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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Apple have announced their new line of products which includes a 32" monitor that costs 6 grand and the stand is so sophisticated it'll set you back 1/6th of the monitor that goes on it.
    There was audible laughter during that one.

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    Is it meant for 'designers' and 'artists'?

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    Igor's

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    Just Googled it. It is meant for 'pros.'

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    Wankers.

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    So advanced you can go in portrait mode.

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    So... when are you getting one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    So advanced you can go in portrait mode.
    90% of the people who buy one will use it to look at their twitter feed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post


    So advanced you can go in portrait mode.
    I used to have a monitor that did this and it certainly didn't cost six grand.

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    Think of how many more spreadsheet cells you could fit on your betting software with the extra 4000 pixels though

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    There are some fucking knob ends out there.

    https://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/...al-928598.html

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    The one that crashed into the train.

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    What is a Luas and why is it called that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    What is a Luas and why is it called that?
    The tram in Dublin City. Luas is the Irish for speed/pace (ironically), and also Light Urban Area Service.

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    the lad who took the weed to the police just seemed like a homeless who needed a night indoors from the story

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    He's in a better place now, ie. not here.

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    I'm sure she felt much better after that quick spin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post

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    That's absolutely hilarious

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    Injured while hiking, definitely all the injuries happened while hiking.

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    Fuckin' hell, rather be left to death.

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    There's a point where it stops being funny and then becomes funny again.

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    She's spinning every bit as quickly as that Baumgartner lad who jumped from space.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48564192

    Apparently being a fraud doesn't generate enough hatred.

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    Just seems such an odd choice. Does he not have any friends?

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    Second choice was @Bartholomert
    Last edited by Baz; 08-06-2019 at 07:33 AM.
    I'm a twit

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    Ozil to give up his word cup medal and be capped with Turkey

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    Astonishingly poor judgement really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    "This would be worth just under £2m normally but sadly when getting it out of the car you've damaged the filigree and it's now worthless."
    *killing spree*
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-48549105

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    Probably lucky they didn't send him to prison like the fixie-bike guy.

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    Fuck that, if a green light doesn't give you right of way then what's the point of them at all?

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    Yeah it's a complete load of bollocks and I'd be the first person to love seeing a cyclist get done normally. Might as well turn off all the lights so.

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    Quite. The road is for cars, if you're stepping into it as a pedestrian it's on you to make sure nothing is coming.

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    Do pedestrians not always have the right away over there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    Do pedestrians not always have the right away over there?
    They do, same as here. Which is what's complete bollocks in the first place.

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    There's a fun game over here in which school kids attempt to push their mates into busy roads. They're then in fits of laughter at their near death and the accidents this could have caused. You should be allowed to mount the fucking pavement.

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    I saw a video of some girl who did that as a bus was coming and the girl literally tripped and the back wheel of the bus nearly popped her skull like a watermelon.

    Aye here it is:


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    Props to the person pulling up at the end of that clip. Presumably to whoop someone.

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    Was walking past my nearest tube station earlier and saw some kids chasing another kid into the station. Walked back past a few minutes later and there were police cars, then an ambulance. Now been confirmed there was a stabbing. #London

    Bit mad, though. There are quite a lot of lunatics around here, especially at Aldi in Tottenham, but I've been enjoying it more than anything. These kids looked about 15 or younger. Maybe its not as safe around here as I thought.

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    Whereabouts Offy?

    The amount of times I had similar when I was in Mile End was a bit much, I must say. It never really bothered me but now I'm up in leafy Islington it's dawned on me how nice it is to once again find a police siren a cause for concern...

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    The station was Turnpike Lane. At least the police were there rapidly.

    The main thing I've noticed since moving to London, though, is how bad the drivers are. It's not surprising that half the barriers on the pavement are folded over.

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    As if the Green Lanes have ever been safe.

    Probably some stray members of the Wood Green Massive, if that's still a going concern.

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    I always presume people who get stabbed must have done something to make the stabber(s) think they deserve it. So I’m safe, basically, cos who’d wanna stab someone as awesome as me?
    I'm a twit

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    It's safe for you. Black kids in London grow up desperate to be like American gangsters for some unknown reason.

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    Yeah, it's fine. It's definitely more hectic than I thought it'd be, but I'm actually more comfortable at this pace. I just need to find the right knife to match my trainers then I'm all set.

    In other news, my mate was sat on a park bench the other week when he got swarmed by three lads in balaclavas. One of them put a hand on his shoulder and said "let's make this easy, yeah?" so he went along with it and one of them grabbed his phone.

    Then the guy takes off the phone cover, says "it's not my phone," hands it back and they all just cycle off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    It it was a car, he would have got off nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    Was walking past my nearest tube station earlier and saw some kids chasing another kid into the station. Walked back past a few minutes later and there were police cars, then an ambulance. Now been confirmed there was a stabbing. #London

    Bit mad, though. There are quite a lot of lunatics around here, especially at Aldi in Tottenham, but I've been enjoying it more than anything. These kids looked about 15 or younger. Maybe its not as safe around here as I thought.
    That fucking aldi was terrifying. I felt especially uncomfortable as my mate was wearing white jeans and some kind of captain beefheart overcoat, and talking loudly about Henry James novels. Hes basically exactly what Lewis pretends to think I am.

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