How tf was a jockey going to take horse racing to the next level? That Italian midget was good cause they could take the mick out of his Italian accent back before ILM. What the fuck did this meathead have to offer?
"If you touch an area repeatedly, you will fail the test..."
Now I want a sport where the horses exclusively take cocaine. Someone must've studied that.
That exists, it's normal horse racing.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-55146906
"Sam underwent surgery in 2015, going from 5ft 4ins (162cm) to 5ft 7ins (170cm)"
Imaging going through all that and still being a manlet.
5'7" is average, you gimp.
Average for a manlet maybe.
A lad I went to school with had that done. Turns out it just makes your legs brittle. One slide tackle and they're amputated at the knee.
5' 9" is average.Originally Posted by Don
5' 7" is somewhere around 20th centile.
Even by Iranian standards he's pint sized.
Isn't it 5'10" now?
Why do the Dutch waste their time striving for 'beautiful football'? Get the big lads in the team and play kick and rush and they'd be on at least 3 World Cups by now.
Can you lads leave Taz alone?
Pick on somebody your own size.
I saw that earlier. Having an Italian wife would do that to a man. An American wife would've had him swimming to Malta.
https://twitter.com/BhamCityCouncil/...35080197550081
I thought this sort of shit had died with Tony Blair's credibility.
Bastards chose not to use Equality Street as well.
Equality Road?
Humanity Close
If Perry Barr is anything like I remember then that's a warning rather than a street name.Humanity Close
Steering clear of a lawsuit.
This picture and my Avatar could be a spot the difference.Equality Road?
I think you've misunderstood the core concept of spot the difference.
Love these headlines:
https://www.theguardian.com/business...s-bank-reveals
They should do them for the reverse too.
"Black people 588,365% more likely to stab people than white people."
Black paygap
China is well and truly putting Scummo and the Liberals in their place ATM.
https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/wor...16-p56nwo.htmlChina accuses Australia of breaching free-trade pact by blocking $14b of business deals
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55331063
How did you expect that to go, Julie?
The only way calling Muhammad a nonce is 'not defensible from a moral or intellectual standpoint' is if you refuse to judge historical figures by modern standards, which is basically all of their moral and intellectual standpoints. Well done publishing idiots.
To be fair I’ve read some of the translations, during an argument between others on another forum, and yeah there’s some definite noncing going on from Muhammad in the Quran.
I'm a twit
As has there been in kebab houses from Derby to Milton Keynes.
Most Australian Farmers are scum.
A Victorian woman is facing almost 300 animal cruelty charges after wildlife officers allegedly found the carcasses of 140 protected native birds, including 128 wedge-tailed eagles, at her property.
https://www.theguardian.com/environm...les-found-dead
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55370919
This just seems like another 'lol Americans be suing their family' story but the age of the son really made me smile.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55435940
What kind of headcase would you have to be to (a) do this sort of thing (b) think it is anyway a good idea and (c) then take photos of you having done it?
I suppose their chance to go to Nepal (?) to participate in that mass cow beheading thing has probably been scotched by covid and/or it no longer being a thing.
Spaniards.
Is there A DEAL?
Yes mate, no seed potatoes for you though.
Or basically, are Lewis, Jimmy, and Niko happy or not?
No one cares. Lewis has expressed muted optimism in the election thread.
Nigel Farage has both lamented and taken full credit for the deal on Twitter so take from that what you will.
If those three don’t like it then it won’t mean Britain sailing the seas locking up the locals again, so I’ll take muted as some positive.
I imagine it's the deal the EU wanted with some minor concessions.
Lots of sweaty cunts on the news standing outside posh buildings saying fuck all.
Sounds like they did alright on fish, but then, how do you gauge anything? [And who gives a fuck about fish?] I always hated 'negotiation', just two parties taking idiotically intransigent positions and never shifting, so did France ever think 15 years was a likely 'transition' period? Did the UK think 3 was? Presumably not. They've probably secretly sold 'us' out, which would be quite funny, because all the main users of our fishery (we and the northern french) want Boris, Biscuit and Barnier as far away from doing anything to do with it as possible. We get along alright as it is, thanks.
Anyone who thought that Brexit was about the immediate trading opportunities in the aftermath was sort of missing the point of the whole thing.
That all reads like I’m happy, and all the non Little Englanders will be pleased enough too.
They’ll find a new culture war soon enough.
*thirty years of complete and utter anti-conservative cultural supremacy*
'Hang on a minute.'
'THIS DANGEROUS CULTURE WAR BEING STOKED BY THE RIGHT IS...'
I said what I said, go find someone else’s pronoun to get angry at.
Lewis - correct/corrector
This fishing stuff is properly funny. Who the fuck gives a shit? Cross border transaction fees? No problem. Visa's for travel? Absolutely. Health Insurance needed for holidays abroad? Fill your boots. But you want to come over here and and catch our cockles? Fuck off you slags.
Karen is going to be fuming when she has a Ł200 phone bill again after visiting Majorca.
She won't be able to afford to go.
Stop in Gibraltar instead, Karen.
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