https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/po...-crime-1466145
The police have definitely proven they can be trusted with this sort of responsibility.
https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/po...-crime-1466145
The police have definitely proven they can be trusted with this sort of responsibility.
I can't see any way in which this could backfire.
What the fuck? Even Patel would baulk at that.
My uncle is Peter Riseley and he caught the named 'KANGA' shark in 1987 off the coast of Kangaroo Island:
Estimated 23 feet but they couldn't lift it out of the water with their crane so had to take turns cutting the head off.
That shark had a family.
Your uncle is a twat.
A rich twat.
Rod Stewart should be ashamed for involving himself in that.
This explains the shark porn.
https://twitter.com/murphy_simon/sta...16804308029450
Ever more heartwarming by the week, this whole narrative.
Liz II has covid.
I've covered it. In the right thread too.Originally Posted by niko_cee
Thinking it's not news.I've covered it. In the right thread too.
Off with Spikeys head.
*Insert worlds smallest axe joke here*
I have a pizza axe, probably still overkill.
Posting here as I don't think anyone views the Winter Olympics thread anymore:
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/20...inter-olympics
Lindholm spent just under an hour and 16 minutes traversing the course in howling, freezing winds, leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time in a cross-country skiing race, following a similar incident in Ruka, Finland last year.
“You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished ... it was one of the worst competitions I’ve been in,” he told Finnish media. “It was just about battling through.”
Lindholm explained that he used a heat pack to try to thaw out his appendage once the race was over. “When the body parts started to warm up after the finish, the pain was unbearable,” he added.
28th and a frozen cock. Hardly seems worth it.
Gives new meaning to "blue balls".
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60437894
Why the fuck are these cunts allowed to knock about together?
They look like they couldn't knock their way through a wet paper bag. "No weapons involved" the report says so probably not even a bruise on the plod.
Would be great to be one of the chasing officers. Into that tiny room and a free pass to smash them.
Aren't you about 4 feet tall and 8 stone sopping wet?
Sopping wet is your momma when I take my top off.
Sweating profusely due to the bomb strapped to your chest.
Here comes the relentless racism from gammons'r'us.
I don’t think he even sees it himself.
That's not Manc's first stab, he definitely knows what he's doing.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politi...INL2GXI7OKS6E/
Whoever convinced the protestors to wear tinfoil hats is a genius.
I'm a twit
Make your own Wordle: https://mywordle.strivemath.com/?word=dooelph
I'm a twit
Should have known.
Wordle guessed in 6/6!
Somewhat spoiled by Ben, the cunt.
Someone told me about Octordle today. Quordle, Nerdle and to a lesser extent Worldle had some longevity but fuck off.
Wordle is only for cunts.
I’m on a streak of 52.
Streak of 26 on my phone but I've also bounced between my PC and Laptop too so I'm probably on 50ish too.
A likely story.
I’ve 50000 on my laptop but it ran away so I have to do it on my phone now.
The things Mahow tells us I really can't believe he'd then lie about Wordle to impress us.
Now if he lied about his Quordle or Nerdle streaks that'd be a very different kettle of fish.
I've not dipped into either.
I've dabbled a bit in Dordle but I'm pretty shit at it.
Worldle is where it’s at.
Isn't it basically impossible to not get a Wordle? I did them for a few weeks maybe, but got bored. I did a few Octordles but even those seem pretty much impossible to lose at.
There was one the other day that was a bit of a cunt, took me all six tries. But other than that, yes, it's fairly easy. My Mrs likes to do them with me so that's why I still do them really.
I think I've only failed at Wordle once and it wasn't even the day everybody else seemed to lose their shit about it. The days you're most likely to fail I'd say are the ones where you've got one letter that could be any of about five to complete the word and you're just having to guess.
But yeah, it's pretty easy unless you don't know many words.
I couldn't get on with that, if you end up in among the small countries it's just a guessing game.
I'm just living for 'pzazz' day.
Just had my third 2 on today's word. I lost the other day when my brain failed to register that 'chant' was a word.
I had a bit of a mare on today's word and it took 5.
I be you get it in two every other day.
I've had it happen three times.
My usual seems to be 4.
I'm not sure why you think I'm lying about Wordle.
Current streak is only 11 if that makes you feel better.
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https://features.texasmonthly.com/ed...l/the-convert/
I mean, I can't really blame him.
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