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    Instant liquidation would be preferable.

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    Talking shop is so, so shite.

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    I thought talking shop was when you talk about work in a non-work context?

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    Ah, you're right. Still talking exclusively about work is fucking dull. It's why I dislike the new team. They have nothing else.

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    Bitching about management is endless fun. Talking about the work content, less so.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51235939

    Talk about trying to hit the minimum word count.

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    I was doing some reading earlier and I found that:

    - This thing
    - SARS
    - All three plague pandemics in human history
    - Quite possibly the Spanish flu

    all originated in China. Is this just statistics because they have a large population, or are they somehow likely to engender pandemics over there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I was doing some reading earlier and I found that:

    - This thing
    - SARS
    - All three plague pandemics in human history
    - Quite possibly the Spanish flu

    all originated in China. Is this just statistics because they have a large population, or are they somehow likely to engender pandemics over there?
    I mean there's lots of factors. Large population, spread over large area, different immune resistances to rest of the world, worse hygienic practices, higher poverty rate, more traditionally 'nomadic' people.

    I think the last 3 are the biggest factors.

    edit: Just read a fact that in 1900 the worlds population was 1.6 billion. China's population 100 years later was 1.2 billion. Crazy.

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    All of the above is correct, but let's not forget that they're also eating bats, live rats, snakes, and their nans shit coated dildo by all accounts. Wronguns.

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    I was filing that under hygienic practices

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    Has anyone here tried bat?

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    You were the one who had the chance.

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    In China? Never been.

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    I think he's referring to your loft infestation

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    I thought it was a dog at the ex-wife.

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    You can't eat a broom.

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    Not with that attitude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    I think he's referring to your loft infestation
    Ah, so he is.

    I'd have gone to prison for doing that here.

    The Bat Soup videos doing the rounds online really are the worst food based thing ever.

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    So what's Alastair Stewart been tweeting to get insta-binned by ITN?

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    Alastair is my favorite English name i think.

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    Pretty sure it's Scottish

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    News of the day to me, my boy

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    He replied to a black guy with a Shakespeare passage about apes, which sounds amazing but he's used the same passage a few times in response to non blacks so really it's just an offence seeking twat doing his thing.

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    Those peadophile hunter people have just had a live feed on the Facebook of their latest catch....turns out he's from five miles down the road and works at a place I went for an interview at last year. Ming. I knew I recognised the face! Madness.

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    They got me.
    I'm a twit

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...shire-51332996

    Comic sans, the quotes, the photos lifted from his 'wacky' facebook. There is no God.

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    Its pretty funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...shire-51332996

    Comic sans, the quotes, the photos lifted from his 'wacky' facebook. There is no God.
    It’s great.
    In the "facts and stats" section, he states he is 6ft tall, that his index finger measures 6.82cm and he has kissed more than three girls.
    I'm a twit

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    So the BBC did a news story in which they mixed up two black MPs when selecting their photo.

    The Evening Standard went all "hold my beer" when they reported on the BBC's mistake by using a third, unrelated black woman for their story.

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    Man, first Kobe / LeBron and now this.

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    I'm sure it was recently that they put a picture of Martial under a Rashford headline too.

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    Just received a message from the government, presumably from Dear Uncle Ho himself.....

    Nationwide against nCoV. Please comply with regulations and recommendations of the health sector. Do not distribute false information. Do not profit from disease. Encourage good work, condemn negative behavior. Vietnam is determined to win the pandemic!

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    I didn't even know a pandemic was something one could win so no wonder I never have.

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    I guess they're talking about this:


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    I was only joking Pepe, everybody knows you win the pandemic is by starting in Madagascar.

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    Forgot about that one.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-51388635

    The prosecution decided not to proceed on a count of rape following Dempster's plea change part way through his trial. He admitted two counts of sexual assault by penetration.
    What's the difference?

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    I think it depends which orifice you penetrate.

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    Oh, so "Oh don't worry, he didn't rape her. He's not a MONSTER, it was just the old lady's [whatever] he stuck it in?"

    Seems a bit of a pointless distinction to me.

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    I think this is the saddest thing I’ve read in a long time. Poor man.

    https://www.irishtimes.com/news/irel...arla-1.4157468

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    Fuck.

    Any idea why the mother seems to have done it?

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    Sketchy enough details but apparently she went a bit crazy that there was no future for them so she poisoned them and herself but she was found before it killed her.

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    Fuck me. I could barely read that, never mind him.

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    I've got tears in my eyes.

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    How is Philip Schofield simply gay if he has a wife and two kids? Isn't he bisexual (or 'pansexual'/whatever) at best?

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    I daresay him claiming that he had been into it with her would not have flown.

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    It seems like quite a binary, old-fashioned distinction to make, assuming he never only shagged his wife twice in thirty years. You can like anyone these days Phil.

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    Aye, so passé.

    He could have at least come out as being in a relationship with a Ford Cortina or something. Or some sort of electric vehicle perhaps.

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    Only a matter of time before it's out that he was inappropriate with Gordon.
    I'm a twit

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    Women bring you so much pain and suffering and you think, fuck this. Im over to the other side.

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