Taz will have ejaculated his own body weight by now.
Taz will have ejaculated his own body weight by now.
I know they always choose the most ridiculous photos to go with these but fucking hell, look at the state of this lot. The guy probably died laughing.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-36891523
Summerlyn Farquharson
When you in a mixed race area an the maternity ward is lit with ratchet hoes and upper class rich white folks.
I also enjoyed what has to be the worst commemorative plaque in history.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/horse-racing/36892365
A bit of ragged perspex and a felt tip pen, did he owe them money or something?
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/british-co...085502322.html
Love that headline. I bet he is a right little cunt.
I wasn't expecting that
.....
Yeah, Diana had a very, very, very public life and death. On top of that, William and Harry had to deal with their parents' divorce at an early age. Harry went to Afghanistan, William did some RAF shit and then decided to support Villa. That's his decision and he lives with it. Every day. Every night.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...cling-seinfeld
The Guardian must have been done over by The Onion or something there. Not a chance a bottle scam has been carried out by a man with that name.
The way brown envelopes are done these days. What a fucking country.
http://www.irishexaminer.com/breakin...ge-747014.html
The two they interviewed couldn't be more stereotypical Virginian if they tried.
This 'Byron Burgers' stuff is getting more lol every time I hear fresh news about it.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...ts-in-pictures
Have you been? It's fucking breathtakingly average.
Free locusts though, top notch.
https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/f...y-mans-attack/
Hmm. 6 months for assaulting four police officers, one seriously.
What did those twitter trolls get, 3 years or something?
Sounds more like he was resisting arrest and a copper hurt his back.
He was convicted of assaulting PC Charles Demore by struggling with him and causing him to fall against a door frame, to his injury.
He was also found guilty of assaulting PC Scott Hunter by struggling with him, to his severe injury.
Ling was found guilty of resisting four police officers by struggling violently with them and lashing out with his arms and legs.
Same thing isn't it?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-36950013
This reminded me of 'how.
I was wondering when someone would post that :\
At least mine actually turned up at the airport.
Fucking pleb.
He is a cornball.
An Emirates 777 has gone up in flames after crash landing in Dubai.
Looks like the gear collapsed and one of the engines was smashed away from the wing. Emirates are reporting all passengers and crew as safe, which is miraculous.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...an-mother.html
EDIT: Oh my God:
DISTINGUISHED JUDGE WITH RECORD OF LETTING PAEDOPHILES WALK FREE
I love how they managed to get that sub-story in, however read a little bit closer and:
Last August Judge Lynch made headlines when she apologised to two teenage girls after sentencing guidelines prevented her from jailing a pervert who sexually abused them at his animal sanctuary.
I've always been a bit terrified of kites for this very reason, and there was me thinking I was being totally irrational.
Some lads put up wires between trees in our local woods at neck height. Wasn't allowed to cycle around there for months when I was a kid.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-37105035
So I thought it was surprising enough that of these two:
it was the one on the left who was the main culprit.
And secondly when I scrolled down and saw that the murder was because the one on the left had been dumped by this guy:
The mind boggles.
The one on the left looks like Chelsea Peretti.
How does that hair happen?
She looks like that cycling bird.
http://www.irishtimes.com/news/irela...port-1.2763730
Throw away the key.
Is this a group internet trolling session?
I'm a twit
There was a petition to rename the baseball team in Cincinnati the "Cincinnati Harambes" ffs
There was a guy spamming 'Dicks out for Harambe' in chat the other day, it's everywhere.
It's always the unfunny knobheads driving these sort of things to feel like they're part of something (see also: 'Boaty McBoatface').
Listen, I'm the last person to jump in the #BlackLivesMatter Social Justice Warrior queue..
But am I the only one who finds this Harambe shit extraordinarily racist?
As if people are making fun of what happens when a black guy gets killed in America? Or am I overthinking it?
I hate to sound like one of those hyper-sensitive dickheads but it just really, really strikes me as kinda fucked.
You're probably not the only one, but I can assure you all the others will be stupid and ludicrously sensitive, so I suggest you rethink that position.
A follow up tweet from 2 months previousOriginally Posted by phonics
Nah you're right John. I mean I'm not about to go cause a fuss on Al Gore's interwebz about it to anyone and, normally, I'm the first one to say "Fuck off it's just a joke for crying out loud."
Just seems like some people are taking the opportunity to chug some Diet Racism rather than just a wry laugh.
A follow up from before?
How are those things news? Has he murdered his room mates?
Check the second picture in the first tweet. Yes he murdered his room mate.
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