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    Separate film initially, unless you think Jimmy is somehow one of the people involved in his mate's dad's 1950s birth.

    But it'll all tie together 18 films / 4 years down the line as part of the Jimmy Floyd Cinematic Universe.

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    Same film. It will be a series of mental flashes throughout ala:


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    Yev is writing it as a spin off series.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    That's quite the superhero / villain origin story.
    Netflix presents: Dr. Tripe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    Yev is writing it as a spin off series.
    Oh oh can I do the trailer please
    I'm a twit

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    Sorry, we've already awarded Lord Jerrington the contract.

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    Stuck up bitch.

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    Not sure which thread this should go in, but just discovered that the guy one of my cousins is married to has recently sold the business he set up with his mate (END clothing, think it's the sort of place Phonics would buy Yeezy's) for £850m.

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    That’s a pretty swish piece of trivia.

    I’ve heard of end clothing so kudos to him. Your cousin will have a wonderful lifestyle now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foe View Post
    That’s a pretty swish piece of trivia.

    I’ve heard of end clothing so kudos to him. Your cousin will have a wonderful lifestyle now.
    Regretting not inviting cousins to the wedding now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Not sure which thread this should go in, but just discovered that the guy one of my cousins is married to has recently sold the business he set up with his mate (END clothing, think it's the sort of place Phonics would buy Yeezy's) for £850m.
    To an existing company? Seems like “JD Group” owns everything nowadays.
    I'm a twit

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    "Mike Ashley wants to buy us out!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    To an existing company? Seems like “JD Group” owns everything nowadays.
    Some investment group. "Carlyle group".

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    I've heard that through osmosis somewhere. Probably from snooping around something like Topshop.

    Jack Monroe's moaning about the price of rice going up. People on the margins might be damaged by it but those motherfuckers don't buy rice.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0bk6dt4

    How is she nearly in tears over this?

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    Empathy?

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    Attention.

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    Calvin Klein.

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    Spikey takes this round.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Some investment group. "Carlyle group".
    Isn't that the illuminati all ex world leaders etc investment group?

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    In the top 3 largest private equity firms. That’s huge. How long until you shamelessly invite them over for an Ooni pizza?

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    He’d want to stop burning them.

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    no shit.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Empathy?
    Not something this place really does well is it.

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    It’s not something the world does well. Most of it is just for show.

    Anyway, most of the people she’s crying about are still able to afford their John Player and Stella whether rice is 45p or £1.15.


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    That's the point I was getting at. Having lived a skint life with skint parents, rice and pasta never got on the menu.

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    Findus Crispy Pancakes have held their ground against inflation well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    That's the point I was getting at. Having lived a skint life with skint parents, rice and pasta never got on the menu.
    Yes I forgot that every poor person has exactly the same experience.

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    https://www.theguardian.com/science/...et-impulse-buy

    https://www.talkingretail.com/news/i...ed-26-11-2014/

    They might not have the same experience, but they'd sooner pick biscuits over rice and pasta.

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    Is this somebody doing a bit that's going way over my head or an actual crazy person?

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    It's brainwashing in its simplest form.

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    She’s American the therefore thick.

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    Another good day for the police.

    https://www.policeconduct.gov.uk/sit...ary%202022.pdf

    A separate WhatsApp conversation between two police officers:
    o Officer 1: “I fucking need to take my bird out, won’t see her until next Saturday.
    Then I have to work. Promised to take her out the Friday after. Making it up to her
    from when I backhanded her”
    o Officer 2: “Grab her by the pussy”
    o Officer 1: “You ever slapped your missus?”
    o Officer 1: “It makes them love you more. Seriously since I did that she won’t leave
    me alone. Now I know why these daft cunts are getting murdered by their spastic
    boyfriends. Knock a bird about and she will love you. Human nature. They are
    biologically programmed to like that shit.”
    o Officer 2: “Lmao”
    o Officer 1: “I’m right though”
    Messages sent by a male officer to a female officer:
    o “I would happily rape you”
    o “if I was single I would actually hate fuck you”
    o “if I was single I would happily chloroform you”
    Probably all just bants from people who aren't representative of the Met though, I'm sure.

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    I assume they decided to just redact all the "Phwoar"s.

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    Part of the problem with the police is that you have to be a certain type of person to do it. Some will be people that want to do good in the world, some will have just fallen into the role, but - by a large margin - most are just going to be power hungry cunts that get errections over the idea of being in charge.

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    The last 20 years have been full of politicians calling for the service to 'reflect the communities they serve', so it looks like they're doing a good job.

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    Are we confident officer 1 isn't Dquincy?

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    That’s some night out. I used to feel bad the next day if I’d knocked over a drink or something.



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    For a nation of 5 million you don't half pack these mad stories in.

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    Especially in Donegal where there's about six people.

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    'Levelling up' plan announced: Michael Gove says people in North and Midlands have been 'overlooked and undervalued for years'
    "We don't know by who. Forgot about that, it doesn't matter because we, the goodies, are definitely, definitely going to fix it!"

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    All the idiots up here will vote for them again in 2024, now. Although my area specifically has been bribed with extra incentives anyway since going blue because we've got a Boris protégé, so whatever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Part of the problem with the police is that you have to be a certain type of person to do it. Some will be people that want to do good in the world, some will have just fallen into the role, but - by a large margin - most are just going to be power hungry cunts that get errections over the idea of being in charge.
    Again though, they are advertising fast track detective roles for £24k a year. I'd suggest anyone remotely capable of doing that job that would have to make a career change isn't being enticed for that, unless they're truly a saint.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-60206564

    It never ceases to make me laugh the lengths to which these various brands of capitalist ghoul will go to convince themselves that rising wages are a bad thing. No matter whether it's boom times, recession times, inflationary times: pay rises are BAD.

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    Basically everything around this stuff is depressing at the moment. The cost of basically everything is going up and apparently set to continue doing so, Li'l Rishi's solution is a nonsensical loan that people then have to pay back which if they can't afford the £200 now they probably won't be able to in future either and did I see that in amongst all these bankers have had a big tax cut (no idea if that's the right word) to the tune of millions/billions as well? Or have I misunderstood some Twitter hysteria on that one?

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    The hysteria is not hysterical enough if anything. I don't think people understand how shit next winter is going to be.

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    I don't see what you can expect the Tories to do if you're going to absolutely refuse to be a hedge fund manager or son of an Earl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    The hysteria is not hysterical enough if anything. I don't think people understand how shit next winter is going to be.
    Pray tell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    Pray tell.
    The NI and Energy price rises will be somewhat offset by the heating not needing to be on as much / at all, from April, so the rest of the year will be pretty much as we are. But, next October the Energy Cap is set to increase again and, between now and then, inflation is forecast to continue at atleast 6%. Anyone not getting by easily now is going to feel the pinch, but anyone already struggling is basically fucked and there's not much they can do about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-60206564

    It never ceases to make me laugh the lengths to which these various brands of capitalist ghoul will go to convince themselves that rising wages are a bad thing. No matter whether it's boom times, recession times, inflationary times: pay rises are BAD.
    Better still coming from a pro-Brexit cunt who sold Brexit partly on becoming a high wage society. What another load of bollocks.

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