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    The Ministry of Defence tweeting about 'Pen Farthing and his pets' made me lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    The Ministry of Defence tweeting about 'Pen Farthing and his pets' made me lol.
    You could tell by the wording of their tweets that the civil servants were basically being held at gunpoint.

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    Not sure whether to file this under heads have gone, but it definitely backs up my occasional bouts of sexism. 'Get them back in the kitchen' is too strong, but locking them in the house seems appropriate.

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    I think we file it under 'people lie to surveys'.

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    There should be an additional question asking 'is a dog's life worth more than a mosquito's life?'

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    Yeah there definitely is a hierarchy.

    Great apes, dogs, octopi, dolphins and the smart birds (parrots, ravens, eagles etc) are all at the top of animal rights list if we are giving them out.

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    Did the CIA create ISIS-K?

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    The fuck is an ABC1 and a C2DE household?

    But yeah, everyone other than Chris Packham who says they don't value human lives over animal lives is a virtue-signalling liar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    The fuck is an ABC1 and a C2DE household?

    But yeah, everyone other than Chris Packham who says they don't value human lives over animal lives is a virtue-signalling liar.
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NRS_social_grade

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    I can happily watch a human get executed/injured (and actively seek such videos out and enjoy them) but absolutely cannot watch anything involving animals being hurt.
    I'm a twit

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    It was Magic that watched animals getting tortured, wasn't it? The cat getting stood on with high heels. Pure scum.

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    You're a proper deviant, Baz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    I can happily watch a human get executed/injured (and actively seek such videos out and enjoy them) but absolutely cannot watch anything involving animals being hurt.
    I can also handle human gore better than animal gore. But if I had to choose between a human dying or an animal then the animal goes every time

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    Unless it's like, my dog vs Magic or something obviously

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    Or a Woodlouse vs Magic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    It was Magic that watched animals getting tortured, wasn't it? The cat getting stood on with high heels. Pure scum.
    He’s a subhuman cunt in fairness. Expected.

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    In a roundabout way, he's already been buggered by bats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Or a Woodlouse vs Magic.
    Or a wasp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
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    Not sure whether to file this under heads have gone, but it definitely backs up my occasional bouts of sexism. 'Get them back in the kitchen' is too strong, but locking them in the house seems appropriate.
    Wonder how many of them eat animals. A fucking lot is the answer. Hypocrites.

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    Delicious animals though.

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    Tell me you're a dumb carnt without telling me you're a dumb carnt.

    Cassowaries are a relatively rare sight in Far North Queensland. But this large specimen decided to chase a woman on Cape Tribulation beach north of Cairns.
    https://fb.watch/7Gy8Zfu8XI/

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    So many lols

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    "Police are powerless as rollerblades are snatched."

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    I'm deeply jealous.i want a magpie crew.

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    Me too.

    The Indian Minor birds run my street unfortunately.

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    Delta bird dickheads.

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    China.



    . Online gamers under the age of 18 will only be allowed to play for an hour on Fridays, weekends and holidays, China's video game regulator has said.
    https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-...1-FAAD96E8478F

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queenslander View Post
    Me too.

    The Indian Minor birds run my street unfortunately.
    Aren't they reasonably sanguine? Unlike the Noisy Miners.

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    The brown ones are the savages the Noisy Minor birds are also assholes but less so compared the Indians.
    Last edited by Queenslander; 31-08-2021 at 07:17 AM.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58336998

    How on earth is it that easy to snag billions in investment? Surely a basic level of evidence that it actually fucking worked would be needed? Mental.

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    Read the book about it. It's absolutely amazing. The cult of personality is strong in that one.

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    I remember reading all about her at the height of her powers (assume this is about Theranos without clicking the link) and was somewhat amazed to pick the story up a few years later when it had all gone down the toilet.

    "There are limits to how much you can bullshit" was a line I liked in a story I read recently [could have been that one].

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    She's the one who puts on that absurd fake accent whenever she talks to the press right?

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    That’s Alec Baldwin’s wife.
    Last edited by Baz; 31-08-2021 at 08:20 AM.
    I'm a twit

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-58350075



    Fucking hell How did this get approved in the first place?

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    with others saying it put passengers at risk of sexual assault.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58336998

    How on earth is it that easy to snag billions in investment? Surely a basic level of evidence that it actually fucking worked would be needed? Mental.
    That picture looks like Mark Zuckerberg in a wig

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    "Yes your honour, I did board a bus and buy a ticket and go upstairs and rip her clothes off her but c'mon, she was sitting above an ad she was unaware of saying "Loves Being Naked"! She was asking for it!"

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    Jimmy, if you want that heart warming Disney film, you need to act NOW.

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    Can Pen Farthing perhaps be executed in his place?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post


    Jimmy, if you want that heart warming Disney film, you need to act NOW.
    Should have got the SAS to sniper it as it grazed in a field.

    Imagine the activists reaction.

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    A rocket from an Apache would send a bigger message.

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    I read that as 'alpaca' and wondered how they'd hold the bazooka.

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    Some kind of Alpaca suicide bombing. I like it.

    Maybe use a Llama and get a civil war going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    She's the one who puts on that absurd fake accent whenever she talks to the press right?
    Which is part of it. People were desperate for a 'female Steve Jobs' and didn't really care beyond that. You could almost think people deserved to lose their money, but using other testing machines is the bit that probably nails her (to whatever slap on the wrist she gets).

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    RIP the bus ads.

    I mean, anyone acting on seeing that should be neutered, but nonetheless, what in the actual fuck...

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    The vast majority of girls aren't getting on London buses (let alone the quieter top deck, away from the driver) without male company at night regardless of what ad is on the bus.

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    Sounds like Offy has been scoping it out, the deviant.

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