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    'Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!'

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    Grim.



    The Chief of the Australian Defence Force Angus Campbell has offered a "sincere and unreserved" apology to the Afghan people after a long-awaited report into the conduct of Australian Special Forces soldiers found "credible information" of unlawful killings by some soldiers.

    The Brereton report into alleged war crimes was released publicly on Thursday, disclosing allegations of 39 unlawful killings and two allegations of cruelty involving 25 current of former Defence Force personnel in 23 separate incidents.

    The report says none of the alleged crimes were "committed during the heat of the battle".

    https://www.sbs.com.au/news/defence-...awful-killings

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    China.


    China's foreign ministry plans to target Australia's human rights record on Indigenous affairs and aged care as it ramps up its dispute with the Morrison government.
    https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/wor...19-p56g3e.html

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    Well I'm not gonna be clicking on them.

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    It's not that bad, like someone inflated it a bit then coloured it in with a marker pen.

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    That’s... th- I don’t even... fucking hell what
    I'm a twit

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    Uncut penises

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    If my cock looked like that I don't think I'd be worrying about football training.

    I'm not buying they way he said it happened either. I reckon he'd been doing some DIY Hammer style bandage and took it too far. He's Steven Gatelyed his dick.
    Last edited by Spikey M; 20-11-2020 at 02:10 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    Uncut penises
    Mutilating infants' genitals

    On a lighter note, if you get an intractable erection they sometimes have to stick a needle in it and draw the blood out to get it down. Important you all know that I feel.

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    Intractable erection needs further explanation and I'm not Googling it.

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    Great band - preferred their earlier albums though

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    There are conditions (sickle cell anaemia, spinal cord injury, perineal injury, multiple myeloma, etc.) which can cause you to get an erection which doesn't resolve for many hours. It's called priapism.

    If untreated, the penis can become ischaemic and eventually gangrenous (i.e. it dies).

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    Well that's tonight's nightmare sorted anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Well that's tonight's nightmare sorted anyway.
    Google fourniers gangrene if you want some actual nightmare fuel.

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    Ill be sending that to my brother today cheers.

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    Is fistula in anus as hilarious as it sounds?

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Mutilating infants' genitals
    True dat.

    Got mine done when I was 21 and never looked back. 10/10 Would recommend.
    I'm a twit

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    U fucking wot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queenslander View Post
    Ill be sending that to my brother today cheers.

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    School basically informs students and parents that the staff are nonces


    Female students at Presentation College Carlow were asked not to wear leggings or tight bottoms, as it is distracting for staff.

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    He said that no remarks were made by teachers about feeling uncomfortable with the sight of girls in tight clothes and that comments claiming that on social media are “scandalous” and “damaging to staff”.

    “I feel for our staff here who have taken the brunt of unsubstantiated rumour and slanderous stuff on social media. It’s a disgrace.
    https://www.thejournal.ie/presentati...78098-Nov2020/

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    Someone put it out there from the school and hung the male teachers out to dry.

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    That comment section is insane.

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    The Journal comment section is folklore at this stage. Absolute cesspit.

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    More War?

    A source briefed on the matter said the UAE had temporarily stopped issuing new visas to Afghans, Pakistanis, and citizens of several other countries over security concerns.


    https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/...-muslim-states

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    I know it's easy to mock twitter for being 'outraged' about something stupid but at this point the media is just inventing it.

    I saw this article and clicked because I had to understand what the issue was.



    Then I get through it and I see the central plank of the article is a tweet with no replies, 27 retweets and 100 likes. That's not sparking outrage, it's barely a conversation.

    Where's the article about the outrage sparked by my tweet that's just a picture of Tom Cruises ass in the movie Valkyrie if this is the standard?

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    The world gets more pathetic by the day.



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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55115661

    Couldn't they have just picked some random mong for a better kick-off than that?

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    It constantly amazes me how bad the people who are paid to kick a ball 3 times a game are at kicking a ball.

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    I'm not familiar with the oeuvre of the division/standard of that, but presumably that was intended as some sort of bobble kick rather than being a really shit attempt at a touchback.

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    Looked a bit Diana Ross to me.

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    That kick could set women's sport back about 50 years. Even I feel like giving Emmeline Pankhurst a slap for starting the movement that allowed that to happen.
    Last edited by Spikey M; 29-11-2020 at 01:15 PM.

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    It looked intended.

    I imagine she either didn't have the leg to kick it deep enough for a touchback and/or the kick returner is dangerous so they didn't want him to advance the ball.

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    Is there a particular skill to kicking an American football? Because it looks like the easiest money in sport.

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    The main two things I’d imagine are starting the run up before the ball is there and how short a leash you’re on. That said, in a country that size you’d wonder how they can’t find 32 that are close to perfect.

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    None of their other sports require any long-kicking skill pretty much at all, as far as I can see, so no one would have learned it from birth like we do in countries with football, rugby and gaelic football etc.

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    You kick it differently from a regular football (which is also why they'd have told her to do that) and, with field goals at least, there are many stages to it and if one of those stages goes wrong (e.g. even the holder putting it down wrongly) then the kick will fuck up.

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    340kg unexploded bomb found in Hanoi.

    On Saturday, Ta Nam Chien, chairman of the Vietnamese capital's Ba Dinh District, divulged that the bomb was found at 15 Cua Bac Street in Truc Bach Ward.

    “Due to its excessive mass, the bomb will be left to the discretion of the Ministry of National Defense," Chien told Tuoi Tre (Youth) newspaper
    Quality passing of the buck.

    https://tuoitrenews.vn/news/society/...noi/58018.html

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    Do they know who put it there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queenslander View Post
    Do they know who put it there?

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    God damn Seppos
    Last edited by Queenslander; 30-11-2020 at 04:48 AM.

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    RIP Fraser Island


    Fraser Island bushfire burning on two fronts as Kingfisher Bay Resort guests told to leave and weather conditions worsen

    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-11-...sland/12933406

    Last edited by Queenslander; 30-11-2020 at 09:57 AM.

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    Debenhams finally going under now it seems.

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    Philip Green could be solely responsible for bringing physiognomy back into the mainstream. If you didn't know who he was his appearance would tell you everything.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55147975

    There's enough there to keep us warm till spring

    I'm going to write in to BBC about their LGBT correspondent not being an LGBTQ+ correspondent.

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    How can they be 'queer' if they're now a man married to a woman?

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    Also they're five foot one. Transmanlet.

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