[Football] Midweek Fixtures 10-12 May

[Reg]

http://www.live-footballontv.com

19:45 unless noted.

TUESDAY

West Ham v Man Utd - SS1

WEDNESDAY

Norwich v Watford
Sunderland v Everton - SS1
Liverpool v Chelsea - 20:00 SS2

THURSDAY

Portsmouth v Plymouth (League Two Play-Off Semi-Final) - SS2

[Baz]

Come on West Ham.

[Davgooner]

8:30 KO now. United need to fucking sort it out.

[Waffdon]

West Ham fans

[John Arne]

If only Man Utd could have predicted this traffic...

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fuck sake.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I didn't realise that David Sullivan was a hobbit, fucking hell.

[John Arne]

West Ham should have told Man Utd to fuck and kick off at the designated time. It's the final game at the ground, and Man Utd fuck around turning up 30 minutes late. Dozy twats.

[John Arne]

I didn't realise that David Sullivan was a hobbit, fucking hell.

Yeah, he's a fucking midget.

[bruhnaldo]

West Ham fans fucked the Man Utd bus up lmao oh wow.

[John Arne]

Marlon Harewood and his tiny ears.

[Davgooner]

Harewood.

Worst memory of Upton Park, this:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Di Canio



Very few men could pull off that suit.

[John Arne]

Somebody, please buy Sheringham a hat that fits him.

[Lewis]

Teddy Sheringham somehow looks more ridiculous.

[Dark Soldier]

West Ham should have told Man Utd to fuck and kick off at the designated time. It's the final game at the ground, and Man Utd fuck around turning up 30 minutes late. Dozy twats.

Aye, shoulda shown up at 4pm mate.

[Lewis]

They should have started the match without them. Bobby Moore. The World Cup. Bobby Moore as well.

[John Arne]

Aye, shoulda shown up at 4pm mate.

Indeed. Or at least, 4:45pm.

[Disco]

Yeah, because kicking off the final game in your stadium against nobody is going to make you look great and not at all ridiculous.

[randomlegend]

West Ham should have told Man Utd to fuck and kick off at the designated time. It's the final game at the ground, and Man Utd fuck around turning up 30 minutes late. Dozy twats.

I imagine the West Ham fans absolutely hilariously throwing bottles at the bus because BANTER didn't help, either.

[Magic]

'An attack is an exaggeration'

West Ham v Man Utd (20:30 BST)



Joe Wilson
BBC News sports correspondent

Posted at19:55

"I am about 100 yards from the main entrance to the ground, what makes this evening unusual is the sheer number of supporters outside the ground.. The key thing is many want to be here to be part of the atmosphere.
"Right outside the ground was the Manchester United coach and it was stuck, it wasn't going anywhere. There were about 10 police vans in front of it and it was surrounded by a sea of fans. I didn't see any bottles being thrown then, I watched for a couple of minutes, but I have seen videos on social media of a couple of bottles being thrown.
"Most fans standing around were gesturing and singing, to say the bus was being attacked I think is something of an exaggeration."

https://twitter.com/footbalIfights/s...02655218003969

[Kikó]

Even our approach to the ground is slow and ponderous. Fuck off van Gaal.

[John Arne]

Shreevesy trying to wind up LvG

[John]

BT are showing the Hibs v Falkirk playoff game at the moment, and it's fantastically shit. Look out for Liam Henderson, who looks like King Joffrey's somehow even more punchable faced brother.

Also featured is Mark Kerr's scalp.

[TG09]

Hope West Ham win 3 nil after all this if the game does kick off.

[Magic]

Anyone got a stream?

[randomlegend]

http://www.ronaldo7.net/video/manche...streaming.html

Scroll down and choose any of the ones after link 1.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Blind's been on the sauce tonight.

[randomlegend]

We're gonna get banged up worse than that bus at this rate.

[Ian]

So glad Rooney's starting every game at the Euros.

[Boydy]

Would someone else please watch Broad City so they'll agree with me on Ander Herrera looking like Jaime.

Did you watch it yet @igor_balis?

[Lewis]

I hope Peter Lim launders Juan Mata home this summer.

[Magic]

Rojo is a joke player. Hopefully he's on a long contract.

[John]

Would someone else please watch Broad City so they'll agree with me on Ander Herrera looking like Jaime.

Did you watch it yet @igor_balis?

Lookalikes are wasted on this board. My Marcelino = Lord John Marbury comparison the other night was as good as it gets and it went to waste.

[Magic]

Lookalikes are wasted on this board. My Marcelino = Lord John Marbury comparison the other night was as good as it gets and it went to waste.

Mine was better.

[Boydy]

Lookalikes are wasted on this board. My Marcelino = Lord John Marbury comparison the other night was as good as it gets and it went to waste.

I saw that and thought it was terrible.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I find myself wanting United to beat City to fourth place here, which is about as much of a turnaround from a few years ago as you could ever imagine, but I want to see Pep slumming it at Banik Ostrava on a chilly Thursday night in November.

[Ian]

Tony Marshall.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Started the second half a lot better.

Mon fourth.

[Pepe]

Rojo is a joke player. Hopefully he's on a long contract.

Another e-victory for me.

[Magic]

I love how Rooney is being touted as some sort of English Xabi Alonso/Iniesta/Xavi mix just because he's been stuck in midfield and can actually pass a ball.

He's on £300,000 a week, mate.

[John Arne]

Anyone else getting a '400' error when clicking on the summer transfer thread?

[randomlegend]

Anyone else getting a '400' error when clicking on the summer transfer thread?

I'm not, no.

[Davgooner]

That video from inside the United bus.

[Magic]

Payet has been shit tonight. So has Noble. Standard FF performance.

[TG09]

Pep is not going to be happy if United get fourth place.

[Magic]

Jesus fucking Christ.

[Ian]

We'll still probably bottle this but in the meantime:

[randomlegend]

That's some fucking belting goalkeeping

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Balls, fourth is over.