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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Me and Shinners can exchange hot takes on the benefit system.
    Mark Noble would be the top poster inside a week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Bring that rule in immediately about only posting about a sector you work in. Me and Pepe can just exchange 20,000 posts on combustion engines, and the rest of you have to sit there watching us.
    That old tractor was a beaut, by the way. You should go out of your way to help the poor man out.

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    If you want a tractor sub forum we can make it happen.

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    I drove past a tractor today so don't forget my invite.

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    I don't get why the creators can't just adapt. It's the internet and if the subscriber base is already there, the simps will simp even when your clothes are on.

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    Is there a joke I'm missing there or something?

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    We'll have to ask the board-appointed joke expert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Tell us more about a sector you don't work in.
    I don't need to work in a sector to spot bullshit spewing from it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    I can't really understand what the point of the decision was in the first place. It will instantly die without porn and a new one will pop up.
    But I should say I still have no idea why they did this. Well, it was clearly a piece of Machiavellian manipulation, but the why and the what remains unknown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    I'd be amazed if there weren't already less successful versions that people couldn't move over to.
    Yep. Manyvids for one. I assume they are also stuffing monies under mattresses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    I don't get why the creators can't just adapt. It's the internet and if the subscriber base is already there, the simps will simp even when your clothes are on.
    I mean, they manifestly won't. Riley Reid is trousering over half a million dollars a month currently. Cut her offering, cut her income.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    But I should say I still have no idea why they did this. Well, it was clearly a piece of Machiavellian manipulation, but the why and the what remains unknown.
    They wanted to take it public/get some investment and it's hard to get money in when your ability to generate income might disappear at a whim

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-58331722

    I can only assume the banking PARTNERS have caved....
    Yev relieved that his subscriptions aren't being cancelled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Someone tweeted about an album a while back, and I still can't understand how this is allowed. (NSFW)
    Yeah course you found this in a tweet.

    Yewtree will be knocking on your door tomorrow....

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-58338661

    That's just a really nice thing. Although I bet those sheep are now very well fed after the failed attempts.

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    It tells you everything wrong with this country that the frozen dinners mob over here and their media amplifiers want a white bloke and load of pissing dogs evacuated from Afghanistan, but oh no we can't take refugees.

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    "Frozen dinners mob"?

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    But what if all the refugees come over here and STEAL the jobs it's becoming very apparent I don't even want? WHAT THEN?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    It tells you everything wrong with this country that the frozen dinners mob over here and their media amplifiers want a white bloke and load of pissing dogs evacuated from Afghanistan, but oh no we can't take refugees.
    It is shocking. Our democratically elected government messed about over there so it's our moral responsibility to take a fuckload of their refugees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    "Frozen dinners mob"?
    You know. Facebook mums. People who watch breakfast TV and think Piers Morgan is a good thing. Fucking simpletons.

    Fortunately the Taliban have blocked the dogs from going into the airport, christ knows we needed someone to be the voice of reason.

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    What are Afghans like with HGVs?

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    Where was the fella that drove one through that German Market from?

    Edit: Tunisia. We're good.

    Operation Taliban SuperVan is a go.

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    You get a real sense if The Purge became a reality Jimmy would be out in amongst the action hitting women for six.

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    https://www.theguardian.com/business...bour-shortages

    There's lots of this around at the moment, but for some reason 'How about paying better wages to attract labour?' never gets mentioned by any party.

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    Because I don't even think it's that simple. It's horribly gruelling work (I've heard) that really isn't attractive to do.

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    It definitely is that simple. Would I clean the pub toilet for Ł7 an hour? No. Would I do it for Ł100k per year? You bet your sweet Mancunian tits I would.

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    I'm glad you've noticed my WhatsApp picture. Thank you mate.

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    Fine, in that case I will return to the subject of the dog man. He's fucking tweeted the Taliban asking them to let his dogs through. Tweeted the Taliban! This is literally the decline of western civilisation unfolding in front of our eyes.

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    Who is the dog man Jim? Did I miss a post or are you deliberately withholding linkage to avoid further coverage for him?

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    #Tailinthebin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    Who is the dog man Jim? Did I miss a post or are you deliberately withholding linkage to avoid further coverage for him?
    It's too fucking stupid to start linking to, but the dog man is called Farthing, he is in Afghanistan and has a lot of stray dogs in a convoy. The British People and all of breakfast television want him and his dogs evacuated from Kabul airport as a matter of priority. Fuck the human beings, obv, especially the brown ones.

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    Easy propaganda win for the Taliban if they do aswell.

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    I really wish I hadn't looked:

    Afghanistan: Mission to rescue evacuees 'diverted' by bid to save animals, says Ben Wallace
    Defence Secretary said to have expressed frustration that row over evacuating dogs and cats took up military's time and resources
    It's over. End us as a species now.

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    Muslims don't like dogs, you'd think they'd be all for letting him through.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    https://www.theguardian.com/business...bour-shortages

    There's lots of this around at the moment, but for some reason 'How about paying better wages to attract labour?' never gets mentioned by any party.
    And when it does the conversation moves to how paying a decent wage would impact farmers income and raise prices for the consumer. Not a mention of the huge profits the supermarkets are raking in by screwing the producers.

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    The invention of "ISIS-K" is good fun. I love how transparent this shit is. They're so desperate to legitimise the (FUCKING) Taliban that they've had to make up a special ISIS group that are really responsible for all the trouble going on over there. AND - guys, get this, this is the good shit - they are the enemies of the Taliban! Go my Taliban Don's. You get those ISIS cunts.

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    https://twitter.com/TomSwarbrick1/st...36438283718659

    A great example here of what I'm talking about. Shut every branch of Iceland and butcher its customers.

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    Iss-K is actually the Korean sub group. Less jihadi but equally annoying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    https://twitter.com/TomSwarbrick1/st...36438283718659

    A great example here of what I'm talking about. Shut every branch of Iceland and butcher its customers.
    Is there anyone who calls into radio talk shows that isn't a mentalist?

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    "Let those animals come here, they have every right" might just be the best comment by anyone ever.

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    She says she loves animals, but she's incredibly patronising in assuming they want to be uprooted and brought to the UK.

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    Presumably we can close all the animal shelters what with all these people willing to take in dogs.

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    Indeed. Given the issues COVID has already caused with unwanted pets, wouldn't most of them end up in landfill if they came over here?

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    If the Taliban know the animal shelter man is there, and he is trying to talk to them, but they haven't bothered to go out and shot him and all of his staff and animals, it can't be that vital to extract them all can it. The stupid cunt. 'Ooh I have my own plane...' You got your own runway mate? Your own security? Your own quarantine facilities? A serious country would have told him to fuck off, the breakdown-having nonce.

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    I do love the idea that he's so worried about the Taliban that he's had to ask the Taliban for help.

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    It is funny how if it's humans it's immediately asked why and how they need our help and then the answer is never believed, while in this case none of the articles I looked at earlier even attempted to explain what sort of peril these dogs and cats were supposedly in.

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    They're manky street animals. It's mental. People will adopt them though. It will become a thing, like when that shelter in Manchester burned down and people rushed to take in what had been sitting there all along.

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    My wife's mate spent a fortune getting a stray from Turkey brought over. Cunt died from lung worm more or less immediately. It's not as if we're running short of homeless dogs already either.

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    And on the manky street animal note, what sort of shithouse diseases are these mangy things likely to bring into the country? I'm pretty sure if I rocked up at Heathrow from a third World shithole with a cat in my hand luggage the animal would be destroyed and I'd spend the rest of the day at least at her Majesty's pleasure.

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    And part 2 of the manky street animal note, absolutely no chance you'll ever be able to domesticate these fucking things, especially the cats. The nutter with post traumatic stress disorder has probably had to chain them down to the convoy to get them this far in the first place.

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