https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cwyl9048gx8tOriginally Posted by Raoul Duke
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cwyl9048gx8t
Just watched that. Holy fuck. Imagine doing this with smartphones.
But daughters have smartphones, Magic. Daughters.
Typical man revelling in violence.
Well if that isn't the creepiest thing you've ever said.
You are so dense
I'm just imagining how good it would've been if The Wire ended on this.
Walkie-talkies now.
3310s and those stupid big buttoned phones Amstrad made next on the blowing up block.
Fax machines and dot matrix printers.
I'm usually one to take the Fuck Israel stance on anything but this is some pretty cool James Bond shit.
I'd have probably binned the walkie-talkies after the pagers all explodes yesterday, to be fair. Just to be on the safe side.
Quite. Any device big enough to have an explosive in it would have been chucked into the sea.
Fucking armchair terrorists in here.
I mean, they pick that kind of tech because it's harder to trace. The IRA never used a landline for their codewords, did they?
Dr Nokia
It's absolutely psychotic behavior to rig hundreds of small electronic devices and then set them off after they have been dispersed in the population.
Thousands. It's utterly insane. Chutzpah.
Just been browsing the Israel subreddit and it's almost as bad as the snuff videos coming out. All bloodthirst and glee.
Quite.
I'm very much still Fuck Israel, but I can't help but appreciate the ingenuity on this one.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz6x635wpjxo
Not like the signs weren't there.
Fayed's entrepreneurial career began on the streets of Alexandria, Egypt, where he hawked fizzy drinks to passers-by. But it was his marriage to the sister of a millionaire Saudi arms dealer that helped him forge new connections and build a business empire.
Ah yes.
How did a lookie lookie man marry the sister of a millionaire Saudi arms dealer?
You not seen Aladdin?
This week's internet-related drama.
That'd be a big domino to fall but Dr. Disrespect came back to youtube this month. Nowt sticks.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c7819kx4498o
Is this from a Simpsons sketch or Futurama? Captain Brannigan?
Lol his name is actually Stockton Rush. Fuck me.
Mrbeast isn't the kind of name that fits a chap with chubby cheeks and a sensible side parting.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly3j8g342ro
Missed this one.
I'm sure the facts of that featured on one of those reality tv police shows - maybe Night Coppers, was that in Brighton?
Two counts?
I'm a twit
https://www.theguardian.com/media/20...away-channel-5
You can't keep a good man down.
You'd think the BBC would be staying well clear given their history of employing nonces.He is said to have turned down lucrative offers from ITV and the BBC for the Channel 5 role, according to the Sun, who first published allegations of the affair in 2019.
Channel 5 just wanted to make sure he couldn't nonce.
Amazing how he was once considered so brave for being forced to tell his wife (that hed lied to for 40 years) that he actually liked young cock.
More amazing still that they had the power to make her go along with it.
https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/ne...tracts-383278/
I mean whatever sir Twat does it will never come close...and yet...
Makes a 335,000 bike shelter look like a bargain.
That jumper is a bigger scandal.
Coal Palmer.
Feels like the Israel and Ukraine things are coming to a head now. Nuclear war, anyone?
Not this weekend, I'm busy. Let's raincheck.
In all of the dead bum operation woman business this struck me as being straight out of Brass Eye:
British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons (BAAPS)
Just Stop Oil Paintings
Being on the right side of history means nowt if the future is fucked.
Maybe they're Andy Warhol fans?
The paintings are behind glass presumably (given they are reportedly undamaged)? It's such a weird way to protest. Paintings have nothing to do with the oil and gas industry and given they are behind glass you're not even doing anything significant. It seems like the most futile, irrelevant thing ever. I guess it does get in the news.
I think there's some BP link in regards to donations to the museum but it's still a dumb target.
Must be oil paintings.
Quite apt then.
Israel.
Looking forward to the documentaries and films about this.
Taz's boys getting donned senseless at the moment.
Twitter is incredible at the moment. Blue haired Brits and Yanks absolutely furious at the killing of a terrorist.
You can oppose the killing of civilians in Palestine without supporting cunts like this, you know?
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