Those stories always end with them dead in a field. Cars aren't good planes.
Imagine the twats who can't drive properly on the road, airborne. Coming to a roof near you soon.
Yeah - absolute fucking nightmare scenario that.
Car bad, flying car worse.
Flying mounts ruined World Of Warcraft and now they’re gonna ruin real life too.
I'm a twit
We already have flying cars. They are called helicopters.
U wot m8
And helicopters are 100% lethal so we certainly don't need more of them.
Just ask Kasper Schmeichel
Colin McRae should've died in a car.
I didn't make any spelling mistakes.Originally Posted by Spikey M
They don't always have wheels. You can't be a car without wheels.
What about a cable car?
Invisible wheels.
Actually, yes. Their wheels are on the top to traverse the wires. Car status confirmed.
They're also 100% deadly so this loops right back around to cars being helicopters.
When I'm wrong, I'm wrong. Sorry lads.
Technically they're trams anyway so as you were.
Heh. Donald Rumsfeld's dead. I cannot confirm if he was in a helicopter at the time.
*Flying car.
I'm not going to dignify Love Island by finding the proper thread for it, but some of the discourse around it is genuinely mental.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-57687190
The family said they understood the "frustration" around Singh's eviction - but that Burrows, from Bicester in Oxfordshire, "does not deserve to die" as a result.
"Have the deaths of Sophie, Mike, and Caroline taught us nothing?" they added, referring to former contestants Sophie Gradon, Mike Thalassitis and ex-host Caroline Flack.
I wish they’d stop bringing up those people that died. None of them died on Love Island.
I'm a twit
When the media reports people being subject to 'death threats', are they really? There must be a credibility threshold that has to be passed before you can describe something as a threat.
You aren't that thick, surely?
We don’t bring up Gary Speed everytime footballs on.
I'm a twit
That's a special effort.
It seems he is.
Disneyland rules apply, do they? "Caroline, get them to the mainland. AND NEVER SPEAK OF THIS!"
Fucking wot.
If you saw it in a film youd lose interest cause its too unrealistic.
You know you fucked up when you managed to set the sea on fire.
There's a great picture of firefighting boats impotently spooting their hoses at it in the most pointless gesture ever.
When it goes wrong, it can go very wrong.
Spiral to disaster: https://vimeo.com/307690569
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/ice-hockey/57725848
Yev's final destination."There appears to be some fireworks that accidentally went off and launched in the direction of Mr Kivlenieks and others who were seated in the hot tub," lieutenant Jason Meier said.
Andrew Neil appears to be back and still nailing it.
I saw that the other day and couldn't believe how shite the climate bloke's argument was.
Extinction Rebellion is a joke.
I was trying to find out who is creaming it in from their existence. Someone must be, but they've covered their tracks well.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-57773502
Zaila Avant-garde. Name of the year.
Sadly there's been no Name of the Year this year but Famous Lefthand was the pre-tournament frontrunner.
7 hours spelling a day but they don't let it go way too overboard.
Surely the names of that spelling bee girl and her parents are fake, right? Why does she have a different last name than both of her parents?
Her father changed his last name from Heard in honour of John Coltrane (lol).
Alternatively, as much I think they are misguided and a pain in the arse sometimes, this is very odd behaviour from the powers that be:
And then there's things like the hottest temperatures ever being recorded day after day
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-57790040
Hope the cunt crashes into the moon.
It would be very, very funny if one of these billionaire space flights goes wrong and kills one of them.
Apart from the other poor saps that have to crew it, ideally they'd let beardo out for a space walk and lock the door behind him.
Surely there's a disgruntled & underpaid, erm, spaceship engineer who will be conveniently forgetting to tighten a bolt somewhere.
There is something funny about lame old Richard Branson winning this tosspot 'space race' with his lame old Virgin project.
lol seething bald manlet.
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