That's quality. Played table tennis at Riley's the other day when we got bored of pool. There's not much in the world I'm less capable at.
That's quality. Played table tennis at Riley's the other day when we got bored of pool. There's not much in the world I'm less capable at.
We used to have a table in our living room (it would fold up when not in use) at our old house.
Despite practising for fucking ages, I was still shit.
You can see the exact moment he realises that was a legal shot and he just got styled on in that video. it's great.
Fucking bastard, I think YT may just have spoiled the end of the wrestling with it's suggested videos at the end of that. I might go and smash up one of their takeaways in revenge.
Why even have the table if you can go under it? Can I win Wimbledon by digging through the earth's core?
I apologise for making every single one of you (apart from Ital) feel incredibly uncomfortable for a few minutes.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...herts-36601726
I'll just put this here, @Mert
http://news.sky.com/story/1719371/ex...dental-gunshot
Guns don't kill people, duffel bags kill people.
People die from accidental overdoses all the time, so what? If you're going to be an idiot it's not the governments job to protect you from yourself.Originally Posted by Dquincy
Seriously, Facebook?
Apple has filed for and been granted, a patent for technology that will affect your iPhones camera.
It's apparently aimed at concert goers who are more interested in documenting every second of a gig, rather than actually enjoying it. Their camera will either be disabled completely or forced into reduced functionality.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36672001
That's kinda cool, as I hate that practice.
They'll get sued to fuck if they try to make that an actual feature. What next - stop me videoing police?
Surely they've just patented it so nobody else makes it, it would be suicide.
My favourite patent
Lewis's response to that last time was great.
You could at least quote it mate. We're not all on Team Spreadsheet.
I think it was on the old board.
Oh, it wasn't:
Way to go Enrique.
He's lucky that Justin Trudeau didn't bum him.
He wanted the extra girth.
Paris has banned all cars made before 1997(alright, Floyd) from its streets. They're doing an amnesty of sorts, so if you hand your old car in they'll give you four hundred quid towards a bicycle.
The surplus of H Vans and 2CVs finding its way onto the market will be like the end of the First World War.
The Subway guy turned out to be a nonce: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Fogle
Old news, I also brought it along with the South Park episode up in the TV thread last week.
Alright, Harold. Take it down a bit.
Subway.
In case anyone missed it, this is what South Park did this in 2002:
Fucking amazing.
Shooting his own son by accident.
http://news.sky.com/story/1721628/da...d-at-gun-range
Is her kid disabled?
That's Lofty's mum with his castoffs, that's why she looks so disgusted.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-operator.html
Residents in an 'unremarkable' English village have been left scratching their heads following an influx of 'sight-seeing' Asian tourists arriving by the coachload - for absolutely no apparent reason.
Stunned locals say hoards of Chinese and Japanese holidaymakers began arriving in Kidlington, Oxfordshire, on tour buses three weeks ago.
The camera-toting tourists have been wandering around the rural village in groups of up to 40 at a time taking photos of houses and gardens.
They even knocked on doors along residential Benmead Road and The Moors Road to ask for pictures of locals - before taking selfies with them.
Some claim the tourists have been falsely told by rogue tour operators the village is the setting for Inspector Morse, Midsomer Murders or even Harry Potter.
He's been fined Ł600 and reckons his life is in ruins.
http://www.itv.com/news/2016-07-08/m...-is-fined-600/
Professional mass outrage. If you ask Floyd, he'll tell you it started in 1997.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/142315...or-more-booze/
Jesus, he must be missing Moat.
He looks like he's dying. Sad thing is the cunt that took the photo probably stalked him outside his home and followed him in the hope of a desperate shot like that. Horrible bastards.
Its shite to see him like that. He needs DDP or someone to sort him out.
It's a good job you aren't a pirate.
Okay?
Well there'd be fuck all room for a parrot on you shoulder.
Contenders for a Darwin always get a lol.
That was needlessly cryptic though.
I can hear the bands in the distance. It's great.
You're not out watching them or marching with them?
It was exactly cryptic enough.
There are some shenanigans going on not too far from my window. There's a fire engine or two I can see, and I could smell burning a little while ago
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