My mate used to work in a little village pub in the middle of nowhere, and they got noise complaints for a wedding party that was going on in their back garden at about 9pm on a Saturday. The garden is a good 200 yards from any houses as well. Deranged cunts. Same happened here, this young couple (late 20s) had their mummies and daddies buy them this 400k flat next door to a pub that's been there about 100 years, then started complaining about the noise. The tragic thing is that the owner of the pub felt the only option was to have a designated role on the rota each shift for someone to basically mill about outside, telling people to be quiet.
This is too good for the Covid thread.
The military shooting instructor is on the run with a rocket launcher and a machine gun, and Belgian police cannot find him.A sniper with a rocket launcher is a shit sniper, Professor."Unfortunately, he's a trained sniper with heavy armour, military-grade material and weapons. So, these are the kind of people that you would prefer not to have hunting you," he told me wryly.
https://www.express.co.uk/sport/foot...oots-Hall-fire
Can you say 'insurance job'?
Who knows, but I'm glad it led me to this glorious set of Phil Brown quotes. The true greats never lose it.
They brought former boss Phil Brown back to the club but he was unable to keep the Shrimpers afloat.
"We need to move things on quickly and relegation is never a nice feeling," Brown said after the final game of the season, a 3-1 loss to Barrow.
"I took the six games to back myself and probably in hindsight it was maybe two games short, but that’s life.
"I accepted the six games because I wanted to prove to the Chairman that I can motivate a group of players and win games of football and I was delighted to get my 100th win as Southend United manager.
"That was a very proud moment for me.
"With that in mind, I hope it doesn’t finish there.
"I’ve signed a two-year deal which is geared towards promotion and then it becomes a third year automatically, which I shook hands on and I’m going to back myself to do.
"Hopefully I can get to 200 wins in that short space of time, and if that’s the case then certainly promotion is on the cards, if not back-to-back promotions. Let’s take one step at a time."
It would be a big help if the British media spoke out about this disgraceful treatment of children.
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/how-two-...gration-policy. It’s been a long three years since the Murugappan family were taken from their home in central Queensland and placed in immigration detention. Here’s how we got here.
We have our own Human Rights abuses to ignore tyvm
Also human rights abuses are only bad when done by countries you don't want trade deals with.
Ah, and this is the policy Patel aspires to. Nothing like dehumanising people to the point where you're locking kids up in detention centres.
I was hoping since Scummo is in your country someone might be kind enough to ask him about it.
When the American president is here, other world leaders might as well be random tourists for all our media care.
That is fair our media would be the same.
Have you considered becoming a Chinese or Russian state? We're happy to criticise them.
Or you could launch some of the Children at Israel?
We have got some spare indigenous kids in Townsville that could be sold as human shields? These kids wear GPS ankle bracelets for their own good apparently.
Take that, remoaners!
That photo op is probably even worse than the crap present our man gave to Joe Biden.
It reminds me of that Top Gear challenge when they presented an Indian delegation with some Coronation Chicken.
It'sShe's coming home.
When they talk about Richard Madeley 'going Partridge', he basically is Partridge in the first place isn't he? I'd be amazed if there wasn't at least some unconscious use of him in the original creation of the character.
I thought Coogan had said before he had based Partridge partly on him?
Either way
There's no way the Aussie mob would have that. They'd have the lot of us on Christmas Island breaking rocks.
Nah, they like the fair skinned migrants. Well, some of them.
The weirdest trade deal in history, where Australian things are said to be both too far away to be of any benefit to British consumers but an existential threat to our producers. One for the University of Woolamaloo.
I had this pop up in my twitter feed.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/hjacb-help-maya-move
Really paints a picture. 3 is too many.My name is Diane, and I'm creating this fundraiser on behalf of my partner Maya. Maya has been living with me and my other two partners for the past year and a half, and unfortunately, can't stay with us any longer.
The use of 'too disabled" reads like they're just lazy fuckers.
How have they got $855 worth of donations ffs? People will give to any old shite. We're missing a trick.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...yside-57496373
Awful way to go, but that's not a bad mugshot for her age.
And they say revenge is best served cold.
https://news.sky.com/story/love-isla...snt-sf-twitter
Desperation from ITV.
Inject it into my veins.
I'm a twit
What does the sugar do, attract wasps?
Sticks to your skin.
She looks pretty shit for 59 imo.
Probably looks better than her husband though.
Lol
https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/nat...16-p581hg.htmlMagistrate who had relationship with young court clerk wins her super benefit.
Magistrate Rodney Higgins, who created controversy in 2019 by embarking on a relationship with a court clerk 45 years his junior, has successfully claimed her $180,000 superannuation death benefit even though it was bequeathed to her struggling mother.
Mr Higgins, who earns $324,000 a year as a magistrate in Bendigo, made the successful claim on the death benefits of his late fiance Ashleigh Petrie after the fund, Rest Super, agreed with his argument that he was her de facto partner and therefore her “dependent
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He sounds like a class act.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-57507456
If he's admitting that much I assume the entire population is in fact dead.
Clearly the problem doesn't extend to the presidential (dear leaderly?) kitchens.
She's a Scouser.
Thunder...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-57549653
NZ bringing the lols to what will otherwise be a crappy Olympics.
Ridiculous. This stuff Probably sets back Transgender acceptance by decades too.