News of the day

[phonics]

lol

If you can look at the official story of that and think ‘makes sense’ and not ‘someone involved didn’t want him talking’ then you’re less of a legit conservative than I thought.

The gun they were ‘threatened’ with was found 10 feet away over a fence. And the only bullet a police took was another officers mp5. It just makes no sense. Someone in the Met was selling drugs and killed him.

My aunts boyfriend got mullered by 3 guys after asking the next door neighbour to move one of their multiple ‘ice cream’ vans off his parking spot and the police said that he was the one trying to beat them up. Even the judge didn’t believe it. It’s just being a realist.

[phonics]

I see it's national shit on the police day again. Imagine if we had a flawless organisation of 50,000 odd people who never fucked up.

Might disagree with me but At least I’ve been consistent on the issue.

[Giggles]

Is why I find that show where people have to evade being found so fascinating. I think I’d be really good at it.

How would you find the time to do that and be a professional NFL kicker?

[phonics]

How would you find the time to do that and be a professional NFL kicker?

No one goes missing more than an NFL kicker.

[Queenslander]

Enjoy prison bin chicken.

[Lofty]

https://news.sky.com/video/sarah-eve...-full-12422146

Lmao what a maggot. Pretty great seeing him realise he's fucked.

'Then they made me dispose of her body next to my own land, for some reason.'

[Shindig]

It's very strange. He's clearly thought about it for ages and planned it in detail, but the plan involves hiring a car in his own name and then driving it around, and committing the crime, in the middle of London. Can't possibly have thought he would get away with it.

He sounds like the type to rape a lass and assume that she might actually stay with him. Once she couldn't stop screaming, he probably went turbo.

[Yevrah]

I don't pretend to understand how the mind of a psychopath works at the best of times (I'm Ye..), but a lot of this doesn't add up. I'd have thought there'd be some sort of mentally ill angle chucked into the mix, but maybe that doesn't exist outside of wellbeing these days.

[niko_cee]

Is why I find that show where people have to evade being found so fascinating. I think I’d be really good at it.

Do you mean Hunted? Yeah, I've always thought access to this community would be invaluable in such an endeavour. We're spread far and wide, with so little in common and [other than it being fixed, which sadly I think it is] I don't see how you'd ever crack a random internet messageboard as the key to someone's evasion plot.

My other plan involved using Guernsey plated cars to move about as they are immune to ANPR, but again, it's all set-up so they could just smooth that over.

[Ian]

Rocking up at Baz's only to find yourself five minutes later in a selfie on his Twitter account above a #nikoontherun! hashtag.

[niko_cee]

Aye, you'd need to be selective.

[Kikó]

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Sensational.

[Spikey M]

[Spikey M]

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Heads have gone, through the looking glass, jumping over a load of sharks, in the last days of Rome.

[Pepe]

That's going to go well.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Heads have gone, through the looking glass, jumping over a load of sharks, in the last days of Rome.

And we've missed the last beamer out of Saigon.

[Shindig]

Officers will now rape in pairs.

[Dquincy]

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Sensational.

Amazing.

[Dquincy]

Officers will now rape in pairs.

It's what I do. Can't be too safe nowadays.

[Queenslander]

Report on the prison Islands next please.

[Shindig]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...shire-57858103

Aviation causes 2% of all emissions. So 1% of people cause 1% emissions? Splitting hairs, lads.

[phonics]

https://twitter.com/skyandyhughes/st...783342601?s=21

So that’s two rapists in the same unit and he’s suddenly being prosecuted for it a year later. The Met definitely aren’t just prosecuting this because some journalist found out about it and did something before it got reported on. Definitely not. The Met don’t cover for their own like that.

[Ian]

Must be coincidence. This guy probably wasn't even a known sex offender so it doesn't count.

[Queenslander]

NSW Deputy Premier and Nationals Leader has quit due to more corruption coming out of an ICAC investigation. This on top of the Liberal Party Leader and NSW Premier stepping before she she was sacked due an incredible amount of corruption of her own.

If rural NSW keep voting for the Nationals instead of The Fishers and Shooters party going forward they deserve to live in a scorched earth wasteland untill the end of time. That goes for the country in genereal, the dumbest people in our history are the inbred fucks who keep voting for the Nationals.

What a day.

Stolen from social media...

"I'll miss John Barilaro's strong commitment to rural NSW.

Like when he opened the new Department of Regional NSW with its head office in The Rocks, Sydney."

[Dquincy]

It's very strange. He's clearly thought about it for ages and planned it in detail, but the plan involves hiring a car in his own name and then driving it around, and committing the crime, in the middle of London. Can't possibly have thought he would get away with it.

You're trying to rationalise the mind of a psychopath. They clearly do not think like you and I. More like Mahow.

[Queenslander]

NSW Liberals have a elected a new leader, a far right Christian nut job who thinks pedo priests should be protected.

[Ian]

An openly pro-nonce political strategy is.... bold.

[Ian]

EDIT: Posted in the wrong fred like an eejit.

[Queenslander]

An openly pro-nonce political strategy is.... bold.

Apparently he dislikes the fact that the Nationals have destroyed that much native forest it would make Brazil blush.

Fun times for the koala killer/Nonce loving State.

[Ian]

Is that related to the noncing? Does he want more forest so there are more places to have some privacy where nobody will hear a child's cries or something?

[Queenslander]

Just trying to get across his values. Pro nonce, anti koala killing.

The real question is how many kids will it take to save the remaining Koala population in NSW?

Rezoning koala habit to diddle kids would be undesirable.

[Shindig]

Depends if they can mate directly with your kids.

[Ian]

The little buggers are riddled with chlamydia though.

And the koalas are no better.

[Jimmy Floyd]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...yside-58790840

We need systemic change. Time for root and branch NHS reform, and training courses educating all staff against the dangers of killing babies.

In all seriousness though, how is this not bigger news?

[Spikey M]

I saw this last night and wondered the same. Without meaning to go all Incel, you know it would be if it were a male nurse.

[Ian]

I was a bit surprised it wasn't an "all over the news" type story when it first came out back in the Spring or whenever it was. I guess it will be once the trial's actually running.

[Kikó]

Yep - contempt of court etc. What a story.

[randomlegend]

I saw this last night and wondered the same. Without meaning to go all Incel, you know it would be if it were a male nurse.

I'd have thought a female nurse would be even more likely to be the big story. "Evil" women get the public imagination going wild as it is, nonetheless one who's in a traditional female caregiving role and murdered BABIES.

Doesn't seem like there's a whole lot of detail about the case online; apparently she was arrested previously and has now been rearrested on the same plus additional charges?

If I were a betting man my money would be on an 'angel of death' type situation where she had seen enough of what some of these babies go through and the lives they are sentenced to and decided to put some out of their misery.

[Spikey M]

I'd have thought a female nurse would be even more likely to be the big story. "Evil" women get the public imagination going wild as it is, nonetheless one who's in a traditional female caregiving role and murdered BABIES.

Doesn't seem like there's a whole lot of detail about the case online; apparently she was arrested previously and has now been rearrested on the same plus additional charges?

If I were a betting man my money would be on an 'angel of death' type situation where she had seen enough of what some of these babies go through and the lives they are sentenced to and decided to put some out of their misery.

My thinking is that women generally get the "poor twisted soul" card to play, be it her own inability to conceive, or "PTSD" from a baby related experience of her own. Whatever the reason for her doing it, she will have some kind of get out of jail free card up her sleeve.

With blokes that shit never flies. They are EVIL.

Even with Brady and Hindley she was seen as the hapless sidekick until it emerged that she was a more than willing accomplice.

[randomlegend]

I think the BABIES card might trump the WOMAN card, but we'll have to see.

[randomlegend]

In tenuously connected news, one of our NICU nurses gave one of the doctors a blowjob in a storage room at work. Someone caught them and reported it. She admitted to it and was disciplined, he denied it and so wasn't. How does that work? Some proper Schrodinger's blowjob shit.

[Kikó]

Dunno, hard to say without vids.

[randomlegend]

As the old saying goes, the people you are imaging in these stories don't look anything like the people actually involved in these stories.

[SvN]

These cases of killer nurses always seem to be based on someone noticing that they're always on shift when people die. Colin Norris is a perfect example of how flimsy the evidence usually is.

[Lofty]

He could have argued he did a Corrigan in Peep Show and just stood like a statue while it happened to him.

[Ian]

"Look, if I happen to be standing in a cupboard with a stiffy and somebody happens to put their gob round it that's nothing to do with me."

[randomlegend]

These cases of killer nurses always seem to be based on someone noticing that they're always on shift when people die. Colin Norris is a perfect example of how flimsy the evidence usually is.

In January 2015 the foreman of the jury that convicted Norris told the BBC that he now believes him to be innocent

Jesus. How could you live with yourself if you believed you sent an innocent person to prison for 30 years?

[Spikey M]

What has changed for the foreman of the Jury to go from "beyond a reasonable doubt" to "he's innocent"?

[randomlegend]

As always in these cases, doubt about the expert testimony given at the time.

[Spikey M]

Not even anything you can challenge the conviction over then. Welp.