Went to Burma when no-one else gave a shit, top top lady.
Went to Burma when no-one else gave a shit, top top lady.
She'll be hanging on for Brexit.
Twenty-eight years ago today
FA Cup semi-final to play
We'd been waiting on the fans a while
Turned up pissed-and-late and forced the turnstile
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years
Sgt. Kenny's Hillsborough Justice Band
They're really showing up their lack of culture, there.
Is there a more perfect first line than that? The melody, Lennon's voice, everything.Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Is the Mark Morris Dance Group a morris dance group comprised of Marks?
I've always been a fan of 'We skipped the light fandango', but that's probably up there too.
I didn't know Bowie (in Young Americans) had lifted that from The Beatles.
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Fuck off.
Chocolate twists could be a euphemism.
John Lennon was at the recording sessions for the album, so it was probably done as some sort of homage.
She is so fit.
He's reached the cropping his hairline off pictures stage, so she will have blown him out before long.
Is there a velodrome cyclist out there that isn't dull as shit?
What proportion of sporting bods in general are anything other than tedious? Not many, look at how many complete and utter mongs there are in football for instance.
Look at footballers 30/40 years ago though. Same with racing drivers etc.
They were all cool as fuck for the right reasons.
Now you've got big nosed cunts like ZLATAN being cool to the kids for doing a 6 second Snapchat video.
Quite a lot of footballers are entertaining, for better or worse. The fact that its a shit rich person sport definitely takes them to another level of dull.
Only if it's inadvertent i.e their own fuckwittery.
You only have to read the MOTD 'PLAYERS TWITTER' sections to see they are all written by the same PR person, because they are too thick to write anything other than 'GRATE WIN LO1l'
Golfers are the worst.
'Good round today, Justin.'
'Yeah, we (always we) hit it real solid, made a couple putts. Had some fun out there. Hopefully we can go low tomorrow.'
'Thanks, Justin.'
Nigel Mansell
Alain Prost
Derek Warwick
Your argument was basically invalid the moment I started typing Mansell, a man so tedious out of the car that you could use him to hang wallpaper. Golfer too so you fell asleep coming and going.
Why are you so obsessed with people who go bald?
Nigel is another who uses the royal we. I just don't get it. There was no one else in the car with you. Just you and a dreadful Judd engine.
I've read an interview with Derek Warwick in which he sounded quite interesting. Prost has no redeeming features though. French as well.
I always liked Eddie Irvine, he gave off the impression that they'd have to breathalyse him in the paddock before the parade lap.
Black and white racing drivers were probably cooler than average, but they were all on borrowed time so probably felt the need to live it up a bit.
What is the sport with the least amount of dullards? Athletics surely has to be at the absolute bottom due to the fitness = boring cunt formula.
Maybe one of those shite 'extreme sports.'
Dart pros?
Definitely darts. They're all dressed like big fat silky party animals with nicknames on their back.
Phil Taylor likes to party.
Snooker has loads of characters. I remember Quinten Hann deciding to become a character, as he didn't think snooker had enough characters, and started a frame by smashing the reds open, then challenged Mark King to a fight. Don't think anyone ever heard from him again after that.
Marco Fu. He's a character. Barry Hawkins. The list goes on.
Neither of those are really sports.
Boxing they make everyone out to be a character, which is almost always just marketing fluff. David Haye is one of the dullest men alive and Anthony Joshua is far worse.
Cricket was great actually until they started bringing in high end sponsors and required Jimmy Anderson to walk round Waitrose bowling an apple in his whites.
Didn't Quinten Hann get banned for life for match fixing or something?
I'm trying to think about decent Motorcycling options but, for every Marco Simoncelli you have three James Toselands.
It's ok though because it's shit.
Excellent. 😂
Seething
How does an Argie end up speaking like that?
He's gone full native hasn't he? I saw an article about him playing for a pub team there.
Seems like it from the second article.
See Giggles' new avatar.
Peter Lovenkrands was on Twitter saying it looked more like him. I can see that.
I'm a twit
That's who it looks like. Raoul Moat. Been annoying me for 24 hours.
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