I've just dealt with an almost apocalyptic ant attack. Thousands upon millions of flying cunts and normal cunts, plus a few brave and loyal spiders, were devoured by the hoover.
I'm not entirely sure how I'm supposed to sleep after that, but hopefully the ant powder keeps them away until the landlord can torch the place.
In the meantime I'm tempted to relocate spiders from other rooms to preempt any potential cowardly night attack, but I'm not sure how much more I've got in me.
We've reached the stage of the summer where wasps turn into horrible little cunts. One of them has just been stalking me for the beetroot in my salad and the dick stung me for wafting it away. The next one that comes near me is getting laced.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-66697968
Makes wasps look like bunnies.
So we need more honey buzzards to fuck these lads up then.
We'll worry about what eats honey buzzards once they've sorted the hornets out.
If one of those rock up in my place I'm gone.
I'll live on the street.
I learnt about this once and basically we just need an old lady to eat a horse and we're sorted somehow.Originally Posted by Ian
Can we not just get some of those Japanese bees that do the overheating thing on the hornets?
https://youtu.be/UNroEwFxh6I?si=5dFBNly0VAGlSWCA
Dunno how to do precise linking but it all kicks off at about 3:20.
Anyone have an excessive amount of MASSIVE spiders this year?
Yeah, seen a couple. Had one with a palm sized chunky leg span the other day which was unwelcome.
Aye, I've seen several getting in or hanging about on the windows.
It's Giant House Spider mating season. They're in the house all year round, you just see them more in the Autumn because they're out looking for love.
I quite like them. They sort the flies out and they mind their own business. I only evict them if the Mrs sees it and I get the order.
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Discovered a massive one on my bed the other day. Woke up, got up and went for a piss and came back into my room and it was just there on the headboard.
Dread to think where it had been during the night.
Of course it’s frickin’ giant spider season and the outdoor light needs a new bulb.
I'm a twit
Don't worry, all the giant spiders are INSIDE the house.
The normally-irritating arachnids are my greatest ally in my ongoing war against bees. It's a bit like when Churchill palled up with Stalin to see off the Nazis. The bathroom ventalition shaft is the eastern front; alas, I am still awaiting the intervention of Twickenham Beekeeping Society, with all their power and might. I hope a Pearl Harbour style event will not be necessary.
Spiders are boss.
I let them do their thing.
Nothing worse than one of the juiced up freaks dancing across your living room floor.
There's that eye contact moment when they clock that you've clocked them and [usually] freeze.
Stop being a girl, it will slink away to a corner quickly and then start webbing up.
Fuck spiders, I've the mice back.
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