She'd be the victim then, they wouldn't like that.Originally Posted by Lewis
That hotel has sent the freeloader a bill for the 'exposure' they've given her. Five million euros.
Giggles' mate has redeemed himself.
The terms
No idea where to post this but it's so satisfying it can't go unposted.
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** Fixed for phonics, sincerely SvN
What sort of tags are those?
What was I doing wrong there SvN?
There was a [color] tag in there.
Not one that I added. Weird.
edit: Oh because I copy/pasted from the 'How do you do this' thread. Whoops.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-42791079
Why not just lower prices you wankers.
Or raise them and stop stocking shit product. Moving back to the UK and finding Sainsburys and Tesco on pretty much level pegging quality wise was a shock to my middle class core.
Also maybe consider being a supermarket instead of a bank/petrol station etc.
Like honestly, how many 10s of millions of pounds were wasted on shite like this:
Sainsbury's Entertainment was a transactional website which provided films as downloads or for streaming, using Rovi Corporation software.[151] The site arranged to register with ATVOD as a video on demand service.[152] The website also sold MP3 downloads as well as eBooks through aNobii.[153] The site began operating in 2010 and until March 2014 also sold physical products including DVDs, CDs, Blu-ray discs and books. These were posted to the customer by a distributor, which after 2011 was Sainsbury's subsidiary company: Global Media Vault Ltd.[154][155] Customers received nectar points from shopping at Sainsbury's Entertainment.[156] Sainsbury's announced in September 2016 that it would close the business on 30 November 2016
I've come to the conclusion that diversifying ultimately kills any business, and you need to just stick to what you're good at.
Give me an MBA now.
You can't wangle investment out of idiots without diversifying. You'd be chucked off your MBA within a week.
Think about it. You don't ever see a kebab van that also mends curtains.
If only top businessmen knew about this genius wisdom.
But you do see a kebab man who does shit pizza profiting off of a pissed up Sama.
Sainsbury's (and other retailers) shitting jobs out the window isn't anything to do with "diversifying". It's primarily a) everything going online/automation, b) Amazon and c) competitors like Lidl/Aldi doing the same thing at less margin
Them automated tills are still absolute shit.
They're mankind's greatest innovation yet. Never again will an old woman judge me for buying chicken kievs and two kinds of cheese.
Or take ages talking to some other old biddy about the husband's gammy leg or the daughter in Australia.
They're fine so long as you've packaging and a barcode.
There's a new Amazon store where you don't even have to check out. Just chuck the shit in your bag and go. Probably not so great news if you're one of the millions of checkout staff mind...
They'll be replaced by drones in a couple of years.
They've wrecked the automated tills over here (Waitrose being the only supermarket option, natch) by 'diversifying' them away from the quick check scan your own shopping as you go ninjas like me, to allowing hopeless proles to scan their shit at them, thus entirely destroying the concept of the quick check system. That Amazon place where you just walk out and it knows what you've had is obviously the next step, but I'm sure Anthony Worrall-Thompson already has a plan to bring that down.
The only disadvantage is when old people try and use them, but that applies to all machinery more complex than a knife and fork.
Our job's going on about diversity in the dumbest way. "We've added options to your profile. Please fill them in so we can find out how gay, ethnic or minority the workforce is."
I learned a new acronym. BAME. Black, Asian and Minority Ethnic. I can't help but feel someone's short-changed in that.
I'm so glad I work for a two bit operation with single digit employees. None of that work life, diversity, wellbeing bollocks. Come in, work, go home.
Are you stuck in 2001, crying for help from a time chamber? I often wonder.
It's called the Northeast.
Try 1901. We steer clear of Beamish and their futuristic ideals.
Does this thread just reopen to that phonics video for anyone else?
I was in Tesco last week and they'd changed the UI on their self-service tills and the new one is fucking horrible. Have they done that everywhere?
How do they stop shoplifting?
You scan your phone like an Oyster card as you come in. You need to have the app too otherwise you can't get in.
Fuck the door up. Your move, Alexa.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-42817263
Never change, France.
Has France ever managed to drain a bath without it raining babies?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-42815603
Hopefully Netflix does to Sky what Sky did to ITV Sport.
If it were a proper country, all your TV would be coming through fiber anyway.
What, show it up to be absolute shit and force everybody to up their game?
I reckon Sky will be gone within the decade.
Imagine paying for sky but not getting the dish. That's the whole point. Internet in the UK is far too wank for anything else. Sky Go has been a holocaust of a service since day 0 aside from that.
I couldn't find the US Politics thread so I'm just going to share this here.
The #Resistance is going well:
Bless her, with her sources in her head.
In other news
THE XFL RETURNS.
He probably spent the entire three-month build up to McGregor v Mayweather masturbating.
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