You should have rammed the mirror up her cunt.
Doesn't it mean island in Spanish?
Here's my daughter Island.
It must be hell listening to Florida, Trinidad, Antigua, Nevada, Los Angeles etc get butchered by English speakers. Too bad the Spanish-speaking troops were such a useless bunch of wastrels for 400 years to lose all these lands to God's righteous protestants.
Righteous AND dreamy?
Sadly rules him out as some sort of professional hitman.
It's quite clearly not the same guy lol.
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Isn't it? Nose looks similar. Obviously must be different day / after a change of clothes.
Meanwhle, some vibrant stuff afoot in the west midlands: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cew298qg8lxo
Chad lad. First Daniel Khalife, now this. The world is too cruel.
Lost his glorious anonymity for a thirst trap.
My money’s on the wife organising a hit.
In a very 2024 story, the girl behind the Hawk Tuah meme decided to create a form of crypto currency. For some more bizarre reasons, many people decided to invest. When it went live it went up, before absolutely tanking going down by over 90%
Did she make loads of money?
I highly doubt it was her. Some whale will have convinced her, floated it, pumped in a tonne of cash, then rug pulled. Textbook.
I'm sure a pornstar did it last year and some clown even got a tattoo of her before she rugpulled then all. Crying wanks all round.
This story about the teenager falling off a theme park ride begs many questions. Fourteen?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c86wq09q472o.amp
God he's such an odious piece of shit. Should be in prison.
22 stone. Imagine the thud.
Speaking of dying to gravity, this lad in the mineshaft sounds suspicious.
Tyre lol.
£243m??? Fucking wot???
It's America, they literally just pull a number out of the air. Doesn't America's Mayor owe two random election workers hundreds of millions in damages?
Speaking of the thud, there was a pretty brutal video of this wasn't there?
Backpack found. Hope he has a wacky manifesto.
Why is everyone shitting their pants over milk?
Lactose intolerance.
They've started using some cattle feed that makes the cows fart less, which, you know, obviously means milk = cancer.
Assad seems to be a goner.
His wife and kids fled to Russia over a week ago so obviously they knew it’d fall quickly after Aleppo was taken.
I didn't mean only as a leader, Reuters seem to be claiming he's dead in a plane crash.
I saw that but some places have detracted it. It would be insane for him to get on a plane and then fly over rebel territory. Best guesses are it was an army plane going to get some commanders.
No longer useful Vlad Ladz should probably avoid planes. And windows. And balconies.
All going tits up for the alliance of destiny, isn't it. Package holidays to Iran in time for next summer.
Where were we discussing Gout Gout previously? I see he's been at it again.
Seems they've found/arrested the assassin guy and he did have a "handwritten document" - reportedly described earlier by police sources as a "manifesto".
NYPD Chief of Detectives Joseph Kenny said that from the document, it appeared the suspect had "some ill will towards corporate America".
Bake 'em away, toys.
"yeah of course mister, you've seen the CEO assassin in McDonald's. And I'm Edward G Robinson"
In other killing news I see they've just had that thing in Nepal where they go mental and just kill everything in sight that isn't a person.
I find myself quite gutted that they've caught him.