It's a covid rash. Proceed to the nearest quarantine.
It's a covid rash. Proceed to the nearest quarantine.
For those worried sick about me, the hives remain and I think I have identified the cause to be a possible insect bite on my neck. Absolutely mad shit if it is that. Hopefully the fucker took some of my COVID-19 and mutates it to some lethal strain.
I've seen far too many flying ants today.
The fattest flies find their way into my flat.
Looks like the hottest day of the year might also be flying ant day this year.
I mean, who wants to open their windows when it's 30 degrees outside anyway?
I'm hopeful the small army of tiny birds that seems to have amassed over lockdown will take the bastards down.
Wasn't it Flying Ants Day a couple of weeks ago?
I'm sure when I posted about the fuckers I checked on Google.
I'm not sure they keep to a nationally accepted schedule.
Seems to have been a false alarm though. The heat also seems to have substantially buggered off as well.
Even they would reject me
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54681723
The invasive species insects, known as "murder hornets", have a powerful sting and can spit venom.
RIP America.
If only the Murder Hornets had guns to protect themselves.
What about a gun that shoots hornets?
Or dogs with bees in their mouths. And when they bark they shoot bees at you?
Y'see, I considered the Simpsons reference but went with the Half-Life weapon instead.
Just had to deal with a moth the size of a small bird as the wife thought it was a good idea to leave both the window open and the light on in a bedroom upstairs.
Bees are having a bad year this year. I keep seeing dead bees all over the place. In worse news, Horseflies are having a great year, the evil cunts. I've murdered 3 of then this week alone.
Just killed possibly the biggest spider I've ever seen in any house I've lived in. Hate this time of year for the bastards.
Why are there beetles everywhere?
I'm a twit
Liverpool innit.
Has anybody else had a shitload of black moths storm their gaff in the last week or two? I think I've booted five out and accidentally killed one, but I've never seen them before this summer. One of them was a huge cunt too, which could have turned nasty, but most are medium sized.
I can't identify them on Google but they've intrigued me as they seem to avoid light, so I'm wondering if they're some random cave moth that have decided to migrate inland to our garden.
Whatever they are, the flight pattern is unnerving in close quarters so I'm quickly losing any patience I had for moths. The numbers need stamping out.
Are you sure it's not a SummerChaffer or one of the other flying beetles? Not that I'm sure they avoid light, but I know moths don't
Absolutely. If Chaffers were about I wouldn't be able to sleep.
I tried baiting one out last night and it kept moving towards the dark. I don't know what's going on but it's too much at this point.
I know I ordinarily wouldn’t change how wild it is around here but I got 4 fucking horsefly bites mowing the lawn yesterday. Every time I looked down there were 4 or 5 on my legs. Do those things nest, because they’ll have to go.
First moth of the year is getting close to getting the fabreeze treatment if it doesn’t fuck off soon.
I mowed it again at a lower cut and you can make that 3 more bites
How big does a spider get before you don't want to get near it?
Nothing in this country. Had a fair few Giant House Spiders this year. The heatwave appears to have done wonders for them.
The one I spotted last night was the size of a coaster. It's moved on but this house seems like a magnet for them.
Every morning, both my wing mirrors have fresh cobwebs across them. Every morning, I get rid, and every morning they are back. We must have some of Surrey's hardest-working spiders. No productivity crisis in the arachnid kingdom.
My wing mirrors are also home to some kind of spider. I leave their webs alone though. #BeKind
Flying Ant Day has arrived. RIP.
Flying ant day was always mad in Brighton. It's a testament to the species that so many of them can swarm without being a pain while a single mosquito will fuck your life up.
In the last few days I noticed a few bees getting into my bathroom. At first I thought they were coming through a gap in the window. Then I thought they were getting through a hole in the wall. I filled both of these gaps only for the fuckers not only to keep coming in, but in larger numbers. They're useless fuckers once they're in - almost drunk and die very quickly - but they get in and clamber up the window in groups of 3-8 on any given day.
Finally, from outdoors, I noticed the fuckers buzzing around the air duct above the bathroom window. A large tree in the opposite person's garden hangs across the road and provides ample pollen for these lazy fucks having set up shop mere feet away in my bathroom air vent. It also doesn't help that I live next door to an apiary, which is presumably where they came from. Obviously it would have been rude of them to go into any of the other people's bathroom air vents, so they're in mine.
Having worked this out, I went to tape up the extractor fan so that the bathroom would be a completely sealed unit. Obviously it's on the ceiling so this involved reaching up. While doing so, my t-shirt went above my waistline, and one of the fuckers appeared from nowhere, went in and stung my exposed belly.
I do not want to get fucking Bumblebee Man out to ay-ay-ay the fuckers into oblivion, but if any of the fuckers still manage to get in now it might be the only option.
That's like a Mahow story.
You got off lite. Mahow had to spend millions before that tramp from eastern europe stung him
Get yourself some True Classics, tubby.
I'm a twit
Flying Ant season in Wolves. This creatures are the size of deodorant cans.
Talk to the apiary, Jim.
At my old place the neighbour had a wasp nest which resulted in being half alseep in the shower with wasps on more than one occasion, nightmare stuff.
Had to let about 6 green (blue?) bottle flies out today. Fuck knows how they're getting in or where they are and I can't smell, see or find anything that would have attracted them and acted as a breeding ground for the little fuckers.
So many fucking flying ants in my town today.
Massive fucking pricks.
The clegs are rampant here. Two bites today already.
What is a cleg?
Apologies if this has been covered before.
A midge?
A kind of horsefly.
I swear flies over a certain size just get branded as a horsefly.
I'm a twit
Probably but if it's a Big Horrible Bitey Fly it makes the point.
Similar to how people say wasp when it could be a bee but they mean it's not shaped like a bumblebee and is being a cunt.