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    The knee window ones are for Boom, otherwise you wouldn't be able to see the mud on the ones underneath.

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    Rip boom.

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    RL just smashed it.

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    Sweet Jesus, how much of a fucking neck would you need to even go through with this? At least judges are starting to go against these lol ones though.

    http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish...t-10313293.amp

    An Irish teenager who lost his claim against his former boyhood club for dropping him has said it still 'upsets' him on a daily basis.

    Sean Cooke, 18, sued his local Cork club, Carrigaline United, claiming that he had been mistreated by management.


    The youngster claimed that he suffers from post traumatic stress disorder because he was dropped by the club when he was 13.

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    Judge Sean O'Donnabhain said it was an "emotional" and "difficult" case. He said Declan Cooke was undoubtedly a "caring parent" but that he was not "over blessed with insight."
    I always enjoy judges trying to be diplomatic while calling someone a moron.

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    That said, I meant to post this at the time last month, this is the other end of the scale. Absolute insanity, judge should be locked up for it.

    She looks like she touches at least 3 legs of every table she sits at anyway.

    https://www.irishtimes.com/news/crim...-leg-1.3030842

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    Fucking hell, I'm always smashing my knees on table legs.

    I'm going to be a millionaire.

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    How keen was she to get her chair pulled in and embark on the free bread that she fucking injured herself doing so?

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    When she returned home she had attended her local doctor, the Beaumont Hospital for X-rays and later a specialist in muscle spasm.
    Mmmm hmmmm.

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    The law really needs a 'shit happens' clause, because sometimes, sometimes, you're just unlucky and nobody is actually to blame. Of course, in this (and Monghow's) case, if you're too dense to check for table legs before chucking your considerable weight in the direction of the table then you are completely and utterly to blame.

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    Stait fyre, son.

    I can't say I expected more from Ja Rule.

    Also, This is not flight. It's hovering.

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    Working on these diversity/equality things these days must be what it was like working for the CIA in the fifties and sixties. Is this a fucking stupid idea? Probably, but let's spend six months and a fortune making our minds up.

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    "racial micro-aggressions"



    If you don't give a black man your wallet when asked, this could be racial micro-aggression, and you could be sent to jail.

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    According to our center of diversity and inclusion, a woman instructor cannot call her husband her husband, as it can be deemed to exclude those who are no in typical relationships.

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    Allow an internet man to clue you in.



    Long and short of it is, "This kid isn't mine. Let's abuse him for profit. His mother seems unconcerned."

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/articl...nd-unrealistic

    I am this close to buying one of those awful Meninist t-shirts.

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/a...c-601d2541ed50

    Brilliant.

    That's how these gluten free twats should be treated.

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    Yeah coeliac is for poofters.

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    It's gold all the way through but I particularly liked this bit:

    “He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by 3 large crocodiles in front of us.

    “We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week.”

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    One of life's great mysteries.

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    I'll not lie. I searched liveleak to see if there was a video. There was not.

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    Clearly should have prayed for a month.

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    Wouldn't be a new week here without the obligatory fuckwit judge handing out a fortune to a chancer story.

    http://www.independent.ie/irish-news...-35716504.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soldier View Post
    Surely you would practice in the bath before you attempted crocodile river.

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    I can only assume his fast was in an effort to become less dense that water?

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39932366

    WTF. I've drunk more coffee than that in 2 hours.

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    Energy drink involved as well?

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    Why can they name McDonalds and Mountain Dew, but not the energy drink?

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    I've had 3 energy drinks in less than an hour before. Actually, it's something I've done a few times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Browning View Post
    Why can they name McDonalds and Mountain Dew, but not the energy drink?
    It says in the article they weren't sure which energy drink he had.

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    I have a 2 red bulls per day maximum as that gets you slightly over your reccomended Taurine levels for the day but then I drink coke the rest of it so my caffeine levels are through the roof.

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    Surely your teeth must be rotten?

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    A large US drink is about a lake's worth, so it's probably the equivalent of necking thousands of cups of coffee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    I have a 2 red bulls per day maximum as that gets you slightly over your reccomended Taurine levels for the day but then I drink coke the rest of it so my caffeine levels are through the roof.
    Taurine? I'd be more worried about your sugar intake.

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    I downed 7 red bulls for a bet once. I definitely thought I was going to die.

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    Lol at "Davis Cripe". That's my new username for everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    I downed 7 red bulls for a bet once. I definitely thought I was going to die.
    Anybody else would have been fine.

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    Good on you for volunteering to test that hypothesis. Lifestream at the weekend?

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/articl...ng-chicken-run

    Other than the person in question living near a BBC building and having recently-legal breasts and vagina for the website's avid readers to imagine, how in the fuck has this story made the BBC homepage? She's not even moaning about it.

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    We ban students on a daily basis for torrenting films, so I assume it happens everywhere else too. We get emails from that Australian company who work on behalf of the studios that tell you what they've been downloading, so you see when they've lost their access for a film you'd get on ITV2 or some dirty porn.

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    "Another person got caught for downloading Shrek and she's still blocked."

    I like how they've singled out that quote. It reads like an Onion article at points.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wullie View Post
    We ban students on a daily basis for torrenting films, so I assume it happens everywhere else too. We get emails from that Australian company who work on behalf of the studios that tell you what they've been downloading, so you see when they've lost their access for a film you'd get on ITV2 or some dirty porn.
    Can they see when people have used Tor or any dark web sites?

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    I know people have been pulled up for it in the past, but not sure if it was automatically detected or because they were just clumsy.

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    Fucking hell, I'm coming down south to find me some chips on shopping centre food court floors.

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