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    https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...-black-fathers

    Bit racist to assume it wasn't a white fella who porked her ma.

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    lol

    The way they've left those rakes though.

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    Most politically moderate golf club, etc.

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    I suppose that was on the 18th?

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    I don't get modern Jew hate. From the purple haired Palestine flag on Bio crowd I get it, with their oppression Olympics mindset, but then it is usually framed as fuck Israel. But hating Jews as a whole in 2024 is just bizarre to me.

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    Isn't hating anyone in 2024 bizarre?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    I don't get modern Jew hate. From the purple haired Palestine flag on Bio crowd I get it, with their oppression Olympics mindset, but then it is usually framed as fuck Israel. But hating Jews as a whole in 2024 is just bizarre to me.
    A lot of people (on both sides, as it can fit both agendas) can't seem or don't want to differentiate Jews from the State of Israel.

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    Never introduce them to small yappy dogs. Or bubbly women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    I know finding any part of something like this amusing isn't very nice, but this one has tested me.

    "Cowz". Plus the fucking screen grab of the actual text message complete with the picture - was that necessary?

    Also - "The inquest continues". The inquest into what? She was trampled to death by a fucking cow.

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    Obviously sad for the kid, BUT I lolled out loud at this bit:

    The prosecutor said that in the call, which lasted eight minutes and 34 seconds, Mr Sharif told the operator that he “legally punished her” and she died.
    Imagine it in his stupid voice. Wo'tappened rlaight mate yeah is I push'der yeah - leegally do rlaight - an' den...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex View Post
    I know finding any part of something like this amusing isn't very nice, but this one has tested me.
    Yeah, I insta-smirked when reading it.

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    Wtf is an an insta smirk?

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    A wry smile, which I knew to be an unsympathetic reaction, at once upon reading about the demise of the poor trampled woman.

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    The same sort of reaction one might have upon learning that Alex Salmond died opening a bottle of ketchup.

    “He came together with Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh, also from the Alba Party in Scotland, and they were eating,” he told Times Radio.

    “Later on Tasmina told me she was having trouble opening the ketchup and she reached over and said, ‘Hey, can you give me a hand?’.

    “And he was helping her with that when literally he fell back in his chair, totally out of the blue, without warning.

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    Thank you.

    I really don't belong here, but I'll remain.

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    Wonder how it feels to know that you murdered the father of the modern Scottish independence movement because you are too pathetic to open a ketchup container by yourself.

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    That's that all sorted so, genocide cancelled, well done lads.


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    These queers for Palestine mobs are absolutely hilarious.

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    The 'queer' space is more about conforming to certain other opinions than it is about being queer. Leninism with buttplugs.

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    I just mean advocating for people that would most likely hang you from the nearest lamppost is quite interesting.

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    Exactly.

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    I don't see how that's Leninism but what do I know.

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    Israel/Palestine is nothing if not a massive Cold War hangover, particularly when it comes to the discourse in foreign lands such as here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    I don't see how that's Leninism but what do I know.
    Wokeism is basically communism once you cut through the bullshit. Just replace the Bourgeoisie with anyone that doesn't belong to some kind of victimised sub-group and the bolsheviks with the Wokerati.

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    I get that, but I still don't get cheering for the victimised sub-group, you know, the one that would rip your heart out in a second because their special book tells them to.

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    Both things are expressing what they see as their truth against what they see as The Man, obviously it wouldn't survive first contact with Sharia law but they're safe in London so who cares.

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    What gets me is there's that initial curiosity to seek the nonsense out but they don't go the extra mile to challenge it. Like, Palestine should be free but, under Hamas it's still a dodgy proposition.

    It's also not really our fight. We don't get to fix it.
    Last edited by Shindig; 15-10-2024 at 06:26 PM.

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    The end game here is Iran. Cut off the snake's head. Israel are just bantering around before unleashing hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    The end game here is Iran. Cut off the snake's head. Israel are just bantering around before unleashing hell.
    That's how it's shaping up. Without the proxies causing just enough kerfuffle to keep the region in its usual state of flux, Iran is a massive sitting duck. I reckon once Israel feel like they've taken out enough of Hamas and Hezbollah, it's game on in Persia.

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    Those Arabian nights hitting different in 2025.

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    Shah back on the throne by Easter, Modi in the bin by June, CCP collapses some time in Q3. End of History II.

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    A father hired a sex worker for his 13-year-old son then said “don’t be a p---y” when he said he did not want to have sex, a court has heard.

    The man – who cannot be named to protect the boy’s identity – booked two rooms at a hotel in Bromley, south-east London, and arranged for a pair of sex workers to attend, Croydon Crown Court heard. The boy told his father he did not want to have sex with a 26-year-old.

    The father also offered a line of cocaine to his son – who replied: “I’m f---ing 13, that’s ridiculous.”

    The man pleaded guilty to arranging for a child to engage in sexual activity, as well as offering to supply cocaine.

    Martin Ingle, prosecuting, said the man took his son to dinner then told him he had “bought a brass [prostitute]”.

    When his son told him he didn’t want that, the father blamed it on the boy’s mother being “overprotective” and told him “don’t be a p---y”.

    The father added that the sex workers were already in a taxi so it was too late to cancel, the court heard.

    When the two women arrived the boy was taken to a separate room where a 26-year-old sex worker performed a sex act on him, the court heard.

    In a police statement the boy said he did not want to do it and he was left feeling disgusted.

    The father then paid the women Ł150 each and they left.

    When the boy’s mother found out what had happened she drove her son to the police station and the father was later arrested, Mr Ingle said.

    The defendant appeared in court but chose not to be represented by a barrister. He said: “I can’t have this hanging over my head, I just need it over with.”

    Tony Hyams-Parish, the judge, warned him the offence has a starting point of five years and that he faces “significant” prison time.

    The case was adjourned for sentencing at a later date.
    RIP Bamster.

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    I love the cocaine bit.

    I want to know context, what happened to get them to this stage? Fascinating.

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    Two of them as well, Jesus.

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    I read it as one for the kid and one for the father, hence the two rooms.

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    That was hilarious until the implied sex act. Like, I know prostitutes aren't known for their morals but ... can you not draw the line somewhere?

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    I don't even know where to start with that story. Fuck me.

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    When I was in school (Google tells me I would have been 13 at the time) I was seething because I could not go to a Kiss concert my mates went to. Too expensive, my parents said. Well after the concert, the older brother of one of them (must have been in his late twenties at the time), who was in charge, took them to a brothel and got a prostitute for each of them. At the time, I wasn't sure whether to be happy or sad that I missed on that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    That was hilarious until the implied sex act. Like, I know prostitutes aren't known for their morals but ... can you not draw the line somewhere?
    He did draw a line.

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    Birdman did that to Lil Wayne when he was 9 and he turned out fine outside of the depression and drug addiction that got him hospitalised multiple times to the point his heart needed restarting. Woke wins again.

    My personal favourite part is "They're already in a taxi coming here, it would be rude of me not to have them rape my son"

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    That story is really grim.

    Presumably the prostitute is also going to be in hot water.

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    This sort of thing and a myriad other reasons is why Prostitution is legal in Switzerland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    I read it as one for the kid and one for the father, hence the two rooms.
    Well, it would be inappropriate to share tbf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    That was hilarious until the implied sex act. Like, I know prostitutes aren't known for their morals but ... can you not draw the line somewhere?
    They do. Generally it's drawn at not being able to afford drugs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    This sort of thing and a myriad other reasons is why Prostitution is legal in Switzerland.
    Even for 13 year olds?

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    I didn't know I had a 13 year old half brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    They do. Generally it's drawn at not being able to afford drugs.
    You're right. I'm expecting too much of that institution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Even for 13 year olds?
    The prostitute wasn’t 13. The prostitute could report that to the police without facing consequences.

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    If you're going to be this fucking stupid I'm not sure it's really on the state to try to help you out.

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