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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    You could talk about their big noses or tightness with money.

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    Will he be wearing his yarmulke?

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-49589160

    Bullshit. There's probably only about 6 personalities in the world.

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    Last edited by Queenslander; 09-09-2019 at 10:55 AM.

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    I saw this.

    I hate people who bitch about their parents spending "their" inheritance but if I was his kids I'd be fucking seething about that.

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    It's fucking mental.

    Saying 'options do not apply. there's no case to answer' made me laugh as well. They've sent you a Notice telling you they intend to prosecute. That is literally a case to answer, and the option you want is option 3. Not guilty.

    Geezer should have been a wank.

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    Boomers are an absolute shitshow of a race.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Boomers are an absolute shitshow of a race.
    I reckon Australian boomers would be the most lol per capita.

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    If they're better than the middle England ones they are going some. Prowling the aisles of Marks & Spencer absolutely furious about house prices, parking spaces and younger people enjoying themselves.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49639222

    Boycott 'doesn't give a toss' about knighthood criticism
    What a headline.

    "Asked about the criticism from Women's Aid by presenter Martha Kearney on BBC Radio 4's Today programme, Boycott responded: "I don't give a toss about her, love. It was 25 years ago so you can take your political nature and do whatever you want with it.""
    I know I shouldn't laugh, but I can just hear him saying it.

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    He never belted that woman. Poor bastard.

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    Knocked her for 6.

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    I do like that the implication he seems to give is that it's the BLOODY EU'S fault he got convicted by a French caught.

    For a crime he (supposedly) committed...... in France.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    If they're better than the middle England ones they are going some. Prowling the aisles of Marks & Spencer absolutely furious about house prices, parking spaces and younger people enjoying themselves.
    Plenty of youth bashing. Ours on average do not believe in climate change and believe their is a conspiracy in the media to lean left instead of right.

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    I was listening when they did that Boycott interview. It was such a jarring change of tone when she threw that question in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Boomers are an absolute shitshow of a race.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-49675943

    I don't understand this sort of thing. If you've got an allergy that can KILL YOU, surely when you eat out you double check everything and make sure it doesn't contain whatever you're allergic to?

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    I’ve actually never heard of anyone with that severe of a dairy allergy. When people have one it’s usually flu-like symptoms at worst. Never thought it could give you the peanut treatment

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    Didn't we just ban a dairylea advert because it showed a kid with a face full of cheese? Months after that kid died from having cheese flung at their face.

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    Everything is banned now.

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    *stomp stomp grumble grumble*

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    It’s the likes of you that has everything fucked.

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    My b

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-49705984

    Yeah, it's cool lads, we'll go to war with China for you.

    I'm no lover of 'The Empire', and I'm all for your freedom, but don't go making demands when your freedom bites you on the arse and a your neighbour tries to take over.

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    Hong Kong pirated DVDs will be the backbone of a post-Brexit British economy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-49705984

    Yeah, it's cool lads, we'll go to war with China for you.

    I'm no lover of 'The Empire', and I'm all for your freedom, but don't go making demands when your freedom bites you on the arse and a your neighbour tries to take over.
    They never rebelled for freedom. We got the thing off China on a 99 year lease and gave it back.

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    I quite liked the idea of letting them come and live here (assuming we could turn the taps off elsewhere to balance them out). They would make sensational immigrants.

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    Another day, another out of touch judge:

    As a regular competitor on the national and international stage, who has done well in bodybuilding, you are a disgrace to the sport and it is doubly sad, given how well you have done to overcome past behaviour and adversity... I hope you can make good the damage which you have done to your own reputation and to the sport.
    Let's hope professional bodybuilding can quickly move past this scandal.

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    His head looks badly photoshopped.

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    I can only imagine the type of meatheads buying roids in Barnstaple.

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    https://www.theguardian.com/educatio...em-researchers

    Fucking hell, cry me a river. Welcome to the real world of Visa's and Work Permits. I can't afford to fly myself and my family to the US to study at Harvard... so you know, I'm not going to.

    One young Indian academic, who asked not to be named in case it prejudices his future visa applications, says the costs felt overwhelming, coming to Liverpool University from Mumbai with his wife and baby. “I had visa costs of around £2,500. We had to use my father’s retirement savings,” he says.

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    Lol at an American complaining about anyone else's immigration system.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...ester-49740880

    We can't reward this stupidity. That's not how rules work.

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    I was expecting a much more serious story lol

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    When I read the headline I wondered if she did one stateside and then travelled across on the same day to do the British one. Frankly, that'd be awesome.

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    I've got my lunch there so many times.

    http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish...mbing-20096079

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    When I read the headline I wondered if she did one stateside and then travelled across on the same day to do the British one. Frankly, that'd be awesome.
    That thought is about as stupid as her registering for the wrong race.

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    It would've been more newsworthy.
    Last edited by Shindig; 19-09-2019 at 05:11 PM.

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    Honestly an top 10 of the era level of headline here


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    It's a corker. The whole story is very amusing.

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    I'm not even sure it's the best of the month.

    https://www.theguardian.com/australi...lian-drug-bust

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    Not a current headline but I saw somebody mentioning a story the other day about how the Spanish had made a submarine that was too heavy to float, and as they kept working on it they resolved that issue but then made it too big for its dock.

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    https://amp.theguardian.com/world/20...ce-prosecution

    That seems like an oversight in the law they should probably fix.

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    "...but are unable to launch proceedings because it’s too long ago."

    Awful.

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    Memories of Murder, now that's a film.

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    Should the time limit exist? Can only assume it’s been put in on the basis that punishing someone for something they did 25/30 years ago may not be relevant if they’ve moved on/sorted out their life.

    It’s a bit like the ww2 trials of folk in their 90s. What’s the benefit? Closure that an old man is punished for something they did as youth?

    I personally wouldn’t have the time limit and let the judges decide whether punishment now is worthwhile.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-49783851

    I know this is an awful turn of events, but I really do despair sometimes. I mean, you've found yourself in a position where you've inadvertently filmed your would-be fiancé’s underwater proposal to you, which also turned out to be his death by drowning, and you release the fucking footage? In which he holds this note?



    "I can't hold my breath long enough to tell you everything I love about you".

    No shit. Maybe do it on dry land then mate, and live to tell the fucking tale.

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    At least she got the experience.

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