Until Smiff sorts his life out, at least.
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=9VhNjwSmaf4&p=1
Password thethirdhalf
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Until Smiff sorts his life out, at least.
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=9VhNjwSmaf4&p=1
Password thethirdhalf
Okay I hit some shortcut there that accidentally killed the game.
But still, that was beautiful. <3
I still got it :cool:
That was good fun.
You are still bad in games that I genuinely assume you must be doing some of it on purpose.
And Pleb's no better. #bants
playing haxball makes me think i'm dyspraxic
I like pretending that my game is "smart" enough to offset my lack of technique coupled with my high ping.
I like when I just run after the little ball :)
Must give this a go again now that I've non shite internet.
Shiiii I missed a haxball revival?
i know it's entirely incorrect, but i have this image of loads of TTHers going on haxball and loving how lo-fi and simple it is compared to modern football games, and you booting up your comp to play with the younguns and being absolutely blown away by the mega graphics and detailQuote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
actually, if you don't mind sharing, how old exactly are you giggles?Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
57⅓.
I just keep getting '4001 Connection Closed' on this.
Someone get a room going.
I'll play if someone sets a game up.
Mon then.
+1
@Ian
Ian is probably wanking himself silly over a new ale.
I forgot I posted this, so glad to see nothing got sorted ��
I just had a game with some randoms and DONNED it.
What the fuck?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
That's only going to ruin the ale. Behave yourself.
When I still had a decent desktop this game was so good.
Quick hax?
I'm around.
Perhaps.
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=1YNhikHxaiE&p=1 (password: tth)
Nothing was happening but it may have been because I was on my tablet.
Pleb hosting :harold:
'mon then.
We're at 5.
I'm not joining, I'm watching the NFL.
I'd grabbed my laptop but the NFL was starting earlier than I thought.
We're at six now so we don't care.
EDIT @ Mahow, we'll be glad to have you Gigs.
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
What's the password?
I'm hopeless. :facepalm:
God knows how Welby carries it out of defence like Rio Ferdinand. I wobble about like Tomas Repka with a skin full.
My first suggestion would be sitting a bit deeper so that when a pass goes up and you get to the ball you're already pointing at the goal. :)
Playing with your back to goal isn't really viable unless you're a maverick like Pleb.
I did like when Pleb thought I was going to score an own goal but I was just casually dealing the ball.
My brief involvement in hax tonight on the level of Sol Campbell at Notts County.
Can you kick the ball while holding direction keys?
Yes.
...oh. might do some solo practise.
Was your last date disappointed...?
Games?
Lessgo.
Mon
In.
@Ian.
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=oVOfmczZ5tQ&p=1
I'll try hosting.
Pass: thethirdhalf
Fun session that.
Yeah I enjoyed it. My form was up and down like a whore's drawers but I thought some of my passing was pretty swish.
Sadly some of it was to @Mazuuurk, who's finishing was not. :D
I exploded. Sorry guys.
In other news, I need to figure out why my modem keeps disconnecting. Either my modem is a bit shit or my ISP's wiring in the area is a bit shit.
Panda's alive!
Only transcendtly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
Lads?
On the whiskey, Pleb?
:cool:
Might be about for Hax in a bit so putting the feelers out there.
yoooooo
:wave:
Was not about in the end. What about tonight like 6/7?
I'll probably be about.
Cool, I'm aiming to be back for 7.
Anyone about?
I could play for a bit now if we get a few.
Not played Hax in years. This thread brings me great joy. Tonight?
I wouldn't mind.
I'll stick a link in here in half hour. Dinner's on.
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=VEyRVHUbDVM&p=1
Pass: thirdhalf
You'd think they'd have made an app for this by now so it could be played on mobile.
Hi. What have I missed?
Fuck all. Try again with open room?
G'wan
I'm waiting :cool:
sup nerds
...
what if we started a whatsapp group so we all had real-time notifications on our phones
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Z7ZT7WF4kWU
The things I do. Open room.
It absolutely does not work in your phone browser. I'm up for a WhatsApp group, or we could set a night as Hax night?
No it does not. I just tried there and all I could see was a big pink ad on the right hand side and it froze then. I did manage to see a goal for blue first though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Offshore Toon
I could type in the chat, but obviously couldn't play the game. I wasn't expecting to be able to, but thought I might be able to get the on-screen keyboard.
Play on the phone via TeamViewer :drool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Offshore Toon
Haxing yes?
Hax?
The death of this beautiful sport is very disappointing.
We could hax later after the football?
I'm in.
Go on.
Mon then otherwise I'm loading up Apex.
Un petit hax?
I am here.
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=lCQAyVx4Li0&p=1
thethirdhalf
Hax?
i'm on for a bit maybe 30 min
Soz, I left and forgot I'd posted that. Sunday 6pm lets Hax. Somebody set up a WhatsApp group.
Anyone around tonight?
Anybody fancy it? Am bored tae fuck
I might be tempted.
Can you practice at it?
Just got a semi.
My WiFi isn't the best so does somebody else want to host?
Can you practice at it?
I thought you could before but I don’t see the option.
Set up a room with a password. Only score in your own goal though so you can kick off after.
Where's that turd-flusher, Welby? Set up a room, Giggs. You don't need to practice. Nobody has played in about a year.
Sound, knew there was a way of doing it. I’ll be ready to go in a few weeks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mellberg
You don't need to practice. Pleb and I will be there.
Yeah, get straight in the deep end.
I'm going shopping but I'll be back and I'm going to get hammered.
Safari not supported.
:face:
I'll leave it open for a bit and see what numbers we get.
I'm going to be shit.
One moar.
Actually it’s not safari. It said my browser wasn’t supported because it was missing ‘datachannel’ and to download Chrome, Opera, or Firefox.
Downloaded Chrome and got the exact same message. Must be the iPad.
ffs Pepe.
Pepe we're up to 5. Get your arse back in here.
Would it not be really difficult to play on an iPad?Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
Keyboard is fairly good on it. No worse than my laptop anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
One more.
I would say it’s the mobile version of the browsers that aren’t supported. Even though you have a keyboard attached. Safari on iPad automatically loads desktop websites now, but it’s the website itself that is rejecting you, not just a mobile version of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
One more.
This is well and truly ON if anyone else is in.
Forgot how fucking difficult it is.
I can't connect either, through wifi or phone hotspot. I'll try whatever is in the troubleshooting.
Yeah fired up the laptop there and had a bit of a go at it. It’s near impossible to control.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Come on lads, one more
My bad. :eyemouth:
Despite being a lot worse than I was in the glory days, that was very enjoyable.
More Hax is needed.
Was some good Hax :thbup:
We need another room later.
My performance was very up and down but the one-two with Offy for one of my goals was peak hax.
Am still aboot.
Hax?
I could play some Hax.
Yes
I'll set up a room at 17:30 if people can wait. Need to do my plague prevention shop first.
Aye, sound.
How long until hax time?
Whenever somebody wants to make a room.
Nope.
Pleb has potato internet.
He's closed the room anyway and made another but the password isn't TTH or thirdhalf.
Pleb hosting. :harold:
Make a room then.
Mellin should be back soon anyway.
Me hosting from the U S of A. :harold:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pleb
I just played a game. This is going to be shambolic :D
Can't play until 7ish. If it's still going I'll join.
One moar
That was fun
Good session lads. Hax alive and well.
Christ I'm shit though.
That last game was almost full on bullshit though.
It was only one dodgy goal. The other three were class
The dodgy goal started a collapse. Without it there would have been no collapse and we'd have cruised to a 5-0 win.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waffdon
You had your goal back and won. Chillax.
That 5-4 with Pleb grabbing the winner. :drool:
I think I only lost 2 games until he showed up and donned it. 2-0 up, 4-3 down, 5-4 win. Sickening
Session?
I'm keen for later (7:30/8).
I’ve just finished an 11 hour shift after going to bed at 3am. Haxball to unfrazzle the mind at 8 ish would be sound
I'll be about whenever. Nothing else happening.
Someone else will have to host. I'm working in the background and will probably slow it down. Can play though.
Room: TTH
Pass: pleb
Let's have it.
Link?
:facepalm:
One moar.
New room for lag purposes:
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=NklMTJVkJKQ&p=1
TTH
I can be there soon if y'all are about, just eating.
One moar!
If Waff can eat his pasta in thirty seconds, so can you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
Smoking then I’ll be there. Chilli has been finished in preparation
Me executing a pleb roll in one of the games really sums up my performance since Hax came back.
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=jqHp8C8GvuY&p=1
A wee hax sesh?
:thbup:
Juan Moore
What's the password again?
TTH.
@CJay
Today?
:thbup:
It's been too long.
I'm a maybe. Will probs be able to dart in a couple times minimum though.
Tonight at like half 6?
Bump.
Gwarn then. Half hour I'll do a room.
one more
Hax at 8 for the NHS?
I can play.
I'm in
Are we on?
We're ON.
someone set up the room
Might be hopelessly laggy but I'll give it a shot.
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=vbyKMENm_FA&p=1
mon
Am in bed now, I'm afraid.
This is a bad post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Offshore Toon
Hax?
I can play
Juan Moore
wan mur
Great session. 10 people :thbup:
Long live Hax.
That was ace. Quarantines. :cool:
Four day weekend where we can barely leave the house. That can only mean one thing, right? I'll be around from 7. :drool:
Am up for it. Mellin seems to be the mostest host, no?
:pards:
I'm ready :drool:
Alright I'll try
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=QBba71lfsEw&p=1
Ah fuck it.
Anybody keen for tonight?
I can play after 8.
Stick a room up at half past.
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=8g-VDNdVnEY
Password is TTH
Give it a shot
Use this instead:
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=ZDNFauRs4H8&p=1
TTH
Just one more needed.
We're learning quite a lot about stocks and trading as well, so it really is more than just a Hax session.
Baz will be along in an instant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Offshore Toon
Pepe just told us the secret to perfect enchiladas. You'd be a fool to miss out on all this.
One more, enchilada-lovers.
Pepe, still pretending to be Mexican.
One more you cunts.
Come play @Giggles
It’s too hard.
People like Ian and Mahow can go fuck themselves.
+1
Wish my laptop didn't lag every time i hit the space bar :cryfam:
What does space bar do?
Kick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
I always thought you just ran into the ball to kick.
You can kick with x mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by bruhnaldo
Both CTRL's, both shift's and the numpad 0 also work.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
Not sure why anyone would use those though.
Oh no sorry, it's whenever my circle does the "kick" motion it like lags for a couple seconds so it's impossible to really be precise and it fucks me all up.
I wish, i'd love to fuckin play.
Try again tonight?
I'd be up for it.
Anyone about?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BI-DBUDCUAATrty.jpg
Especially Ian and Mahow.
Anybody fancy a bit of Hax in a bit?
I'd be game for one soon. Couldn't do last night though.