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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    I believe he may have been joking.
    I couldn't pass up on the opportunity for a micropenis joke, BANTER.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    I couldn't pass up on the opportunity for a micropenis joke, BANTER.
    It would still look big in your hand.

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    As it would if you were sucking on it.

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    We appear to be at a stalemate.

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    Game set and match for the draw there.

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    You would be talking about drawers you arse-eating pervert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    You would be talking about drawers you arse-eating pervert.
    Draw not drawers.

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    Play along you bog roll munching pervert.

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    I recommend muting the obnoxious soundtrack.


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    This is tremendous



    Mandela, Princess Di, and MLK are highlights.

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    I lost my shit at Nelson Mandela

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    Mandela is the one. Superb.

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    Give Ayrton an Argentina shirt and save face.

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    Thank you for that, haven't laughed so much in a while.

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    I feel a bit sorry for them lads.

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    If that was done by an elite Hollywood SFX guy I'd say it's quality, the fact it's probably done by some casual gimp is mindblowing. Disturbingly good.

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    It's genuinely incredible.

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    The third guy wearing a belt

    Mate, your pants are fucking tighter than a nats arse, they aren't falling fucking down.

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    Who are they?

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    Also, whoever started that trend of trouser lengths with no socks is up there with Hitler.

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    Some good wrestling versions in the replies as well.

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    That'll sting in the morning.

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    He's done well to walk it off. A skinny little weed would have been in bits.

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    The sounds makes that.
    I'm a twit

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    I didn't have the sound on. Assumed it wouldn't have any. That makes it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    He's done well to walk it off. A skinny little weed would have been in bits.
    That would've killed kid me. The sounds are the best, though. Nowt worse when you start balling and there's no adults around. Welcome to lockdown, fatso.

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    The momentum he was carrying.

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    Is that one of those electric bikes? Genuinely mental that parents let their kids go out on such things. One of my colleagues' eight year old was hit by a car while on one (not too badly, but still).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    That would've killed kid me. The sounds are the best, though. Nowt worse when you start balling and there's no adults around. Welcome to lockdown, fatso.
    I fell down an uncovered manhole (oi oi) messing about on a building site when I was ten/eleven, had a little whinge, and then limped home. I expect it was a New Labour thing to start fencing them off, because it seems pretty mad now to think that they used to just leave them unsecured for kids to mess about on.

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    I remember trying to conquer my fear of heights by dropping off a 15 foot wall as a kid. Didn't stick the landing, cracked my head off the floor, went home and slept it off.

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    Explains a lot.

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    It did nowt for my fear of heights.

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    Pretty justified to be fair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Is that one of those electric bikes? Genuinely mental that parents let their kids go out on such things. One of my colleagues' eight year old was hit by a car while on one (not too badly, but still).
    That's what I thought on first glance. Learn to pedal, you little twerp.

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    Always control your fall to land on your side (arse and thigh first) and roll, lads. If you don't have that instinct build into your DNA then there's probably little hope for you.

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    I landed but the fact I was landing on a slope meant I fell and bumped my head after planting my feet. All things considered, that probably stopped my skull being cracked.

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    Reminds me when I was a kid and saw another kid on roller blades going down the big hill in the park, going too fast to stop and putting his hands out to try and grab the gate at the bottom only for his hands to miss and go through the bars. Same sound.

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    If that happened here the kid would have been awarded about 80 grand from the owners of the house by now.

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    Yet you bury babies in a sewage pipe.

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    Am I the only one who couldn't see the original tweet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    Yet you bury babies in a sewage pipe.

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    Don’t recall ever doing it but I’ve had a few blackouts in my day.

    I don’t think I should really do a “you did...” with a Brit though anyway.
    Last edited by Giggles; 17-01-2021 at 07:12 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -james- View Post
    Strange how this has blown up. I swear it was viral a long time ago but this new variant has got it re-trending much bigger than the first wave. BBC articles, GMB appearances, the whole lot. The worst of it has to be this:

    https://www.instagram.com/p/CKJoASFg...on_share_sheet

    At least the online abuse in the first time round was founded upon treating them as humans.

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    Volume two.

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    That Ghost Jacko headline

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    my cat ft. my annoying laugh

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    Even the proper random kayfabe igor of my imagination would never post lolcat content. Shameful.

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