What no way not the old weird porn man.
What no way not the old weird porn man.
How is this some sort of news? Every time they showed the mansion it was him surrounded by young naked women.
If anybody cared then getting allegations against him would surely have been the work of about ten minutes.
Is that poker-playing Hefner regen still going strong or has he been cancelled/committed suicide?
Edit:
We still good
https://www.instagram.com/danbilzerian/
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-60127916
Lot to unpack in there.
I haven't seen that guy in ages. What a life he leads. Must be smashing all sorts of gear.Originally Posted by Don
McDonald's once a week. The kid had no chance.
We need some Louise Woodward courtroom action for the daughter.
Lol
Reminder that Hef printed nudes of Marilyn Monroe against her will and then bought the burial plot next to her, not really sure what these girls thought was happening at the mansion before they went.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-60149024
On the matter of a photograph of the prince with his arm around Ms Giuffre, with Maxwell in the background, his lawyers say they do not have enough information to admit or deny its existence.
I look forward to this following the Boris Johnson trajectory of denial and ending up at "Look, right, he definitely fucked her and knew she wasn't into it but nobody had told him that law applied to Princes as well."
Apparently BoJo went to Uni with Ghislaine Maxwell, so I'm surprised (and disappointed) their trajectories haven't merged by now. He has to be a rapey nonce. Look at him ffs.
The thing with Boris is that women actually do seem to crumble at his knees. Why, I have absolutely no fucking clue. Their minds must work in bizarre ways.
They're all retards, though. You can't tell me Carrie Symonds is playing with a full deck. It's probably as simple as, "Oh, it's the funny man off the telly. I wonder if he's really like that ..."
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I imagine the same would have been true for all the men involved ro be fair. Half the country want to fuck a Prince, even if it is a sweaty one. This Epstein business was never about pulling women though, it's full on predatory sex ring stuff. I'm amazed that this isn't Johnsons bag.
I've only just found out Maxwell has been married to another bloke since 2016.
I hate that fucking family.
Is he dashing? I realise I'm not his target audience but y'know, you usually have a sense of whether people are good looking or not and he looks like Bez in a wig.
Also even by the standards of the use of the word 'celebrity' these days that's fucking pushing it.
Bez in a wig.
He does as well.
He's an OK looking guy dressed up like what he imagines to be a very good looking guy.
I can't get past the Bez thing.
If you use the right photo it's not even 'with a wig.' A beard-wig maybe.
I don't know who Bez is.
What? Really? I'm surprised you're not all over the various versions of Masterchef and he was on the Celebrity version of that recently but he came to fame getting drugged up and arsing about with maracas on stage for the Happy Mondays.
I don't know how it's even possible to not know who Bez is.
Neither does Bez.
I came across someone who didn't know who Meat Loaf is/was. Thought he was a rapper.
We've got some apprentices starting sort-of with our team and I'm trying to avoid making any pop culture references to them because they're children and will just not know what anything is and I'll feel a thousand years old.
The worst part about the Meat Loaf thing is that the person is the same age as me, 31.
I mean, I wasn't a fan of Meat Loaf at all but at this age it's impossible to not come across him.
Yeah something's gone wrong if you're in your 30s and haven't heard of him.
I suppose it can only happen if the context of their fame is completely outside of your frame of reference. My wife is forever telling me about the hijinx of some Insta-tart or other and apparently it's mental that I've never heard of them.
You'd have to outright hate all music to not know Meat Loaf though.
I thought Meat Loaf was British until the obituaries described him as American. Knew who he was / his most famous songs, though.
How is Captain Tom's grandson a celebrity?
Rispect 4 are soljurs is now multi-generational as long as you do a few laps of the garden.
Yeah I think the difference is that some Insta-tart is almost certainly only famous among her followers and their circle of social media, Meat Loaf is a big enough name that you'll have definitely, 100% heard his music a number of times during your life if you're 31 like Ben's mate is.
If you ever heard the radio as a kid, I don't know how you couldn't know who Meat Loaf is.
On Meat Loaf, I dunno. 31 probably puts you outside the Anything for Love No.1 significance window, and also probably makes you too young for things like Waynes World, maybe even Fight Club. Obviously there are other things he's probably been in, and it would be hard to have not heard Bat Out of Hell at some point, but I'd put it in the same bracket as not knowing who Chris Rea is [and apparently he's younger] or perhaps Neil Young. Obviously poor, but at the same time understandable.
I (33) don't remember Meatloaf being big as a going concern. I had a mate who was bang into him, but because said mate was also into Terry Pratchett, Ken Dodd and Nintendo I've always filed those four things as being for losers.
The Celebrity version is the one that's most likely to pass me by. I'll watch if I put the tele on and it's on but otherwise nah.
I almost accidentally posted that Malt Loaf had died in the death thread. I was only saved by the fact someone had already posted about it correctly. I do absolutely know who he was, just a brain malfunction.
Are you sure your mate wasn't just a weirdo if he was into Ken Dodd?
I mean he was right to be into Pratchett but even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Yeah, which is why all those things are filed under weird, fairly or unfairly. We had a weird friendship. He was always trying to set me up with his mate called Caitlin who was a champion swimmer. He clearly wanted to rod her himself but there was some boundaries reason why he couldn't, so he wanted me to as a proxy. At the time I was probably just too scared to approach her but in hindsight, yeah. His dad was from Yorkshire and claimed to have been born in the waste room of a Huddersfield offal factory. His mum was a massive pisshead and I once had to jump off their toilet while having a shit because she was being carried in there to vomit by her husband, at about 7pm. The Ken Dodd thing was passed down from father to son. I have a clear memory of sitting in their kitchen while his dad said: "Funniest man EVER BORN" with a deadly serious gurn on and jabbing his finger in someone's face to ram home the point.
Sorry, I'm just farting out random anecdotes from 20 years ago. Don't mind me.
That's quite the superhero / villain origin story.
Even I'd watch that.
Nonce.
The superhero version would probably have more truth to it than the shite he used to trot out. I'm sure the 'story' ended with his mother being back on the factory line before the end of the working day, as if in 1950s Yorkshire women just went around shitting out babies and carrying on with their day.
Is that not lifted entirely from a Monty Python sketch?
"Anyway, after they'd cut the cord she took one last puff of her pipe, had a quick whippet sandwich and got back to the factory floor to work the remaining 17 hours of her shift."
Are we talking a second film now or is it going to somehow be bundled into one film?
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