Or not. In work at 7am tomorrow and I can't even summon some sloot to keep my cock company tonight.
Anyone on the lash for INGERLAND?
Or not. In work at 7am tomorrow and I can't even summon some sloot to keep my cock company tonight.
Anyone on the lash for INGERLAND?
I was last night, so I'm feeling sorry for myself today. Tequila and jagerbombs and shit, very idiotic. It was fun though.
Or not indeed. Wish I worked weekends too.
Off for three days now. The best aspect being that The Cheeseburger Brigade are also off as their Memorial Day falls on Monday, so I'll come in Tuesday to just a few emails from Calgary(eh) and that'll be it
Lucky bastard. Try China. China stops for no cunt.
I had no idea England were playing tonight.
My wife is away for her friend's birthday, so I'm on my own. Not sure if I'm going to do anything other than watch TV and maybe have a couple of drinks.
I drank last night, ended up staying up 4am playing video games and yelling at Americans.
Test.
Living the dream.
Memorial Day, Murica, Freedom
The future is furries indeed. It's a relief that we have voted this change.
I'm glad I can finally admit to being a furry.
I'm a twit
Pups > furries imo.
I've had three beers on my own so far. Next: red wine, on my own.
I had a chicken tikka chilli masala and it was so fucking HOT I feel sick.
I've ordered a ENGLISH BREAKFAST PIZZA and a milkshake with Blue Millions in.
I'm a twit
Watched some guy sound his piss pipe with a kitchen knife earlier. Was worse than the Earthworm Jim one.
Had my Death Star ice cube moulds delivered today. One giant one in a whisky glass with Coke Zero.
I shouldn't be as happy as I am but I don't care, it's fucking brilliant.
Kate Beckinsale is filth.
Has Yevrah been about recently?
Yevrah is filth.
Why was Jimmy drinking alone?