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    My mate laughed at me when I told him I'd thought of picking shamrocks from on/near Slemish (a mountain near here where St Patrick supposedly tended sheep) and selling them online to Americans. I could have been a millionaire by now.

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    Geezer's made a tens of thousands in a few weeks from seeling glass containers. Can't knock that.

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    Good going if you can get away with it.

    http://theliberal.ie/propping-up-the...-bill-in-2015/

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    More than 225,000 female, Uk students sign up to become 'sugar babies'. That can't be right. Most are probably blokes pretending to be women. How many female students are there, even? They're not all sluts, surely.

    http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews...cdW?li=BBoPOOl

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    The Independent has changed its official styling from 'Mumbai' back to 'Bombay'.

    http://zeenews.india.com/news/india/...t_1854320.html

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    I'd say knees will be broken if we seen the small print.

    http://www.joe.ie/news/pic-students-...ag-week/530548

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    I think this probably sums up Spain quite nicely.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35557725

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    What a fool.

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    How do you command respect, as a police officer should, when your name is Dafydd?

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    You'd be surprised what you can get away with in Wales.

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    Pacquiao told television station TV5 earlier this week: "It's common sense. Do you see animals mating with the same sex? Animals are better because they can distinguish male from female."
    "If men mate with men and women mate with women, they are worse than animals."

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    Animals are usually well gay as well.

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    That's excellent.

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35594245

    Dunno why the FBI are bothering with this, they can get through any encryption they like. Right guys?

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    They already have it, they just 'legally' need to get it so they can use it against the other contacts on it in a court of law.

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    That makes sense if it's not legal for the FBI to access data on a murder suspects phone. I find it very hard to believe that's the case.

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    Probably a bit tin-hat/phonics with the earlier post.

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-35596857

    Faye Burdett, aged two, from Maidstone, Kent died on Valentine's Day after fighting the infection for 11 days.

    "Faye was taken to A&E with a rash on her forehead. She was then transferred by South Bank Retrieval Service to Evelina Children's Hospital, where her heart stopped in the ambulance.
    "They revived her and spent hours working on stabilising her.
    "We were given a 1% survival chance but she proved them wrong and carried on fighting.
    "After a few days she seemed to have turned a corner, but the sepsis started to affect her more and the decision of limb removal was made.
    "The extent of removal was massive, full leg amputation and one arm and plastic surgery.
    "We had to make the decision, a massive operation and she may die or we let her go peacefully on her own accord.
    "We decided the latter and then watched our little girl slip away.

    Absolutely heart-wrenching. Can't even imagine having to through that as a parent. For a point to this post, though, can Men B not be spotted in time before it spreads like that?

    EDIT: Oh my God I can just picture my little girl like that and I almost spewed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    "We were given a 1% survival chance but she proved them wrong.
    Well, technically....

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    And I don't want to be insensitive, but I don't understand the logic of "She's either probably going to die or definitely going to die, so we may as well just let her go."

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    It's not insensitive. I can't even bear the thought of having to make a decision like that. It's probably not explained fully but I'd imagine it could be arm off leg off and still a really tiny chance of recovery. Absolutely awful stuff.

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    Brutal disease. Scares me to death things like that. From healthy to dead within an instant.

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    by scratching his genitals in the view of others, causing fear and alarm
    Unless he had both hands down there for a good 5 minutes and was grunting loudly throughout, that's absolute mental

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    Defence solicitor Roshni Joshi said, “He had been very itchy for some time in the lead up to that day."
    Roshni Joshi must have toiled at his legal qualifications for years, working hard, doing long hours, and finally rising to become a defence solicitor, and all so he could say this sentence.

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    An Egyptian court has sentenced a four-year-old boy to life in prison for “committing murder” when he was aged just one. Ahmed Mansour Karmi was not in court on Tuesday when he was convicted of four counts of murder, eight of attempted murder, one vandalisation of property and another count of threatening soldiers and police officers - all before his second birthday.

    Ahmed was one of 115 defendants who were all handed life sentences at the same time at the court in western Cairo for crimes allegedly committed in early 2014. His defence attorney, Faisal al-Sayd, told the Jerusalem Post the child’s name had been added to the list by mistake but the court did not pass Ahmed’s birth certificate on to the judge to prove he was born in September 2012. He said: "The child Ahmed Mansour Karni's birth certificate was presented after state security forces added his name to the list of accused, but then the case was transferred to the military court and the child was sentenced in absentia in an ensuing court hearing.

    "This proves that the judge did not read the case".
    Another lawyer said the case showed “there is no justice in Egypt”.

    He said: “The Egyptian scales of justice are not reversible. There is no justice in Egypt. No reason. Logic committed suicide a while ago. Egypt went crazy. Egypt is ruled by a bunch of lunatics". Egypt has been ruled by a military dictatorship under President Abdel Fatah al-Sisi since Mohammed Morsi's elected government was ousted in 2013. Approximately 40,000 opposition supporters are currently in jail as the government cracks down on dissent.


    http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/...ocV?li=BBoPWjQ

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35634810

    I've not even read the story, I just can't believe that's a real name

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    Hitler had a tiny, deformed penis and one ball:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...ans-claim.html

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    I thought he picked up syphilis from somewhere?

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    Quote Originally Posted by QE Harold Flair View Post
    Hitler had a tiny, deformed penis and one ball:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...ans-claim.html
    Claim Jewish historians.

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    http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/loc...mself-1.925580

    Man shits himself whilst trying to buy train ticket pissed.

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    Doesn't seem that big of a deal. It's for dog-walkers really, not dogs.

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    He looks incredible for his age.

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    I was just looking at that on the BBC. It looks more like a village fete than 'lavish'. Jean-Bedel Bokassa would be lolling in his face.

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    Nobody should have ever shown him Twitter.



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    Nicely done.


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    How do you manage that?

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    I'd like to assume failed handbrake (and parked out of gear), rather than somebody actually having reversed it like that, but my faith is being challenged by the likelihood there's too much of a lip there for a rolling car to get over.

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    Trying to pull away and being in the wrong gear would do it.

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    I didn't notice first that the carpark seems to be raised higher than the footpath, so Tobes could be right with that. I hope so anyway.
    Not familiar with the Tesco even though it's not far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    I didn't notice first that the carpark seems to be raised higher than the footpath, so Tobes could be right with that. I hope so anyway.
    Not familiar with the Tesco even though it's not far.
    Didn't notice that either, makes more sense.

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    I like the cone someone put behind it, as if you wouldn't notice a whole fucking car hanging over the wall.

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    Suspected meteor sighting over Scotland:

    https://www.facebook.com/deedeeatwhi...message_bubble

    (Skip to around 0:58)

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    Please let it hit Magics new roof.

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    Turns out this was a couple of miles from my dads (and my old) place... Not in the remost bit surprising when you've lived around there - box of fish springs to mind.

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