Herne Bay is the pits.
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Herne Bay is the pits.
Im going soft. I did something this weekend ive never done before. Im ashamed to admit this but i went ice skating.
That's it Sincere, you might as well go ahead announce your civil partnership now.
Seriously though, what's wrong with skating?
You have seen what i look like. You think a man of my stature, physique and pedigree has any business on ice.
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Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel
Man has a point.
What type of skates did you get? The hockey style ones or the figure skating ones? Please tell me you got figure skating ones.
I dont know the difference but it is one blade at the bottom of the boot, from heel to toe in vertical line
Should have asked for the horizontal ones.
Were there small teeth on the front?
I dont remember seeing any teeth, although after googling the boots. I cant see any without teeth on the front so im not sure if they were there or not.
Hope nobody saw you son.
Punk show at a favourite haunt on the Sunday. Saw Tellison (FFO Teenage Bottle Rocket, early OKGO), Muncie Girls (early Green Day, Long Blondes lyrically), The Earth & Me (And So I Watch You From Afar, We Never Learned to Live).
The latter couple were excellent though I'm not a big fan of Tellison - who headlined, but they were pretty fun. Left with a fair amount of vinyl too so it doubled as my weekend retail therapy.
Apparently I was also getting eyed up by the insanely cute girl working behind the bar (merse cryptonite innocent[ish] alt.girl type) that I'd been chatting to a bit, according to the lass I was with anyway - I cannot sense this shit in the slightest. Either way, might need to grow some balls on the next visit as you know, she's an insanely cute punk girl.
Also resolved to start a punk and math rock blog so that 12 people can read my gig and album reviews.
I was the only male darkness in the building so my im not concerned about brothers fighting out. My concern is what ill be talked into doing next weekend. Maybe horse rising, swimming or some other female activity. She even had me holding hands on the ice too. Pillow soft.
I stuffed my face with pizza and chocolate earlier, and it has been making me all ugh and uncomfortable, so I decided to make myself sick rather than bloat around and sleep like shit. I used the traditional fingers down the hatch method, and I feel pretty great again, so it worked; but it also came out at such a force that I will almost certainly wake up with two black eyes (they are all red and tingly at the moment). I never considered that, to be quite honest. Still, you can see why bulimia appeals.
Sounds a bit extreme, but if it works, it works.
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Originally Posted by Lewis
I remember spewing so hard I thought I was going to have a brain aneurysm. My head hurt for hours afterwards but not like a headache. My eyes felt like they were going to pop too.
Its just a heavy period. Calm down.
Went out for my mates birthday last night. He went out for food with work people (I used to work with them but not anymore) and then two of them stayed out drinking so when I turned up they were already at least three drinks ahead. Worked out well because the two of them were way more drunk than me by the end, and I don't feel too bad this morning.
Going the pub later and then on to my mates mum and dad's 50th so that'll be more drinking. Plus lots of talking about United. :(
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Originally Posted by Magic
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They are both like that. My mother has never heard of throwing up doing that, so she asked whether I had been punched (on each eye) or 'was doing that thing where you strangle yourself'. Yeah, mate. Me and David Carradine in the wardrobe.
Fucking hell you really went for it.
Your mum asking if you were asphixy-wanking. :lol:
Holy fuck.
Jesus. Was the pizza off or something? Why has this even happened?
Are black eyes after vomiting a thing? Never heard of that.
no plans yet for tonight, tomorrow Orlando City plays at home at 3:30p so I'll be drinking early anyhow :)
Hope everyone has been well.
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Originally Posted by Lewis
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We all love Leeds.
I've had a milder version of that when vomiting with a particularly shady hangover, but that's with about ten minutes of dry retching to help the blood vessels burst. Your veins must be shit if that's happening to you after chucking up some pizza.
Also if i didn't know that was Lou I'd have said it was a photo of a downy.
I keep thinking of his mum asking if he was asphixy-wanking and laughing. This is going to keep me chuckling for weeks when I remember.
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Originally Posted by Baz
Yes. Haven't spent a penny since the way those animals behaved.
Self righteous pricks are always dossing about there once The Fort/Anchor closes.
Have you been to the 172 Caird, DCA or Beer Kitchen in and around the Perth Road, MJ? My word. Never again.
DCA aye. Full of wanky cunts. Never even heard of the other two?
Kitchen is right beside the Dundee Rep - IPA pub full of wankers discussing what they're drinking. Caird is pretty new I think - pretentious as fuck and far too classy for us two I imagine.
Ever been out in Dunfermline?
Don't associate with folk with webfeet, so naw.
It's pretty grim. My mates wife is from there.
Only reason I asked is cos I couldn't figure out if the club called Life was a gaybar.
Dunfermline is absolutely dreadful.