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10m deep. See the lengths man have to go for these modern-day proposals.
Dem likes.
That's Darwin award winning stuff that. I know it's not becoming to speak ill of the dead, but what an absolute fucking moron.
Someone I know immersed their entire hoover in a full bath of water in an attempt to clean it, then took to Facebook baffled as to why it had stopped working, and that's still the most egregiously stupid thing I've seen this week.
They’d have been no loss to the world had they plugged it in at the time.Originally Posted by John
They probably would have been, actually
Go away you contrary little annoyance. You walking fucking meme.
Kinda insensitive to just assume he's able-bodied.
My older brother left the bath running, forgot about it and flooded the downstairs, then tried to hoover the water up.
He’s certainly not able minded.
Giggles doesn’t deserve to be left alone to post in peace, so don’t let him
I'm a twit
Any news article which starts 'More than 40 actors...' is guaranteed comedy.
It's fucking ridiculous. She even admits herself in the highlight in question that she's not there to give her opinion, so she knew what she was doing was wrong as she was doing it. This is also what makes most of the BBC news shows better than the slew of shit you get elsewhere. Guests partial, presenters impartial.
Once you accept that principle, then it has to apply to everything, you can't just pick and choose which issues it should apply to. And if you don't accept that principle then there's no point in the BBC being a public broadcaster.
Why can't people understand that? How difficult can it be?
Of course Lenny Henry is involved.
This is it.
I doubt there's a single sane person around that doesn't think she was right in what she said, but she isn't there to be right or wrong about anything. No opinions.
In other racist news, is this lad blind or just really desperate to meet the Queen?
What should also be said is that her co-presenter has completely stitched her up there.
She has eyes like some sort of anime character. Theyre huge.
"No opinions" is a pretty lol rule. As if the way a question is asked doesn't embed an opinion in it.
The idea that there is such a thing as 'objective' news is fucking bananas.
They have to at least maintain some pretense of impartiality, even if they aren't. This clearly transgressed that (albeit imaginary) line.
Some "nothing to do with Islam" news.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-49850408
I mean you want me to post what the Christians in Nigeria are up to? It's fucked left and right.
The whole of Africa has been radicalised by missionaries from whatever religion there is going.
Themuns.
So invisible they took pictures of them.
I'm confused. What do pictures of some steps in a Japanese swimming baths, the wall of some courthouse toilets, a cat and inside a bus have to do with jumpers?
I'm a twit
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-49902038
I don't usually laugh out loud at names but that one's a belter.
That eyebrow. U wot.
He looks like a dwarf Offshore.
He's definitely disabled, right? I can't put my finger on it, but it looks like a mixture of dwarfism and downs.
He doesn't look too bad in the BBC photo due to the cropping.
Here's the uncropped version:
Nah, he still looks monged.
I'm saying he looks worse in the uncropped...
Puts even a nineties Liam Gallagher to shame with that monstrosity.
Yet, despite the fact that he's obviously just let the monobrow run wild, he still looks like he's been making regular attempts at shaping his (terrible) attempt at facial hair. The 'tache in particular. Just a very strange look on the whole, and one glance clearly marks him out as a deviant of some kind. Security at the Tate Modern really should have picked up on this and denied him entry on-sight.
Looks like he's been dropped from higher than that kid was at some point.
They probably thought he was one of the exhibits.
In the light of the larger picture I would like to change this to 'offshore_balis'.
Looks like someone's shitting their pants and it isn't baby Archie.
I can't read that in any voice but a sarcastic one.
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It was probably written by Katie Hopkins.
Cutting his scalp out of that thumbnail is the bigger gesture.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/entert...but-at-the-eno
I don't know what I was expecting to hear but ...
Sounds like a bloke.
That's just a David Walliams character
Neil Robertson has forfeited his snooker qualifier after driving to wrong Barnsley
Neil Robertson will not play at the Yushan World Open in China after travelling to the wrong Barnsley in England for his qualifier.
Robertson was due to play Ian Burns at the Barnsley Metrodome in Yorkshire, but found himself travelling to Barnsley in Gloucestershire instead – the two locations are around three hours apart by car.
“When I realised there was a 2nd Barnsley it was too late to get to the other one,” the Australian tweeted. “Hopefully I’ll be able to either play or complete a match this season.”
My sister's in-laws were driving down for their wedding many moons ago and only realised the coach was going to the wrong village of the right name when one of them saw the county on a road side and said "I'm sure we're not supposed to be in Leicestershire...."Neil Robertson has forfeited his snooker qualifier after driving to wrong Barnsley
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