He's at Leverkusen and does well, without properly turning up trees.
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He's at Leverkusen and does well, without properly turning up trees.
He's still at Leverkusen.Quote:
Originally Posted by SvN
He isnt at bayern. You may be thinking of that canadian winger Alphanso Davis that looks just like david alaba they bought this season.
More Mantralux fan fiction being peddled over at Football London as they have now simulated Bruno Guimaraes moving to Arsenal. If this generates enough clicks for them I propose we band together to simulate all rumours doing the rounds on one site and raking in the profits.
Whoops, I was confusing him with Kingsley Coman. I'm such a racist.
The Bundesliga seems to he the natural habitat of the unfeasibly quick black winger these days. There must be about twelve of them.
Nobody bothers to defend there, so for anyone with a bit of pace it's a safe haven. I slightly worry about Sancho for this reason if he goes for big money and is expected to be an instant hit at a big club.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51140189
First saw this guy in the African CL about six/seven years ago, lovely player. No idea if he's up to it at this level but I will have to have a soft spot for Villa now.
Inter are paying actual money for Young, albeit not very much.
I love how he is genuinely considered to be a fullback now. And not just in the GR sense.
I think Young could still to a job as a winger (and a better job as well). Seems insane we're weakening the squad. Bruno is pretty much done by all accounts.
Young's crossing is abominable. I wonder who the next in the line of wingers we convert to fullbacks who then lose all ability to cross will be.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kikó
Sky sports in Germany reported that Fabrizio Romano (who also works for Sky...) had confirmed the Bruno transfer last night, having been tricked by a fake twitter account.
I wouldn't go that far - he's always been a winger and by default, inconsistent. He's still a better winger than full back.
I could really do without United signing someone called Bruno.
Nuno Nernandes. He doesn't actually go by 'Bruno' does he?
No, but he will in no time a la 'Virgil'.
Thankfully that hasn't really infested United. I remember manc sean telling somebody off for referring to 'Cesc' on the Old Board, so I'd like to put it down to that rather than none of the players deserving any sort of affectionate names.
The new Pogba in the same window - https://www.skysports.com/football/n...or-his-capture
Is that a good or bad thing?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kikó
Whoever wrote that hasn't seen one or both of them play.
A Pogba-Pogba pivot.
The RI account was given a temporary cool off for er.. revealing the fancams are just corporate shills in the business of making money of wind up positions:
I'm sure Ferguson always used to say 'Ryan', 'Paul' etc. A proper manager would have said Giggs or Mr Giggs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
That was to constantly remind them of their child-like subordination. He never used nicknames like some over-familiar pleb/starstruck binman did he.
He called Beckham ‘a fucken drep.’
I believe he use Chicharito :lewis:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Fuck knows what's happened there because his crossing was the best in the league at Villa. Unreal winger.Quote:
Originally Posted by randomlegend
Did he call him that because he had it on his shirt or did he have it on his shirt because he called him that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Raoul Duke
Yep, that was me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Yeah we got Depay out sharpish after he started going with Memphis on his shirt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
I don't mind managers calling players whatever they want, but people who post about football online and refer to players by their first names are 100% child-molesters.
Case and point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waffdon
I think out of the two of us, looking the way you do and the fact you track planes for potential transfer signings, I’m not the one having to worry about the Police chapping at my door anytime soon.
That is the dumbest shit ive ever heard in my life.Quote:
Originally Posted by randomlegend
How you gonna refer to Shola as Ameobi? If the first name is uncommon there's absolutely no issue.
Some players - Jay-Jay Okocha - must be referred to by their full names at all times.
Massive shout out to RL and Waff having a nonce off. If I wasn't 33 I'd be posting that Spiderman pointing meme.
Probably just didn't know his real name.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
I was shagging someone your age for 18 months. I’m the victim of grooming if nothing else. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
voluntarily though, right?
It's always the victims that go on to be the perpetrators.
Technically, wouldn't that make him a survivor?
Stop victim blaming.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazuuurk
Ole is disrespect Marcus by giving the armband to blockhead.
Not really. Forwards should never be captains.
Yeah it's like no one even showed him the stats
Samatta’s on his way, WP permitting. Last striker we signed from Genk was... Benteke, and that went okay.
He was using Memphis on his shirts long before coming to Manchester.Quote:
Originally Posted by randomlegend
You're right, must be why he flopped.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
This. Nicknames are nearly as bad too.Quote:
Originally Posted by randomlegend
Do you know him though?Quote:
Originally Posted by Offshore Toon
Kinda, I've shouted his name from three feet away and he waved.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
I once handled his mortgage paperwork.
'Breaking and entering' is not grounds for bragging rights.
Also lol at him needing a mortgage.