Aye. And any nuanced take gets the "YOU CAN'T BOTH SIDES THIS!" treatment.
Aye. And any nuanced take gets the "YOU CAN'T BOTH SIDES THIS!" treatment.
Hezbollah is a bit of a grey area insofar as they only exist because Israel was in Lebanon, and they have widespread democratic support in their part of the country. This would have been like us wiping out the IRA leadership, which would have been good, except Israel has killed five times as many civilians in a week as we did in forty years, which, erm...
Anyway, you have to wonder what exactly is in it for Iran if they just let this happen. Their whole justification for cutting themselves off is the 'Axis of Resistance' shit, and their lads are getting mogged all over the show. Why not cut them off and sell your wares like a normal country?
This BBL death thing isn't adding up for me.
1. Who did it.
2. Who got it.
It just doesn't make sense...
They're just making money selling weapons the same way we are. War and suffering is very lucrative. The modern world is an absolute cesspit.
Especially the Middle East.
Israel wiping out the middle east.
Just need to drop one on the ayatollah now to complete the bingo card.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gxxjxgzjyo
The arrest footage
That is excellent. What a pathetic individual.
The editing on that last bit is pure comedy "You'll never be able to carry me" *Cuts to him being carried*
Glorious, bet he was gutted he was nicked by a load of women too.
Super Kings Lynn in the news. That’s what we live for.
When my wife describes men she describes him.
I'm a twit
Are you married to Magic?
https://news.sky.com/story/ian-hislo...nshot-13226352
Need Merton's alibi.
On the HIGNFY front I saw there is now an American version on the beeb last night. Good grief no thank you.
I feel that this round the world cruise ship which has been struggling to leave Top Ireland for months story is going to end with it sinking or some other tragedy. Seems cursed.
In the world's least surprising turn of events, it was something wrong with the car, and not an assassination attempt on the editor of Private Eye.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp8l9gpp8yro
Who's going to tell him?
I thought that too.
Geezer's a bit dark looking to be a white supremacist.
That's what I'm "wut"ing.
Things just don't make sense anymore, do they? Are we just getting old? Is this what it always feels like? Or has the world actually just completely jumped the shark?
Makes me want to watch that Louis Theroux thing again on White Supremacist Nick Fuentes.
He's probably on someone's payroll.
Real life Clayton Bigsby
There you go, Magic. Death by Bovid jab.
The disguise is ... masterful.
I mean that is a pretty awesome disguise compared to his actual face.
It's such a good disguise I thought he was a completely different race.
How do ostensibly clever people expect to get away with stupid shit like that? Retards who commit crimes you can understand their theory of mind, insofar as they are basically incapable of thinking things through, but he planned that for ages and then overlooked obvious fail points.
Would have got away with it if he didnt forget the Tom Cruise lift shoes.The victim became suspicious when Ms Leung said the nurse was the same height as her son and then sought medical help.
I kind of want to hear his Indian voice.
Fucking hell.
Reading more into the plot, he had the fake ID, a fake company to buy the chemicals, forged NHS letters, had fake plates for his car ...
Mate, just wait for him to die of natural causes.He had also installed spyware on his mother's computer so he could monitor the couple's activity and watch them through the in-built camera, Mr Makepeace said.
Or just go round and cook him a full english swimming in grease every weekend, soon be dead.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy80ll42vj3o
Ok, so, just to clarify: Our position is that you can get a death certificate for a "baby" lost before week 24 of pregnancy, because it IS a baby.
HOWEVER
You can also have an abortion up to week 24 of pregnancy because...what... fuck 'em?
I mean, I'm pro-choice, but atleast try to be consistent.
Our position is that we're increasingly a bunch of emotionally incontinent fucks. Talk about abandoning British values.
“Baby loss awareness week”
Define care? Am I going to cry myself to sleep over it? No. Would I find a policy that allows women to have an abortion, then get a certificate so she can get all teary-eyed about the "death" of her baby on Facebook every year, particularly lol-worthy? Absolutely.
Someone ask Ian Huntley if he wants a couple of certificates while we're at it.
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Stop reading the Daily Mail.
It's a BBC link m8. Top contribution as always though.