He's been trying to get sacked for about 18 months now.
He's been trying to get sacked for about 18 months now.
Also, that CCTV still does his hairline no favours at all. Get Lewis on the case.
Or he's just copying the boss because he wants him to like him again.
Unless he's impregnated a few of them then he's a bottling little shit in BoJo's eyes.
I don't think shagging is a sackable offence, but shagging in the office probably is, so photos very much needed.
Unless...
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This isn't news.
Detestable man in more trouble. It's the feel-good story of the week.
First you don't believe that football's coming home. Now you're not interested in a good old fashioned SCANDAL? Are you sure you're British?
It's amazing. They make their own rules and set their own wages, but they still can't help breaking them and fiddling their expenses.
And further to that, I can't recall a more obvious case of keeping a sacrificial lamb on board until the time comes than Hancock throughout this.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-57612441
"Health Secretary Matt Hancock admits breaking social distance guidance with aide"
Genuinely had a proper lol at that headline.
Oliver Tress looks like a downie playing the role of Clark Kent.
He has a good looking wife, and his mistress is a sort as well, so what has he got a magic cock or something?
Supposedly the power is an aphrodisiac.
It only attracts thick women, though. Look at Carrie Symonds.
This Miami building collapse is a madness. It dropped like the twin towers.
Probably the same people who did it.
Of all people to cheat with
Yeah, social distancing is the least of his worries.
lols aside, whoever passed that footage on should do time.
Something about his hand movements, the awkward groping of the arse and the little dance and what not, is just equal parts hilarious and horrifying.
It's like a 13 year old boy acting out an encounter with a women in the way he thinks it should go based on films and television programmes he has seen. Except it's going on in the body of a 42 year old man. It's all just bizarre. I'm not sure whether I'm disgusted with him or I feel a little bit sorry for him.
I bet he's blocking the door so she can't run. And he thinks if someone walks in, they won't be able to tell what's going on.
They're really hammering home the Covid angle.
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To be fair to him, I doubt you can look good snogging. Maybe if you're attractive people give you a pass but it's just a grope and a feel when you're deep into one.
I think people's expectations are formed around DiCaprio and friends doing it in films, rather than how normal people actually do it (same with sex).
And Janey dear, I doubt anyone was trying to get into your 'clam shell' so jog on love.
I know we no longer really have much interest in it due to the loss of our dear Benelux friends, but it was pretty lol yesterday seeing some daft bint with a Bonjour Maman sign take out pretty much the entire peleton on the first day of the tour.
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How does she get on with life after that?
She is going to get sued by the sounds of it, so poorly I would imagine.
It's normally people taking photos that get in the way but that is a particularly dumb thing to have done.
Similar mindset to the weirdos who run out into the middle of rally stages (or used to, before elf'n'safety took over).
The witch hunt in the replies has imminent suicide attempt written all over it.
It was a driver strike more than anything, but same result in the end.
I'm always surprised how close they let the fans get at the cycling events. Always seems like an accident waiting to happen.
It's not really a case of letting them get as close as they do, more of a practical impossibility to fence off the whole of France [or wherever].
She now appears to be a fugitive from the law (well, at least wanted by Les Gendarmes)
I mean, it can't just be the organisers wanting to sue. Any riders that got injured would be in.
Pretty sure a flimsy cardboard sign wouldn’t knock me off my bike.
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I think it was her arm.
I've only just noticed she appears to be dressed as Where's Wally.