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    So, it turns out that the US student who was arrested in DPRK stole a propaganda poster.

    http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2...for-propaganda

    He has since made a full and completely sincere apology.



    Noob.

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    In a prepared statement read out before TV cameras, Warmbier said a female member of Friendship United Methodist Church in Wyoming, Ohio, had offered him a used car worth $10,000 if he could return with the banner as a “trophy” from North Korea.

    According to North Korean state news agency KCNA, the woman had also promised to pay Warmbier’s mother $200,000 if he was arrested and detained in the North.
    I hope that's true. Seems like the dumbest wager you could agree to. Also, you don't ask yourself for forgiveness, mate. You ask them.

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    http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/loc...-flat-1.926720



    What a barkit wee cunt eh? Stealing fucking used sex toys.

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    Remember when Lofty posted a picture of all the sex toys he had bought? That was a memorable TTH day.

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    8.2 magnitude earthquake has just hit Indonesia

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    I knew there was a story, I never realised he'd posted a picture

    Edit: I didn't read JA's post, whoops.

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    Guy fuming after someone ‘sneaks up and locks padlock to his earlobe’

    Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/04/guy-fu...#ixzz41xZVy6hF

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    Tom Grim Fandango Matthews
    Jesus fucking christ....

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    People with flesh tunnels probably deserve that, tbf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    People with flesh tunnels probably deserve that, tbf.
    Fuck off Harold, you misogynistic c...oh. Sorry, as you were.

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    That is some headline.

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    66? Jesus

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    Glad to see this one do the rounds. The kid's name. The kid's face.

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    It's some going to be eighteen hours behind Diljeet.

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    I did a better job.

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    He looks like a lesbian.

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    He's too feminine looking to be a lesbian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    It's some going to be eighteen hours behind Diljeet.
    It's hardly the first instance of that joke anyway.

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    AC/DC cancel the rest of their tour due to Brian Johnson going almost completely deaf.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35751399

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    The other Wachowski has come out as a woman now too, in the least surprising news ever to break.

    Lana and Lilly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post


    Fuck's sake.

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    Ł4 million to satisfy bigotry.

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    Quite right too. That 'elephant in the womb' story is brilliant as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post


    Fuck's sake.
    The McDonalds story it references is even better.

    http://irishecho.com/2011/02/mcdonal...s-ballymena-3/

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    http://www.standard.co.uk/news/londo...-a3201261.html

    I reckon I could easily take a dog that size, but there is something about that that I reckon would make me shit myself.

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    I'd like to see a photo without forced perspective.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    I'd like to see a photo without forced perspective.
    I was thinking it would still be freakishly big whatever effect that had, but then I saw this:



    Looking again, he's daintily holding it with two fingers a thumb, so it can't weigh very much.

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    If 'four foot long' and 'weighed almost two stone' are anywhere near the truth then I'm out.

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    Almost half of that is the tail. It's like me growing my hair, spiking it up and saying I'm 8ft tall.

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    Mexican Sunday Times? The fuck is that?

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    Los tiempos domingos.

    Mexican is a slang they use for southern Ireland. I think.

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    Some in the north refer to the south as "Mexico".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    Mexican Sunday Times? The fuck is that?
    People from Northern Ireland regularly refer to Ireland as Mexico, especially level 10 super-prods like Mr McCausland.

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    It's fucking pathetic isn't it Pep?

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    That's a a parody account as well, I should point out, just in case it's not obvious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    That's a a parody account as well, I should point out, just in case it's not obvious.
    He really should buy and go with that Twitter handle though.

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    You don't have to buy handles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    He really should buy and go with that Twitter handle though.
    Yeah but I doubt he has that much of a sense of humour. I doubt anyone in the DUP does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    You don't have to buy handles.
    Well, you do if somebody else has one you want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby View Post
    Well, you do if somebody else has one you want.
    But he already has the handle in question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    But he already has the handle in question.
    You missed Boydy saying parody account?

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    No I didn't. Confused.com now.

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    I've never heard that Mexico thing. What's the story behind that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I've never heard that Mexico thing. What's the story behind that?
    South of border mainly.

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