I'll be heading up to Jacksonville to watch my beloved Miami Dolphins take on the Jacksonville Jaguars.
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I'll be heading up to Jacksonville to watch my beloved Miami Dolphins take on the Jacksonville Jaguars.
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Wetting the baby's head tomorrow. All day session in York.
Well I guess there goes our chance to fix this title.
I look forward to doing absolutely nothing.
Not much but I'll be in Jacksonville on Monday for work. Bit of a shame the Jaguars aren't at home the week after.
I've got to finish cleaning my old apartment as I'm moving into a dorm. Much cheaper and working internet.
PC components hopefully all arriving tomorrow. Been about five years since I had something I could play decent games on so I'm quite excited.
Going to a friends leaving thing in sunny Dunfermline in the evening, then probably playing video games all day Sunday. What's something good from this decade that I should catch up on?
Lads, Cincinnati has the Largest Oktoberfest in North America.
Get your arses over here and enjoy the festive. Starts today!
Cardiff. Rugby. Beer.
Into Leicester tomorrow morning to get the car serviced. Then I'll sit about for most of the day before I'm forced into shopping for new sofas on Sunday.
Danny - do you want to buy me a beer in jax?
Shouldnt you be the one on expenses buying me one :lol:
Do you know where you are going to be yet?
I need to get work trousers on Sunday, so hopefully football tomorrow doesn't leave me too shitfaced
Rugby in the 'lads' cinema room tonight, few beers in the shitty local tomorrow, then a day of football/nfl on sunday.
Theres a steakhouse right outside it, I have been to one in the chain and it was really good. You also have St John's Town Center not too far from there so loads of options for food/drink.
I've to go to a wedding showcase tomorrow. It's on right during the football final :(
Just watching the football now waiting for Baz and some mates to arrive with a KFC before an afternoon/evening of drinking. Tomorrow I shall edit Pro Evo and play MGS
It's the birthday of my wife's friend's fiancee tonight, who I think is a tool. My wife is already committed to going, so I've decided to do her a favour and go for a couple of drinks. He's a Southampton fan too, which means as usual, he'll get pissed and start ranting about how Southampton are better than United, especially with the game being tomorrow.
Ugh.
The dog is going home this week (fucking hell I have to take him back), so I'll take him for an ice cream tomorrow before he goes home to be neglected.
You give your dog ice cream?
It's his favourite thing.
My folks dog always gets a golly bar once a week. He loves it.
http://pets.webmd.com/dogs/ss/slides...ould-never-eat
Number 7.
:nono:
I would take a the squits over not having ice cream, and I bet he would too.
My dog likes kitchen rolls. After having a few (after all the paper is gone), he now looks up all hopeful every time I use a sheet.
I'm going to some family dinner now for my cousin's 18th birthday. It seemed a good idea at the time when I agreed to it but now I can't really be arsed. Oh well. At least the food should be decent.
My parents are drunk after watching the Exeter Chiefs so tonight is going to be interesting :grin:
Really hungover, pretty sure I made a tit of myself at my local last night. Should be fun next time I go for a pint.
Saints - United tomorrow.
Was meant to be helping to put coving up tomorrow, looks like that's not going to happen now, which is a relief. Will therefore do some teacher shit (planning and marking) and not a lot else.
The thing I was at was shit. God I fucking hate people.
The bar I sometimes work on is next to a local college, and I realised on Friday when I asked some of the new students for ID that the current crop of 18-year-olds were born in 1997. :sick:
Was that the cousin you were moaning about before Boyd?
I'd say most of them are from elsewhere. It's a good course.
:wave:
On Friday my cross country team won the big all-city meet, and I got 5th overall, which means that I'm the 5th fastest person in the entire city, and also I got a shiny medal. Then me and some friends got figgity-fucked and went to the high school football game, and then to a brilliant party where this Chilean exchange student made us all dance to EDM music. On Saturday morning I recovered in time for my funk band to play at this big street fair, then had a piano lesson and at night went to see Steven Gerrard get embarrassed by the mighty Real Salt Lake. On Sunday I just read and did homework. Pretty great weekend tbh.
Didn't do too much this weekend. Friday I went to my girlfriend's nan's for a 'games night' with her family, it was actually good fun and her nan makes amazing cheesecake, which I smashed. Saturday I went to sort out and hopefully finally cancel this cunting Three Mobile contract. Sunday I was up early for the train to the Tottenham game, picked up my old mobile off Kiko, dodged his salad and got to the point where I was hungover before I even got on the train to go home.
Dodged his salad?
This friday I'm heading to Dreamhack Open in Stockholm to get fucked and watch some Starcraft, I hope.
Fuck all planned this weekend, which is what I need. Been pretty busy recently and am looking forward to a couple of days of arsing around my flat.
We took the dog to some faggy cafe near here, and he was sitting there like the big man because he's been the best dog in Hedon for six months; but then when some boxer dog bowled in looking similarly confident and smug they both went for each other. People watching probably thought he was a tough bulldog and that he stood a chance, but I just lol at him because I know he's scared of plastic bags and engine noises.
Wanking and playing the new Fifa this weekend I think.
We're leaving him here today. My mother had to distract him with food whilst I packed the car so he didn't realise and have a heart attack.
Got a friend's birthday party today, then tomorrow it's the semester's intro party at uni so a busy weekend on that front. F1 and MotoGP are on too, think I'll have to download those afterwards.
Pub tomorrow early for dinner, Totteringham, and beer. Supposed to come on home after. Will I fuck.
Loads of being stuff to keep the other half happy as I'm off to London for next weekend for the Southampton game.
Suffering with man flu so hopefully I can just sleep all weekend.
Tomorrow going to a food and drink festival (it's a bunch of stalls, why bother calling it a festival?) and then off to my mates for a rugby WC party, which will be sweet as it's been a while since everyone has hung out.
Actually that's just reminded me that there's rugby on tomorrow so I will go home after the football.
I'm at a 40th party with work tomorrow. Should be alright.
Tonight I'm sleeping and Sunday I've nothing planned
Another early train to Perth for a long day ONIT
I'm going to attempt to transfer FM to my laptop tonight but I don't know any passwords, etc for that awful Steam thing. Couple of Podcasts I want to catch up on too.
I might buy a suit tomorrow.
Tomorrow will be good. Leicester vs Arsenal followed by England vs Wales in the rugby. Sunday we're going to buy the sofa we chose last week.
Tomorrow I'm going to clean my room and do as little as possible. In the evening I'll visit some friends with my girlfriend. Sunday I'm up early to watch Suzuka with a friend and after that play board games with friends and watch the cycling WC with them.
Woke up by my dad telling me that my friend was here to make me play football, which was quite a bizarre way to wake up, but the football was really fun given I haven't played for a while. Now I'm about to go to the Salt Flats for sunset and take some purty pictures.
Fridays without school are so blissful.
Mate booked the saturday off when we were going to Preston away. As that left up we are going on an all day pub crawl, tried to rope a few of the other lads in but most are settling down these days, thus, we are a mighty four, still should be a cracking day out, downside is I've got to be back up at 8am on the sunday...
She's gone fucking mental because I've invited a couple of mates round to watch the rugby later. She's not even going to be here, for fuck's sake. I'm inconsiderate and she doesn't want our house to become a den for my 'alcoholic friends'. Fuck me.
That's going a bit far on her part. Does she think you'll all be swinging from the lights?
Sounds like she just wants total control even when she's not there.
So... your friends aren't coming round anymore? :harold:
Fuck knows. I'm doing it anyway. She doesn't ask me for permission to have her stupid family around here while I'm at work.
@Magic it depends if they want to, I only asked them about half an hour ago. If they want to then they're coming.
"I want them gone before I get home."
I want a million quid but such is life.
She's now angrily cleaning the house.
That sounds fucked. I don't get how people can get in the mindset where they think it's healthy for the relationship to make those sort of demands of their partner.
She sounds so much like (the now ex) Mrs Yev.
I'm dreading the day mine turns into that. She's so bang on now, but they all go that way don't they? :(
I'm really trying to avoid it getting to that point and I'm still hopeful that it won't.
Things came to a head three weeks ago and we had a properly frank conversation. Both in floods of tears sort of conversation. I wasn't intending to end it then but I was clear that that was what was going to happen unless we both changed things. It fucking destroyed her. She didn't see it coming and it's the worst thing I've ever done to a person.
I've definitely become more selfish recently and she has since acknowledged that we'd allowed ourselves to just become two people who happen to live together. Which is a shame as we love one another very much. Things have been really good since we had that conversation. This outburst is just her being her and it winds me right up.
My brother and his bird have one of those quality relationships sustained by mutual jealousy and tension. He kicks her out (or she moves back home) every month, but then she comes back and they crack on as before. It's amazing.
my weekend will consist of football and fucking my side bitch just as long as my wife doesn't find out thankfully she at her bosses house she said something about a promotion as she is good with her mouth, guess you had to be when you're a telephone salesman
The rugger isn't on til tomorrow apparently but heading home shortly as the Mrs will be home earlier than expected, so I'm going to make her a curry.
Impromptu Jacksonville Armada game. They are playing the Tampa Bay Rowdies. Apparently Freddy Adu plays for them. Not that I would know, he's on the bench.
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God speed Lee, that kind of control freak shit is unbearable. I was in Liverpool a while back so got in touch with an old friend. He came out for a pint, but said he had to go home to send a snapchat to his girlfriend to prove he wasn't out on the piss. Because she said he wasn't allowed to. 'Oh, where's the girlfriend?' 'oh, she's back home' 'oh alright, what's she up to?' 'oh she's gone out clubbing with her mates' '...:happycry:'
Pot roasting a piece of brisket I've brined for a week. I'm already getting fidgety with excitement.
I'm struggling today. Need food but one can't make anything
Nothing open on JustEat?
She has never attempted to stop me going out. That would just about end it, I reckon.
Dunno what I'm doing with the rest of today. I don't fancy any of the rugby games and none of the football looks great. Weather's nice so might go for a walk.
I've very little on. Have to take a run shortly and pay a band a deposit and then do a bit of work later on.
Sunday already :(
Awful, isn't it?
My motivation is completely shot, for everything. I just look at the working week as something to sit through until it's Friday afternoon again. And even then I don't actually want to do anything. I might be dying.
I used to hate Sundays. Best day of the week.
Justeat just has kebabs, curries and shit. I wish subway delivered.
Sunday's are awesome, I really don't understand people that pretty much treat Sunday like the first day of ten working week.
I either chill out all day, play some sport and then have a massive roast or spend all day on the beer, watch the football and fall asleep.
Shopping done, just about to get a roast on the go. Might start getting caught up with some MotoGP while I'm at it.
Give it time, new routines always take time to get accustom to.
5 day weeks are better in my opinion. You can plan things better around it. Plus you're not working when it feels like everyone else is off.
It's nice being off the weekends with the Mrs and stuff but we are swamped at the moment so a lot of days are becoming too long and there's still parts of the job I don't like that will take getting used to, but I suppose it is early days.
I'd still rather be working today and finished Tuesday or Wednesday though, as I said to day is lost in the looming depression anyway so I might as well be working. Plus I'm not from around here so there's nobody working/not working that I know anyway.
Just had a barrel-load of mince and carrots.
I went to my friend's mother's surprise sixtieth, since I'm always round supping their coke and eating their biscuits (plus my mother is pretty much her only friend). We went for afternoon tea (lol) at some manor house, so I loaded up on the over-priced farm shop sausage rolls. :cool:
Nothing 'lol' about afternoon tea @Lewis. Scones are delicious.
Went on a bike ride today, did 17 miles which isn't bad as i haven't been in the bike for over a year.
My manager in after school club asked me to help her after work picking up a hedgehog (a pet one) from someone else we work with, after work.
I agreed, and after work off we went. Went to a super fancy house, played a few games of pool and ended up drinking a few beers with the women I work withs husband. Just got home, cracked another beer and ordered myself an Indian. How good is Just Eat!
The rest of my weekend is going to be very very lazy. Can't wait!
Went to a music industry talk this evening, going to a mate's 30th lunch tomorrow then FIFA/watching football on Sunday. Nice.
30th lunch? Did you hit 3 instead of 6?
He's married, owns a house and has a tiny, shit dog. It's game over for him.
Indeed. He's done for.
I'm going to my uncle's wedding tomorrow and will miss the rugby.
My advisor just invited us all to lunch at his place on Sunday. :face:
How many people does he 'advise'?
I'm at the football tomorrow. We've ended up getting three quarter season tickets, but had booked this game a while back. Pretty excited, although I have a nagging feeling the first match we make this season will be when our unbeaten run ends.
Sunday I might play some tennis. Or just stay in and watch the feast of good football on telly.
Early train to Glasgow (on my own, my pal has cancelled on me - bit of a saddo, like) to meet up with Glasgow folk before the football. Free car ride home after the football before trolling about in Magic's town.
15 of us heading to London for Chelsea away / a friends 30th. Staying in Clapham over night then Super Sunday in London before we head back. Monday is going to suck.
Drinking beer and getting shitted off at the Eagles thoroughly failing to show up in the AFL Grand Final.
Apparently.
I'm going to watch Hinckley play today then watch England vs Australia in the evening. I have nothing planned this morning but might pop up to see mum and dad. Tomorrow is get my phone screen fixed day before settling in for a day of football on the telly.
Out for a free meal yesterday my sister won a radio voucher. It was any meal so we all picked the most expensive things on the menu. :cool:
Wedding tonight. Can't be arsed.
Looks like I've escaped going out with her family tonight which is good. We went for a meal with the outlaws on Thursday night and it was predictably shit.
Watching the Wobblies finally beat England in the World Cup and watch Wayne Bennett win his 8th Grand Final.
Date cancelled on me last night so I went out with a bunch of new-starters and got hammered. Lass who invited me is dead nice and I think I might be in love :drool:. Gonna text her later to see if she fancies going for a drink sometime. I think she's keen so hoping on that. She's lovely ^_^
Off to one of them weird clubs again later, althoug this time I'm taking a couple of mates. You'd be surprised how many people are interested in going if you open the door for them.
Just went to pick the in laws up and they'd decided to take the car. Without telling me. And they were moaning about having to wait outside the house.
:mad:
These plans were made earlier in the week, why didn't they just phone for fuck's sake.
Its currently freeleech on What.cd so if anyone wants any music, just PM.
Texted lass mentioned above this afternoon asking if she fancied going for a drink sometime, no answer yet. Aww. Not much I can do now but I hope she's up for that shit.
I've had a hell of a week, topped off with taking the SAT this morning, so this afternoon me and some friends drove up to a ski resort for "Oktoberfest".
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It was brilliant actually, the drive itself is stunning but then there was this big beer hall and a stage where bands performed German folk music and people danced to it at the front. I was surprised by how authentic it seemed. Even the beer wasn't too bad and there was delicious chocolate cake too. Got soaked in the rain on the way back though.
At a bouncy castle party in a community hall for nursery kids. AJ was invited. Not bad at all, really. No fighting etc. This is what you get from decent postcode nurseries.
Milf report: negative.
Yesterday - went to Cheltenham for the tattoo, visited the literature festival, lamented that I didn't plan to this year so had no tickets (Ian McEwan was a real highlight two years ago), went to the pub watched Scotland v Samoa first half with a soft drink, felt odd. Got tattooed whilst watching second half on my phone. Then watched Wales v Australia. Came home, went out, turns out wrapping your arm in cling film draws girls in constantly - I really was not in the mood for any kind of female liaison last night so grunted back at them but realise afterward that upwards of ten women initiated conversation with me just on bar visits over two or three hours. Must do this more often.
Got to sleep at 6am. On call from 9am, had to wake to confirm handover, instantly returned to sleep until early afternoon.
Currently still naked in bed. Must get up.
Fancy a bagel or a burger. Something that says 'Hey, it's Sunday - pig out mid-day man, nobody cares on a Sunday'.
Something gnarly with pastrami and mustard and gurkin. Yes.
Where bout in Cheltenham did you have the tattoo done Merse?
My weekend has been digging up the back garden of the gfs house, having level it all out, get some decent top soil on and relay. Knackered.
Gf staying at hers tonight so playing game all night
Only time I've been to Cheltenham was working at the Gold Cup. Probably the second poshest do I've ever been to. My mate served The Queen tea. I got stuck with some Saudi's :(
Cheltenham might be the most middle class place I've ever been. There or York. I'm not sure which one outdoes the other.
York's middle classness is surely diluted by the legions of crap foreign students you have bumbling around in groups of sixty with their cagoules altering the climate.
Gloucester services might be the most middle class motorway service station in the country. It looks like a Neolithic burial mound and is basically a giant farmers market.
I stole a glass from a pub last night. :chortle:
I've escaped the house to the folks place for Hallowe'en so I don't have little toads knocking the door looking for sweets later.
I'm chilling out tonight. Went to a Halloween party last night in York and got 'the usual' from the place I went to each week as a student :drool:. They haven't even changed the menus in 5 years. Early one tonight anyway, feeling battered. Housemate woke me up at 4am to be let in too. Both had gone out in what seemed to me to be their underwear but with some facepaint on.
I've had a lovely day today. Started with a visit to mum and dad's and has continued with mostly sitting about watching football. I've been on a couple of walks too, and will go again between Inter-Roma and Match of the Day. I've managed to lose 5lbs this week just by cutting out snacks (eating breakfast has made me much less hungry through the day), walking more and cooking every evening meal from scratch with fresh ingredients.
Tomorrow has less promise. I'm on call and things aren't great but rather than wait to be called in I'll go in durng the morning, clear some admin stuff, and hope to have some influence early on so the place works as well as possible for the day. Hopefully it won't be so bad and I'll get the aftrnoon to relax.
I've tried to eat breakfast all week as I'm on tablets that require food to be taken, but I just feel ill when I eat before being up at least 3 hours. Would be so much better if I could though.
I've only eaten lightly, mostly fruit. I don't like to eat early either but it has definitely helped me.
My brain can't comprehend fruit as food at all, I find it vile, but hopefully this will be the last week of the tablets.
Though I'm feeling that shit lately that I really need to start eating some food with nutrition in it at some stage. I drink zero water and if I were to add up foods I eat that have water content then I get fuck all.
I told some 'trick or treaters' that they were too old and that wearing a mask with their hood up wasn't a costume. Twats.
Sounds like that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
I played hours of tennis and then felt knackered, watched Roma and played FM.
Tomorrow I might play squash, if not a long dog walk and then watch a (hopefully) great Nadal-Federer final.
I'm about to go and make vodka gummy bears with my friend, then apply to college while they're soaking. Weirdest Halloween ever.
Isn't it SCARY how time flies
Went out with the mrs. Two hours later were in full set pyjamas. Christ.
Spent yesterday at a comic book shop and it was tremendous fun. A mate found a load of old boxed action figures he wanted rid of and they were doing a 'bring and buy' thing so I went along with him, and it turned out they were also doing a 'cosplay competition', which was fucking mental.
Went to view a (shit) flat, got a haircut and went out for dinner.
Today: playing FIFA/The Witcher
I got completely wasted last night, literally pissed myself, slept over at a friend's and woke with a horrific hangover, vomited in his toilet periodically, went to the house of some family friends to use their sauna (a good detox) and threw up in their bathroom as well, and then, as if in a hallucination, saw Jamie Vardy score against Manchester United.
Fucking hell, never again.
Spoonsky to become the new Sama?
I couldn't imagine anything worse than being in a sauna hungover.
Ah, that beautiful phase where you don't know how to drink. You either learn quickly or become a complete disaster.
Happened to me senior year too. Pissed myself at a friends house after chugging vodka and eating an edible, then i broke my gums on a metal paper napkin dispenser as I was bobbing my head back and forth while sitting at a table, and finished it off by vomming in a toilet. It'll all get better, trust.
Isn't sweating your arse off in a sauna a bad idea when hungover? I mean, you're already dehydrated as fuck as it is.
Is there anything more nauseating that attending your in-laws anniversary 'party' on a fucking Sunday where nobody will be drinking. I also hate how their relationship is everything I hate but they are so happy and in love so it'll be plastered with disgusting photos of 'love' just to remind me how fucking shit my marriage is. I've also made the mistake of listening to The Streets. Just give me a gram and a few Es to liven it up. Dreadful stuff.
So apparently edit on chrome android means delete post. Fucking shit forum.
I'm a spastic.
I have a strong feeling that's a user error.
That problem hasn't happened for ages. Magic really is inept at phones.
I've just hit edit there was lag so I nearly pressed it again and the page loaded on the 'delete post' button. Shit Moto E.
Also Waff is a fucking menace on FB. Just wait until he discovers drugs.
Wait til he discovers something stronger than a west coast cooler.
:baz:
I had to Google that, but I don't think that's a bad thing considering what it is.
Waff's life seems pretty sweet at the moment. Good on him.
I went frickin' bowling yesterday. Went once or twice as a child, but don't remember it, and went on my mates stag do a few months back and now I honestly hope I never go again. It's not even the fact that I'm rubbish (I am, I guess, but who cares?) it's just tediously dull and boring.
Thankfully the bowling place sold Cobra on draught, which was the only positive. Oh and it was chock-full of chernos. :drool:
I'm enjoying it. It's like rediscovering my youth. Well, not really. But he's a lovely bloke.
Meet! Meet! Meet! Meet!
Lots of young attractive females, whose dad's would probably batter you, go to bowling.
Also if the night couldn't get any worse I text my mum to see if we could share a taxi (i.e they pay) and she's now not going. She's said we can just share a taxi with my cunt step-father.
Can't wait!
I gave some kids some sweets when I last went bowling, but their dad just laughed because he knew I would have had him.
'If I wanna nonce 'em, mate, I will.'
I got some sweets out of one of the stupid machines they have, but they were crap, so I offered them to the kids on the next lane. Big Society mate.
That is sinister as fuck. :D
GS levels of weird.
Kids like sweets.
A Magic-Waff meet would be one for the ages.
How can giving sweets to kids be unnacceptable? Some special level of paranoia being hit here. If I'm at a shit seaside town and win loads of those tickets in an arcade I always give them to a kid. What the fuck would I want with them? Do parents think everybody is a paedo until proven otherwise?
Depends if you look like a peado, I'd have thought.
My Dad has just text to see if I want a lift. FML. :cry:
Did I mention my mates call me 'Jimmy'?
Are your mates of age?
I do enjoy Magic's weird moral compass. Arbitrarily decrying fairly innocuous stuff as he's wanking off to faces of death videos on liveleak. As his tired wife tries to entertain the kid in the other room.
My country would be fun to live in.
No, you can't fuck children but you can fuck yourself with an abortion as technically it isn't alive yet-ish.
Aha. Talking about your country reminds me of a shit online game called nation states. Your country is determined by answering policy questions every day, i.e. a woman is caught stealing some bread, do you a) send her to prison b) execute her c)send her to a rehabilitation center ETC ETC. It was pretty good fun actually, and you can set your countries up in little regions. Would be a good idea for a tth group activity if it sounded less lame and it was 2007.
I pissed myself at a mates' house once. I wasn't drunk though. We were 12 and we had a competition to see who could drink the most orange squash. I won, but I woke up in the middle of the night having already pissed about a litre all over his bottom bunkbed. Luckily it was so diluted that it was basically water, so as soon as he woke up I 'accidentally' spilled the rest of my undrunk squash onto the bed so that he'd assume all the wetness was due to that.
I remember after a gig one night we went back to the singers gaff and had an awful go at the Buckfast and dope. After going to sleep on the sofa I woke up on his bedroom floor with my kacks round my ankles and had pulled out a drawer of his t-shirts and pissed in it. I still have no recollection but his Da reminds me of it every time I see him to this day.
Another time me and a mate came home after the pub and the next morning I woke up on the kitchen floor and he was asleep bent over the back of the sofa from a standing position. We were living with his Mrs at the time and one of us had pissed on the TV, which promptly blew up, and her DVD player. We dabbed the ceiling with a wet teabag on a stick, and walked down the town to buy her a new one. Told her the ceiling leaked and we rang the landlord and he replaced it. I still maintain I didn't do it but he says he can't remember doing it either.
Pissing yourself at your mates must be the lowest point... I'd never live it down if it happened to me in my circle of mates.
Its surely going to happen by complete accident. I'm out on the piss in his hometown most weekends, literally five minutes walk from his house.
But yeah, my life is pretty good. Pretty drunk Friday, absolutely out of it last night and half cut right now. /i'm back home now, thougH may head back out - BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY, BOIIIIIII.
My Facebook is an absolute state :D. I'm not really sure how many folk on here I have.
I've never managed to piss myself. But once a few of us went out and ended up absolutely hammered. One of the lads stopped with another of the group and the lad whose house it was got a massive bollocking in the morning when it transpired that his guest had woken his parents up by walking into their bedroom and pissing in the corner, obviously mistaking it for the toilet.
My mate's dog pissed on me when I stayed over once.
That teabag cover is a bit clever.
What are you lot having a bank holiday for?
I remember enjoying getting pissed. A few of us managed an 18 day streak back in the summer of 2006. It was glorious. The only one I'm in touch with still is Lauren.
These days I can't imagine anything worse. Once a month I go out, generally, and even then I have to drag myself out. I think the last proper night out was in September. Might do something next week. Getting old is a fucker.
I've had two of those Duvel bottles and I've got a headache and wobbly vision... Age hits you pretty hard.
St Andrews Day. I'm assuming its a bank holiday, anyway. Council gives you fuck all public holidays.
Does anyone ever wake up during the night needing a pee, but can't be arsed to get out of bed, so you just hold it?
I have done this on several occasions and, whilst i haven't pissed myself, i do worry that this tactic is on the risky side.
My friend once had a party for his shit other mates, and his old man ended up laying somebody out for being sick all over the kitchen. :cool:
I didn't pee in a house, thankfully, it was in an empty lot above my house. Was peeing into the bushes and somehow stumbled into them, fucking horrible feeling realizing that I couldn't stop peeing and it was going down my leg. Definitely a low point in my life.
I had a poo at Paul's once.
My brother's bird was away this weekend (I forgot to ask where), but she brought me a great big bar of Milka Oreo, so I take back one of the times I said she was a dickhead.
Milka. :drool:
Meltdown? :D
I'm just enjoying it and spending lots of monies before I have to worry about bills and shit. Does make me less active on here though.
You're doing it right.
When I was younger I would always ask my mum to let me on the shitty tiny carousel in town whenever we walked past it, she always said no and that when I'm older I can go on it as much as I want. In the end it sank in and I fucking said "Fine I will!".
Now every time I walk past one I feel like I got completely mugged off.
I don't drink in the house, so it's not like I'm a proper pisshead. Friday-Sunday I'm normally out. On the apprenticeship wage I could go out probably three weekend a month depending on football. Now I've got every Friday and most Saturday planned out up until Boxing Day and then Edinburgh on the other 30th.
Then it's payday again \0/
Just make sure you can make it to the Euro 2016 TTH Meet, chap.
You can support England for the day. :)
There are Dundee-Amsterdam flights from next year. I'm sorted for my holidays.
You'll need a few more payrises to afford that, matey.
I like going the pub by myself, generally do it on a Saturday when I'm stuck in Cheltenham as all I know down here are work colleagues (which are all females), gym friends (all polish) and the girlfriend's mates. Not one of them have an interest in football, drinking and the like.
Even went on a pub tour by myself one Saturday. Was ace.
I don't really stay in the corner on my own. I'll just start speaking to whoever.
It's not a MELTDOWN, but it sounds like you're a bit of a prat.
That's fair enough. I'm lovely, though.
You are. :wub:
Usually football ends up the topic of conversation. Found out that my local is owned by a Wolves fan, quite a few head in there who follow us so I usually end up talking to them and having a beer or two with them before going around a bit to kill time before the girlfriend finishes work.
It's not.
A lonely pub crawl? Yes it is.
I wouldn't fancy going on a Pub Tour by myself. Very good with a group in a foreign town, though.
Pub crawls are great, even in boring places. They massively improved nights in Rugby, as they create a false sense of you doing more than just getting pissed - it becomes an adventure of sorts. Though Rugby is good for pubs considering its size and general shitness.
Yes they are but not on your own?
We can't be having a Tth euros meet.
The herd is too thin to take the risk of being taken out by some bellend in a suicide vest at a fan park. If we're doing that we at least need to apologise to taz to make sure he's not still seething.
When you do these one man pub crawls and have conversations with strangers, do you approach other loners or do you try and geg in on groups?
Sit at the bar or standing watching the football and the conversations flow.
As long as you dont project awkwardness youre only gonna look super confident and its not weird
I read something recently that described pubs as 'community living rooms'. Think of it like that and it's not weird at all. What's wrong with sitting in a pub having a drink even if you're not talking to anyone?
Yeah otherwise people might bail.
:stamford:
No, I think it was howtospendasmuchtimeawayfrommywifeaspossible.com
I've worked in a few pubs now and the majority of people you see come in on their own.
Going for a quiet pint or two is one of life's little treasures. The sort of thing that gets better as you get older.
Probably this to be honest.
Plus if Wolves are on TV, I haven't got sky so it's a trip down the pub. It's how I've found out that there are quite a few people from back home living and working down here, so much that there is a group of us that regularly go to the local if we are on TV (and I'm not in London/back home).
Aye, in the pubs of Rugby you rarely see people drinking on their own - people are either with a group of mates they've explicitly met up with, or they're regulars hanging out with other regulars. Even the Wetherspoons alcoholics group together, my favourite of which is a really tall Peter Ebdon looking bloke who is always on his laptop. Once got really drunk and asked what he was doing, and he said he was 'designing websites'. He showed me one and it was the most 1995 geocities looking piece of shit I've ever seen, p sure it had a midi track playing.
On my tod tonight :cool:
L
L indeed bruv
Off to Bradford for the weekend. It's going to be cold.
Belgium for me, going to be cold too.
Friday night: PES at Mikes
Saturday: Fallout all day and then ASDA pizza with chippy chips later on :drool:
Sunday: going to cinema to watch Hunger Games, watch Liverpool score copiously, then probably more Fallout
Got Christmas do in Inverness on Saturday. Hotel etc paid for. At a table with the young 'uns so have to pretend I'm cool but talking about my child really is the extent of my banter these days so I'm fucked. Also have to lose my fun personality as the wife will be there.
I'm probably going out in Sheffield tomorrow, potentially with hammer in attendance. What a TTH meet that would be.
Saturday got some house party in London. One of the guests is my ex-'girlfriend', that I met online when we were both 13. Had her name in my msn personal message and shit. We met up once in Milton Keynes with both of our parents in attendance (half-way between the midlands and the commuter belt home counties place she lived in) and she got her mate to break up with me by text a week later. Her mate is also going. Small fucking world ennit.
Yes arrive at 1 but we've got to get lunch, check in to hotel to meet work peeps and get ready.
Meet cancelled. :(
Friday - Still working. Maybe WoW and shag the missus when I get home
Saturday - Home, drinking session with mates, forecast looks good.
Friday - Still working. Maybe WoW and shag the missus when I get home
Saturday - Home, drinking session with mates, forecast looks good.
Sunday - Travel back home, order some peri-peri chicken and cure the hangover.
Lovely!
Hark at you lot with your lives and other halfs. I am watching the kid this weekend, praying the fantasy football team does better and hoping my £200 quid underwriting of tonight's gig breaks at least fucking even.
If not, the kid better google "spartan lifestyle" on the library computer as he sure as shit won't be getting the ipad he asked for.
High off my kite, think I might end up shitting myself, but that's the hard stuff for you. Just want bed hah
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas.^^
Went to a houseparty last night.
I hate people, especially ones I don't already know yet know I don't like them within a minute of meeting them. Like, really really bad. There was this one guy there who was a complete bellend. Frustates me that I have friends (of friends) in common with tossers.
Plus a lot of the people there last night, I'm going away with for three or four days over New Year and there was talk of taking poppers and weed. What's the fucking point? I might hire a projector and use it to display ISIS videos on the wall, while we're forcing our hobbies on each other.
I'm just glad the house we're staying in is massive so me and the one guy who holds the same 'no drugs plz' opinion as me, can fuck off and have a kickabout on the beach or play Beijing on PlayStation or something.
Poppers. :sick:
Get some new mates, Baz.
To be fair, the main offenders aren't my friends.
My actual mates aren't coming away for New Year; only the aforementioned one top lad is and one other who didn't come to last nights party. New Years more a "friends with girlfriends" bash. :sick: Ugh, even typing that makes me hate myself.
My weekend is already done. I'm on call today and it looks a fucking disaster. Good job I've got quite an easy week ahead.
I did fuck all on Fri/Sat and was in bed by midnight. Today I might do some Xmas shopping at a large retail outlet.
I used to be cool :(
My body really doesn't agree with alcohol these days and I'm only 24. Drinking in my thirties is going to be a complete write off.
Scientific FACT.
Mine's just been full of work. Our editor's been pushing for metacritic status for ages now and they've cracked the whip because we only did like, two reviews in November. So I've had to get a news item, preview and review under my belt. And then there's game of the year stuff.
School ended at noon today, the beginning of a two-week break, so to celebrate some friends and I went sledding up the canyons again. It is brilliant. Tonight there's a party, but the last time I went sledding and then went drinking it ended in disaster, so I'm a bit wary. Same house as well.
Overtime this morning and then probably some Game of the Year stuff for the site.
Flying to Scotland this morning. Christmas has begun.
The dog is six today, so I'm making him some butter icing. He throws cake up half the time because it's too dry (I suppose), but he likes icing.
He won't see seven with the shit you feed him.
Also, awwww. You proper love that dog.
By bulldog standards he's pretty lean.
It's a beautiful morning so I'm off for a walk down the canal, up through a pretty village then back into the town to Morrisons to pick up some fruit. Then it's a day of lounging and watching football. Might go for another walk later if it snows, as forecast.
Tomorrow will be much the sabe, but swap Morrisons for Decathlon (and the walk for a drive) so I can pick up some thermal stuff for Tromso.
I'm going to enjoy this weekend it has been a stressful week at work.
I'm going to Clue HQ, "The Live Escape Room Game," later. :cab:
Went for an impropmtu works do yesterday. Drinking from 4 til midnight, I woke up on the bathroom floor. #LAD
On the train to Wolverhampton now, meet my mate back at the local then we heading up Molineux for the match. Probably go on abit of a pub crawl after that as everyone comes out if the woodwork. Gonna try end up in a decent gaff and watch the Haye fight.
That was a 7k walk I've just done and I'm knackered. Fuck knows how some people run 10k routinely. I'm doing nothing for the rest of the day. Unless it snows tonight, then I'm out walking again.
I'll do about six miles today walking to Ibrox and back, but I rather enjoy that walk as long as the rain stays away.
There's a bit of snow falling now so I'll be delighted if that keeps up.
I enjoyed the walk but it has knackered me. My favourite walk is the one along the river to the football, past what was Filbert Street.
The flakes are now huge and it's lying beautifully. :drool:
I'm heading up to the Queens highways tonight so I want to see zero snow.
Doing fuck all this weekend but just got myself a bacon/egg/mushroom sarnie from the greasy spoon across the road and washed it down with some coffee.
Genuinely might be the high point of my weekend.
My missus is away wedding dress shopping with her sister and mother in Brussels so I've got a free weekend. Went for drinks after work last night and washed it down with a kebab. Feeling ropey today (from the beer) and it's first game back playing since probably start of December. Fitness is likely to be atrocious.
I'm currently watching snooker on the iPad, cricket on my laptop and football on my missus' laptop through the TV.
Streaming :drool: and sports :drool:
Dying a horrible death today. For such a kip, Belfast is a good night out though.
Didn't think I'd be able to make it, but I'm going to chance going in along to the GPO today. Should be a fair bit going on around the city.
Saw a 3D movie for the first time last night. Wasnt as great as i thought it would be but ive been informed its the IMAX 3D that is the next level version
Late adopter of things Sincy?
Yeah, im not really into movies new movies anymore. 3D option came up and I took it. Also ate from frankies and bennies for the first time too. I always thought it was an ice cream place, which is a common mistake a few people seem to make until they are corrected.
And ISIS. :cool:
To be fair I hadn't eaten at F&Bs until recently, same with Nandos. Also had never tried Ben & Jerry's ice cream. It's shit, as well.
A gigantic and annoying flu. Please I need some pity messages sent to me like "hope you get better soon" or " you are a strong guy, you will defeat flu in no time" etc...
Sky diving today and flying off to Pennsylvania tomorrow for the week for work.
Wife also wants to pressure wash the fence today :moop:
My mother has decided that my room needs new wallpaper. I tried to help pull the old stuff off, but she can't do anything without turning it into a massive ordeal, so I've cleared out and she can fuck off.
The wall underneath had '1999 Lewis is just to[o] sweet' written on it. :cool:
Where have you gone?
I'm watching rugby in the living room.
Oh right, I thought you meant you'd left the house.
I don't have anywhere to go.
Mooch.
Rode 106kms today. Think I'll take a nap now.
My weekend so far has been fucking shit. I was in work at 8am, out at 3pm, back at 430pm, out for 530pm and I need to go in again now. What a fucking terrible on call shift. Got this bollocks until 8am too. I'm going to be knackered all next week now and it's already going to be a shit enough five days as it is. Fuck this.
My eyes glazed over scrolling through Guardian Jobs, so I made myself some icing. I feel like a clean Lofty.
Delivering pizzas from five to eleven this evening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g45Ljqgijiw
Get a job in pizza delivery. It's easy money.
I just talked to Steve Coogan. He asked me where airport security was. I'm big time now.
Went to a wedding in Canterbury yesterday, went to Herne Bay today and had an ice cream. Thoroughly excellent :cool:
Herne Bay is the pits.
Im going soft. I did something this weekend ive never done before. Im ashamed to admit this but i went ice skating.
That's it Sincere, you might as well go ahead announce your civil partnership now.
Seriously though, what's wrong with skating?
You have seen what i look like. You think a man of my stature, physique and pedigree has any business on ice.
Man has a point.
What type of skates did you get? The hockey style ones or the figure skating ones? Please tell me you got figure skating ones.
I dont know the difference but it is one blade at the bottom of the boot, from heel to toe in vertical line
Should have asked for the horizontal ones.
Were there small teeth on the front?
I dont remember seeing any teeth, although after googling the boots. I cant see any without teeth on the front so im not sure if they were there or not.
Hope nobody saw you son.
Punk show at a favourite haunt on the Sunday. Saw Tellison (FFO Teenage Bottle Rocket, early OKGO), Muncie Girls (early Green Day, Long Blondes lyrically), The Earth & Me (And So I Watch You From Afar, We Never Learned to Live).
The latter couple were excellent though I'm not a big fan of Tellison - who headlined, but they were pretty fun. Left with a fair amount of vinyl too so it doubled as my weekend retail therapy.
Apparently I was also getting eyed up by the insanely cute girl working behind the bar (merse cryptonite innocent[ish] alt.girl type) that I'd been chatting to a bit, according to the lass I was with anyway - I cannot sense this shit in the slightest. Either way, might need to grow some balls on the next visit as you know, she's an insanely cute punk girl.
Also resolved to start a punk and math rock blog so that 12 people can read my gig and album reviews.
I was the only male darkness in the building so my im not concerned about brothers fighting out. My concern is what ill be talked into doing next weekend. Maybe horse rising, swimming or some other female activity. She even had me holding hands on the ice too. Pillow soft.
I stuffed my face with pizza and chocolate earlier, and it has been making me all ugh and uncomfortable, so I decided to make myself sick rather than bloat around and sleep like shit. I used the traditional fingers down the hatch method, and I feel pretty great again, so it worked; but it also came out at such a force that I will almost certainly wake up with two black eyes (they are all red and tingly at the moment). I never considered that, to be quite honest. Still, you can see why bulimia appeals.
Sounds a bit extreme, but if it works, it works.
I remember spewing so hard I thought I was going to have a brain aneurysm. My head hurt for hours afterwards but not like a headache. My eyes felt like they were going to pop too.
Its just a heavy period. Calm down.
Went out for my mates birthday last night. He went out for food with work people (I used to work with them but not anymore) and then two of them stayed out drinking so when I turned up they were already at least three drinks ahead. Worked out well because the two of them were way more drunk than me by the end, and I don't feel too bad this morning.
Going the pub later and then on to my mates mum and dad's 50th so that'll be more drinking. Plus lots of talking about United. :(
Fucking hell you really went for it.
Your mum asking if you were asphixy-wanking. :lol:
Holy fuck.
Jesus. Was the pizza off or something? Why has this even happened?
Are black eyes after vomiting a thing? Never heard of that.
no plans yet for tonight, tomorrow Orlando City plays at home at 3:30p so I'll be drinking early anyhow :)
Hope everyone has been well.
We all love Leeds.
I've had a milder version of that when vomiting with a particularly shady hangover, but that's with about ten minutes of dry retching to help the blood vessels burst. Your veins must be shit if that's happening to you after chucking up some pizza.
Also if i didn't know that was Lou I'd have said it was a photo of a downy.
I keep thinking of his mum asking if he was asphixy-wanking and laughing. This is going to keep me chuckling for weeks when I remember.
Yes. Haven't spent a penny since the way those animals behaved.
Self righteous pricks are always dossing about there once The Fort/Anchor closes.
Have you been to the 172 Caird, DCA or Beer Kitchen in and around the Perth Road, MJ? My word. Never again.
DCA aye. Full of wanky cunts. Never even heard of the other two?
Kitchen is right beside the Dundee Rep - IPA pub full of wankers discussing what they're drinking. Caird is pretty new I think - pretentious as fuck and far too classy for us two I imagine.
Ever been out in Dunfermline?
Don't associate with folk with webfeet, so naw.
It's pretty grim. My mates wife is from there.
Only reason I asked is cos I couldn't figure out if the club called Life was a gaybar.
Dunfermline is absolutely dreadful.
Where isn't in Fife other than St Andrews? Even then, that's full of utter cunts.
Exactly. It's a truly awful place.
I got a free pint of milk in a pub earlier because they were intimidated by me or something. On the other hand, I broke the Northern record by spending £4.50(!) on a Peroni, so using Liverpool accounting I got ripped off on a two quid glass of milk.
You bought a Peroni?
Cheap for a Peroni that.
Jesus it's not even that expensive here (€5/£3.90).
Witness statement. :moop:
Ah. I thought maybe unemployment had driven you to drinking.
Pint of peroni is one of the most expensive drinks around.
That's the truth. Just get one of the barrel special beers like a Doom and laugh at the extra £1.50 you have in your pocket.
Went to a whisky bar last night and, after reading a review on trip advisor, asked the bar man if they had any wheat beer. He came back with a bottle of Staropramen. :sick: I ended up with a £6 glass of Japanese whisky that was minging. Nicer than Staropramen though.
Also the taxi situation is a joke in Liverpool. It's literally just swathes of people sitting on the steps near the bombed out church, while one elected person from each party tries to blag their way into stealing someone else's prebooked taxi. If a town like Warrington can have a really successful two queue system for taxis, why can't Liverpool at least try to organise their taxi pickups a little bit?
Can you not just flag one on the street or use Hailo?
Don't they have Uber there now? Even Belfast has Uber.
They do. Me and some friends used it when I went back recently and it was a million times easier than the horror show Baz describes.
Drinking a two pint bottle of 8% Westons that cost 1.58 or something from Aldi. :drool:
Went on some birthday pub crawl yesterday, 12 pubs in 12 hours. I cheated by starting at pub number 4 at 3pm. Lots of people had lost their minds by midnight, and the night culminated in two brothers having a scrap and one of them practically pissing blood out of their nose. I was on the verge of some possible sexy time fun with a friend of a friend until said mutual friend insisted they went home because another person I know was sending weird text messages hinting at self harm after he acted like a twat in a pub, got kicked out and had a massive hissy fit.
That cunt needs a slap. Or just left to his own devices.
Seriously tempted to put "I was the collision" as one of the answers on this thing.
Wouldn't be going for that either, dodgy as fuck. I thought Hailo was live in the UK though? It's like Uber but with real taxis.
Maybe I've misunderstood Uber so don't take my description as golden.
Either way I texted to say I was going for a taxi at 1:27 and then sent one to say I was in a taxi at 2:32. Maybe I should have tried Uber. :moop:
Seeing hundreds of Americans scrambling around for hours trying to find a parking spot to attend Earth Day was pretty lol.
Uber is great, it's fast and cheap. The only qualms one could have are on labor terms (taxi drivers seethe about it all the time). It creeps me out (the Luddite part of me) so I've only used it once to get to the Boston airport but it was very useful then.
I can fully understand that, probably why I've got no fucking mates.
You've got the most posts here, though, so...
If you don't use uber you're a mug.
Taxis are so insanely inefficient and monopolistic, I don't feel bad at all that they are being driven out of business. Uber has its issues too but it's definitely a lot better. In SF they're making Uber and Lyft drivers get licenses, which I suppose makes sense but it's gonna kill a huge portion of the business there.
I've just remembered I've the Census form to fill out tonight :(
If you don't have your own car you're a mug.
Owning a car in London? You may as well set your money on fire.
Living in London? You may as well set your money on fire.
Just looked at my jacket, it is covered in mud. Took me a few seconds to remember it was because I was jumping back first into hedges as I walked home last night, telling my mate I was fosbury flopping. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Seek professional help. Smiffy might know some people. I'm sleeping better now and but my back still knackers on a morning. Just hoping this doesn't wind up chronic.
Pub quiz tonight which should be fun but because every cunt I know wants to get involved we're gonna have to enter two teams again - max 6 per team. If we have 10 or so people it'll be fine and we should have two decent teams, but there's always a worry we'll have 7 and have to enter two really shit teams or figure out a way to make someone fuck off.
Dundee Dance Event yesterday. Sheeeesh. Clubbing from 1400 to the next day is not good.
My weekend starts tomorrow. Heading away a couple of days after laying low for the bank holiday.
'Dundee Dance Event'
Is it the 1940s up there?
I'm picturing something like Fame.
Mega.
Reckon me and Waffz should probably sit down and watch the latest Louis T doc.
Dundee dance night sounds the bollocks. Rave on. Shabba.
I went to visit my friend, and because they are miserable I said they could try getting me drunk to see what happened. I just said they could get me whatever, but I don't like beer, so over the course of three hours I had the following (in order):
Double Malibu and Coke (shit)
Southern Comfort and lemonade (alright)
Double vodka and Red Bull (shit)
A pint of crappy cider (shit)
A different cider (not bad actually)
Something called a Skittle bomb (really shit)
A Jaegerbomb (shit)
Some vodka with 'gold' in (shit)
My head was a little bit warm, but other than that I didn't real feel it, and I was fine in the morning as well. They reckoned that was a lot, and because I never drink I should have been a state; but there is also a fair bit of me, so why wouldn't I have a degree of tolerance? Either way, what a waste of time and money.
After that mixture I'd be projectiling.
Not liking beer is an absolute admittance of at least partaking in homosexual behaviour.
Do people actually 'like' it. I tolerate it on occasion to get drunk. Lager anyway. I like some ales. But none taste as good as, say, a cup of tea.
I love a pint when you're gasping on a hot day. I definitely do like having a beer.
I do too.
Depends on the situation. I don't drink as much beer as I do tea (I'd be dead if I did) but a nice cold pint on a sunny summer's day is better than a cup of tea in the heat.
I do actually like beer though.
Why don't you drink something else if you just want to get drunk?
Much better choice these days. Definitely a few I enjoy drinking now.
I like beer. Good beer at least. Shit beer is shit.
Tea is shit.
All those drinks Lewis got sound shit too. Get better mates.
So am I good at drinking then? Because they were pretty gutted that nothing was happening. Next up: sniffing glue.
I'd say you beasted it. Nowadays two drinks have me wobbling.
Are you like that spastic that LADS invite round, plough with drink and do weird sexual shit with?
Chilling out in my room and there was just a MAHOOOSIVE explosion outside my window. A mate in Castleford 10 miles away has gone on Facebook asking what the fuck it is. Exciting times.
Boat trip around Skellig Michael on Saturday as I'll be in Portmagee. Not landing season yet but I've a booking for that in July if I don't shit it by the look of the steps this weekend.
http://s32.postimg.org/cvgsiv379/132...97651767_n.jpg
The cat managed to bring in and kill this fucker. Impressed rather than annoyed, really.
What's the lighter there for?
I could blag it was there for scale, but really it just happened to be there. Probably dropped it there when I was pissed at some point.
To clarify, that's behind the sofa, we had to pull it away from the wall to access the bird. It ain't like I've just got lighters lying about the place like some kind of fucking SLOB.
Having pets. :sick:
On Friday I plan on going to a bar in Liverpool where you have to knock on a door and wait to be let in. :cab:
Not quite as bizarre as The Washhouse in Manchester where you have to ring up and act like you need to go to do a load of washing, and they'll give you a time you can go for a drink. :cab: I don't even know why I've linked the website, because that just carries the pretence that it's actually a laundrette.
Anyway, after that bar (what exactly is a speakeasy? I'm going to Rack and Dollar for my tea, to see what it's like. Might end up going there as part of my [English] stag do if it's good.
And then on Saturday night I'm going to my mate's wedding, which should be good. Although Mike went to a wedding at the same venue a few weeks ago and they ran out of draught beer. With a swathe of rugby lads twatting the ale, I might be lucky to get a pint by the time I get there.
I was invited hillwalking by some ex mates. It's like they never even knew me.
Going Brighton this weekend should be aite.
I fly to Amsterdam on Thursday morning so tomorrow is my last day in. Back Sunday morning but had the foresight to take Monday off work anyway. :cool:
I lied. Brighton is next weekend. About to get in a car to Runcorn, then a train to Liverpool. Going to see hipster icon and Peter Kay nemesis Daniel Kitson at the Everyman, then a night out with some old uni pals and some Dutch blokes. Should be okay I suppose, though I really struggle with nights out when I haven't got anything legally dubious to keep me in a party mood; these days I'm more likely to be moody and desperate for bed or to throw up after about 6 drinks.
Or to send Magic videos on facebook of my weird friends. Sorry about that.
Going a wedding. My mate Tom's, who's stag do Baz made a thread about. I'm looking forward to it.
A ten hour session yesterday has written my weekend off. Can't actually move.
What sort of wankery is that?
Hipster wankery.
The rowing boat hire people at Hornsea Mere said that it was too windy for it today. 'You wouldn't get anywhere if you tried'. Listen, mate...
Just finishing up in Amsterdam. Nice enough city but utterly ruined by stag parties on Friday and Saturday nights. Thursday night was fun, everything since has been a bit crap. I'm glad I've got the "lads' weekend away thing out of my system, I suppose. Definitely not for me and has left me thinking this group of mates are tossers. Which is s bit unfair given I knew what I was getting into, but there you go.
Quite looking forward to tomorrow. Going back on a coach rather than flying which will be pleasant enough as I haven't touched a drop today so will feel fresh. Probably get shot during the Brussels stop though.
Going to a country park in Midlothian tomorrow. Should be fun.
Gaaaaaay.
My first Cat4 race today. Tried to be a hero and win by myself with four laps to go. Got caught and dropped with two to go.
You were racing cats?
The bar I work in is crazy busy tonight and the customers are all moany dickheads. I've had enough of working during the week and doing this too. I was thinking about leaving anyway but I think I'll hand my notice in tonight.
Went to my mate's kid's first birthday party. Luckily it was in a pub (upstairs, not in the actual bar), so I could spend the afternoon drinking Guinness and eating mini-sausage rolls and cake. What a day.
Sausage rolls. :cool:
I did no such thing.
Wait, has Lee split up with his ting?
Nope.
This weekend and next week I'm involved in the traditional game of senior assassination with about 60 people from my school (although 9 died on the first night, Hunger Games style). Just now had to be the getaway driver for a friend who was cornered in his house.
My target is unfortunately some random Hispanic and I've got no idea where she lives. Nobody seems to know her.
Probably isn't the best game to be playing in 'Merica.
Went that wedding.
The brides sister is so fit. :drool: Her nose is massive and shaped like Hamann's (or that old Mint card advert), but she's so fit.
Imagine the salad tossing she'd give.
Had a great day at the park so there. :)
You buried the body then?
Left the wife at home?
damn it Boydy
No as a family. At least I won't be FOREVER ALONE like Manc.
Picnic faggot.
Liverpool was great fun. It was only while we were having a quick pint at the Pilgrim before we went to the theatre that we realised our mate had somehow managed to book 4 of the 6 tickets for the fucking matinee performance at 2pm. The lovely staff at the box office managed to delay the start of the performance by a couple of minutes and swap them for 4 tickets for some people who hadn't turned up, which was ace. Right in the middle of the back row as well, best seats in the house.
Followed that with getting fucked in ca va, jacaranda, hope and anchor and some pretentious 'absinthe bar'. Totally lost my drunken flirtation skills though; this really fit blonde girl was dancing with this really weird bloke who looked a bit like Ed Byrne. She caught my eye a couple of times and smiled, then eventually came over to me and said hello. I was so pissed all I managed to do was go 'err...so...that bloke you were dancing with...HE'S COOL MATE'. Then she just glared and me and went back over to him. I think she went home with him. Fuck sake.
I went bowling today, because I had forgotten how utterly pointless and shit (not to mention expensive) it is. It actually annoyed me.
#inb4 Mahow claims he regularly bowls 300 games.
What was your score? I am incredibly shit at bowling.
I got something like 106 and 110. More than a hundred, but barely. I just launch it as hard as I can to feel like a big man, so half the time it shoots down the corners.
I don't think I've ever done over 100. I use the opposite tactic: grab the lightest ball I can find and slowly roll it through the middle. Half the time it shoots down the corners.
I thought I heard another loud bang over the city earlier. The helicopters seem to be up now, so presumably something has happened. Again.
:moop:
I average about 110 to 120. I can't throw the ball properly as it kills my wrist after a couple of throws so I just launch my arm straight and drop the ball (wrist facing away from the lane not towards it) and it seems to work.
I've never bowled before.
Went out on a bike ride yesterday to the pub. Ate lamb and drank cider in the sun.
Going to Liverpool today with Baz. We're going booking some crazy golf thing, a restaurant and Bierkeller for his second stag do. Then we're going to a few bars.
Eight hours sounds like a lot, but isn't the American speed limit about ten?
Black flagged for being a cunt. :drool:
For being shit.
It was 65mph most of the way. Think it was closer to seven hours actually.
EDIT: It was 215 miles away
EDIT2: Had to go up this thing 12 times (well, four in my case):
http://www.burlingtoniowa.org/ImageR...1137269066.jpg
No picture I've seen does it justice.
Lol I do 300 miles in 4.5hrs without stopping.
Bicycle.
Is that San Francisco?
Round trip mate, round trip.
Going backpacking for a night with my friends, first time in years although they do it often. Hope I don't get eaten by a bear.
It's pretty amazing today in Scotland. Day of sunbathing.
http://i.imgur.com/G50XzbD.jpg
Out on the piss in Brighton this weekend with a few groups of mates. Was chatting to this fit girl for ages who was deffo interested, was building to some sorta sexy fun until illicit chemicals were introduced to the mix and I ended up just sat in a doorway for a couple of hours listening to her life story gurning my tits off chewing my mouth, occasionally dropping in a 'oh, right, okay' and suchlike. Drugs are stupid.
I've spent the day in the park having a picnic, before retiring to a pub. Heck yes.
Such a good fat today. Went in bed at 7pm and cannot move.
Why haven't we done a ASt2nd/Waff/Kiko meet today? Or yesterday?
The day I inevitably meet igor, he better not be on drugs. :nono:
It looks like I've asked for an ass to mouth session with Waff and Kiko.
Back out tomorrow with a lad who now lives and owns his own home in Fuerteventura. Not seen him in years, the plans is to get myself in invite over for a week, only having to pay for flights.
No. Is that your Chuntnoustie freaks?
She's a moni lass mate. I would...with no regrets
Why haven't you?
Her husband is a genetic freak and it's my maws best mate :D
I bet he's savaged your mum.
I'd be embarrassed for her if she ever considered a mong like me
Drank the entire weekend away. Slippy slope.
Stag do in Newcastle this weekend. Drinking tonight (including an 8 pint keg on the trains like proper lads) then some bubble football tomorrow followed by more drinking. Add watching rugby and football into the equation and it sounds like a good way to spend three days!
Never been Newcastle before. How's it?
Mint.
Bubble football looks like one of those things where you're so unlikely to get hurt that I'd break both my legs.
I always think the opposite, if I'm thinking about the same thing. Just looks like a recipe for legs snapping at the knee.
Orlando City match tomorrow night :drool: Love Saturday matches as I can get pissed all day and not worry about work Sunday.
I got kicked in the face playing bubble football and split my lip.
Mother and sister visiting so I'll spend the entire weekend seething.
My stag do tomorrow...
Two days full of knock out matches. What a weekend it's going to be.
Flying out tomorrow to an annual family get-together and there's not even a layover for me to catch some of the football. :moop:
in-air WiFi an option?
Except for performers and BBC crew, do any non-white people go to Glastonbury?
They can't afford it.
Does music festivals look grim.
A predominantly white crowd saying, "What's up, nigga!" to Kanye West is something I can never remove from my memories.
Prince enabled that. :cool:
It never sounds right and I don't think it ever will.
Newcastle was sensational.
Figures.
I have whiplash.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D331wAfpSck
Gold star if you can spot me. :baz:
Posted this in the jobs thread, but its better here..
I'm away to PGL tomorrow until Monday with Y6 at work. Normally it's a sunny weekend, I rock shorts and tshirts in the day and jeans and a hoodie at night. This year however the weather is down to be sunny and nice one minute and rain and cold the next. As a result my bag is heavy and I've enough clothes to last a month. None of them waterproof. As long as I get a go at as many of the activities as possible I'll be happy, we're doing Aeroball this year, which is something I haven't done before.
Treated myself to nice beer and crisps though, so if it stays dry it should be a good weekend.
Absolute double ended dildo on Friday, lads. Going out for tea with the in-family, then going to see Sarah Millicant altogether straight after it.
With the off-da-chayne banter setting me up for a night of hilarity it should be a barnstormer.
Kill me now. Did I mention I have a 3 hour drive back from Inverness just before as well?
I quite like her.
She's gotten better, before she was unbearable but now she's got some value.
She's one of the few women who have actually improved now that there's a quota on panel shows.
I bet you can relate to her self deprecating snatch jokes.
EDIT: Out the way, Mah...actually, works for both.
I haven't watched a panel show for years, but is there really a quota? Christ.
The only one that's slightly funny is that lanky Canadian one (and even she's a bit annoying now) and the buck toothed, gawky alcoholic lesbian one.
I watch HIGNFY infrequently, but it's difficult to be interested in much else.
I had a selfie with an "Oor Wullie" and was drinking jugs of Blue Lagoon. Dece weekend
Did Fry quit of his own volition or was it some twitter bollocks that forced him out? And at least Roni Ancona qualifies as interesting. I was actually thinking the other day about panelists on shows that vanish as soon as their role is done. Rory McGrath, Lee Hurst, Sean Hughes, etc...
Didn't he retire after it came out on Twitter he's actually a massive racist homophobe?
Who's the buck toothed gawky alcoholic lesbian one?
The only lesbian comedian I can think of is the little round Scottish woman always wearing suits.
No, she's the Scottish Tory leader. It's not a joke.
I'm on holiday and went and played footgolf for the first time. It was good fun, but I won't really be in a rush to do it again. Much more likely to just have a 3 on 3, or headers and volleys, or hit the crossbar - for free and nearby.
So maybe I should approach things with an open mind more, went to see Sarah Millican and thought she was absolutely tremendous, really intelligent and obviously well written. It must have taken her at least a year to write such an inspired show. Still laughing at some of the jokes now. :D
You guys should definitely go and see her.
@Mert where in Paris should I watch the euro final?
I'm in Paris tomorrow as well.
This was a lie, by the way. It was absolutely fucking dire. Fannies! Fingering! Periods! HAHAHA! Shit! Shit! Poo! Fucking hilarious m8.
Her support act was far funnier. A homosexual man that I went to school with (and we used to bully him for being gay) sat two rows in front of me with his boyfriend, and she went on a massive boring diatribe about getting one up on someone who bullied her at school. I felt a bit shit but then remembered I was an alpha and everything was ok again. The funniest bit was a middle aged bloke collapsing on the way out.
Jesus what a meet that would be. The I'm always right because I'm at University one, the I'm better than you look at my watch it cost money! one, and the Europe is so cool man look at all this culture better than my shit mid-West cardboard militant Mormon town.
I don't have an expensive watch. This Cartier watch was no more than £3k second hand.
It actually sounds like a pretty good meet, make it happen lads. Jealous. :(
I shouldn't complain about going in voluntarily for overtime tomorrow but... I'm gonna. Get home in time for Wimbledon and the Grand Prix, I guess.
I went to Lincoln this afternoon, and they let us in the cathedral for free because it was nearly closing.
How long has that loudmouth Canadian wench been doing Sunday Brunch? Ruined.
It's always been ruined, fuck Lovejoy.
Aye, it's fucking terrible because that cunt's on it.
Saturday Kitchen, on the other hand, is great. Elizabeth Allen was on yesterday. I'm in love.
:D
That's who I was on about. Elizabeth Allen.
Martins last show was great.
He's clearly raking it in selling his sticky sausages to Asda.
@Spoonsky Sorry dude I just saw this, I don't check my notifications usually
Fucking off tomorrow with some friends to play Pokemon GO!!!!!!!!!
We shall see how that goes.
Adults playing that is so gay.
See you'd think that but I don't know I kind've enjoy it.
It's not nearly as childish as you'd imagine. Okay. Let me stop. Maybe it is.
BUT! I really enjoy the different things I've been able to happen upon because of how the game's geosystem works.
I worked in this one town for two years and recently had to go cover there for a coworker. I noticed a ton of "Pokestops" in the downtown area. Visiting them, I discovered this entire part of town I had no idea about. and all sorts of other little tidbits about the town.
It's just really cool to explore and it gives you kind've a guideline to do so. I'm really excited to try it out in other parts of Orlando that I've been to but never actually seen apparently.
Besides, it's either that or sit around doing just about fuck all considering there's no MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER!!! match in town or any concerts to speak of.
Guns n' Roses in two weeks time though :drool:
bruh's infectious enthusiasm about stuff is really annoying. And by infectious I mean in an Ebola type way.
I've decided on dark rum and soda water. That's probably the least gay drink. I think. Scheme pub too. :face:
I honestly don't understand people who have time for diversions like Pokemon Go; aren't you busy doing things?
"Not even joking" needs to be bannable.
I can see its value in getting fat kids out the house, but I've just seen some idiots in Asda playing it. Move.
I downloaded it yesterday but I've quickly realised I can't be arsed. I'll just stick with regular, lazy gaming, thanks.
Every nerdy guy who live within a one mile radius lurking outside Tesco on their phones, all upto the same thing. I strolled past like I'm too cool for this shit, but really
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...rievrytiem.png
because my phone's too rubbish to play it. :charm:
Few beers at work tonight. Tomorrow go to the gym and then go buy a suit :cool:
Other than that: 24/7 Pokémon, obviously
I installed it today and had a go, not really my sort of thing.
I'm trying to decide what to eat. I haven't long got back from working at the Birmingham office, and the wife is out, so I want a treat. I really fancied chippy but the only good one that's nearby is closed. I can't be arsed with pizza, and a full on Indian feels like it's too much.
Ugh. I'm such an indecisive cunt when it comes to food.
I'm looking forward to using AR more, but definitely not like that.
Chinese, @SvN.
What about one of those Pizza Express pizzas? They're only about five hundred calories, and...
...and they make you go bald.
That comedy night went alright. I pity the second guy that was on, though. Very "I went to a <blank> recently and <gag>" A few good laughs, though.
Is this what it claims to be, or is it old footage of something else?
You can hear someone shouting 'fucking Squirtle' about half way through so I'd imagine it is what it says.
Can ISIS release rare Pokemons into parks?
Lol Morgans and diet coke is so shit. Ended up staying at the in laws to avoid the substantial taxi fare home.
I'm in love with a wOrk colleague guys
Suck her tits mate.
Wedding, Pokémon GO hunt, Black Peaks gig = weekend.
Why the fuck are adults playing pokermon? Surely that's a bit wierd.
HA. Yes, I can totally see that happening if the stars aligned for a couple of Pokémon lovers.
Vicar: "Brian, do you take thee <insert woman here> as your lawf-"
Brian: "Hold on vicar, there's a Golbat in the vestry, brb."
Why shouldn't adults play? Adults play just about every other kind of game.
If it's not sexual role play then I'm not playing.
Depending on your age and circumstances in life, I'm surprised you have time to play.
Reviewing some indie game, EVO 2016 is on and I'm getting some new contact lenses.
I have to hear about this Pokémon Go bollocks all the time, working in a school. Doesn't help that one of my colleagues plays it, so I have kids asking me constantly "Sir, do you play Pokémon Go? Why not, Mr so-and-so does, etc"
Mind you this craze may put an end to the 'bottle flip' one.
Bottle flip?
Edit: oh that's those wanky videos that get posted online. Didn't realise that was genuinely a thing.
I'm so out of touch.
I'm not going to bother but the idea behind Pokemon Go seems alright. Getting out of the house and walking about has to be better than sitting on your arse playing fucking Candy Crush.
Think I'm going to get my hair cut this morning. Then go to Hinckley's friendly this afternoon and spend the evening reading while Lauren is at work.
Dinner with the in laws tomorrow. That's about it.
What will you be reading? Fiction? Fact? Erotica?
A book about European countries beating the shit out of one another over the years. The reading will be interspersed with vigorous bouts of masturbation, no doubt.
I did a bit of touring of Aberdeen yesterday in search of pokemon. Got kicked out of a couple of gyms too for being too shit. :(
Sounds like a normal weekend for you.
I've a run of like 8 weeks where I have plans but in the middle of it all is one weekend of doing nothing. That weekend is today and tomorrow. Today I had a clean, played FM, watched the last episode of that OJ Simpson thing, watched some other stuff and ordered my food shop. It's been lazy and amazing.
Tomorrow I have to put my food shop away and be even more lazy.
I'm in York.
Market Weighton Meet.
Lined up to record a podcast at some point. Also, some mormon lasses pulled me over as I was walking home tonight. One tooth British woman and a lovely Australian who I would've gladly taken to hell and back. Got her number but not for that reason. :( They really are the nicest bunch.
I'm in Leith, and I don't know why.
Bit late if you're there tomorrow Nobles is cracking for food and drink. Why are you posting this stuff so late with no scope for advice?
I don't have to go to Scotland on Sunday now \o/
Full Saturday of haircuts, opticians appointments and then some reviewing work. Might stop and see my folks as I'm passing through. Starting to miss weekends where I've had nowt to do.
Had a few beers last night and played some pool. As usual I was very inconsistent; missed shit loads of regulation pots, but hit a couple of absolute crackers. Potted a double from the baulk cushion and escaped a snooker with a fucking filthy swerve shot. Here is an artist's impression of it:
https://s32.postimg.org/sl0yihmmd/swerve.png
I'm gonna drink instant coffee and watch cricket all day then go out this evening as it is my mate's girlfriend's birthday and she wants to "get on the smash" for it. Happy to oblige. Think we're going to the roughest fucking pub in town cus her mate works there and they do £2 jagerbombs. I'll entertain myself by freaking out the smackhead clientelle by putting loads of beefheart and throbbing gristle on the jukebox.
Should be aite.
Aching today from work, so chill like fuck mainly. Probably some PS4 and some sausages for tea like a boss.
Scattered my grandad's ashes at his favourite place. My leg is killing me from walking and it was pretty sad.
That was good of the primary school to leave the gates open for you.
Woof.
Holy shit.
It was weird too because you think it'll be a small amount of dust basically but it was a huge tub of barbeque leftovers essentially.
Reminds me that I need to go take care of my father's ashes at some point.
Just got up early and spent 70 minutes in an online queue for absolutely muck tickets for the two quarter finals next Saturday.
Kept waking up every hour so I've decided to jack the overtime in. Recorded a podcast yesterday and realised how bad I am at talking. Erm.. err... <car rolls past>.
Plan is to stay home and do nothing but the kids are with me and " it's not good parenting to stay all day in front of the TV" so I most likely go to some leisure Park or something. Don't want to though...
What's 'appening, lads? I'm so unbelievably bored.
I'm currently transferring playlists from Spotify to Apple Music. Fuck my life is exciting!!
Earlier today my Mum was pressure washing the decking.
I spent about 5 minutes unplugging it and plugging it back in again whilst watching her believing that the pressure washer was faulty and attempting to fix it.
It was genuinely brilliant.
I spent four hours pressure washing the patio the other day, and, apart from the vibrations making my hand go numb, it's very relaxing. It's also the sort of thing non-useless sons should be doing instead of leaving it to their elderly mothers.
I also turned the fridge up earlier, and now I'm having some milk. It's probably the best decision I've made in about eighteen months.
:(
I saw King Sunny Ade tonight in San Francisco. His daughters got on stage at one point and started twerking, Taz would have died and gone to heaven.
I'm heading to the second hurling semi final later. No interest in either team but I picked up terrace tickets for €20 and I haven't been to one in years.
Was at my mates last night for dinner and between the five of us must have drank at least 10 bottles of wine. My head is absolutely mince today which isn't ideal when I'm on a train to Bournemouth.
Just home from Scotland (if I never see Glasgow airport again it'll be too soon), and may spend my weekend washing clothes and packing for next week :(
I've spent today and yesterday decorating. Tonight I've bought myself some beer, I'm drinking that, eating KFC and watching football.
Tomorrow I'm dropping off a birthday present then going the pub for the afternoon with my mate.
Half 7 train up from London to go to Small Heath for Blues away. Looking forward to it.
First pre season game tomorrow followed by New York on the Sunday. Great air miles.
Hanging out my arse from last night and starting my new job on Monday so I should be doing fuck all. Might go for a meal with a young lady.
Maybe you should have a shave for that new job, hippy.
Drinks with some ex-work people tonight, my cousin's 40th tomorrow and then going to a friend's photography exhibition on Sunday and some general mooching.
Link to the photography?
Off to the football later, then father in law is going to help me re-plaster a wall so I can finally crack on with decorating the nursery. Was meant to be done weeks ago.
Looking after this little thing for the next week. So that's my weekend sorted.
http://i64.tinypic.com/2yy4cna.jpg
:drool:
At your own place? Or do you just visit it a few times a day to feed it and make sure it's not left a dead rabbit on anyone's pillow?
Got him at my flat. I've got a (shit) fabric couch which has seen better days and he's just been teeming around the living room launching himself onto it and clinging on. :wub: He's tiny.
http://i65.tinypic.com/2duwe46.jpg
Can't you give us any pictures that don't hurt our necks?
Maybe he can teach you how to take pictures.
Aw.
Not the sort of pussy i want to see.
What's up with the pics? :confused:
Went to see my little brother today for the first time in a couple of months.
They had a kitten which they only got last week, it was tiny and brilliant. As soon as I sat down it curled up in a ball on my lap and fell asleep. Only left when my step sister scared the living shit out of it by hoovering the room.
I'm currently 32000 feet up in the air. Wi-fi being available is ace.
Bloody roller coasters these days are getting far too dangerous for my liking.
For some reason I've had the notion to start re-watching Lost this weekend.
The production is so lol but it's excellent television. Shannon and Boone can fuck off though.
Yeah, I can see this being a quick run-through if I keep going at today's rate.
I remember enjoying season four and then it being a bit of a waste of time after that. Can't wait for the hatch stuff.
I no longer have to look after the cat any more. :(
I binned Lost in the middle of the second season during its original run. Is it really worth solidering on?
I'm going to a friend's two-year-old's birthday. The kid is probably too young to understand what's going on, and it's really a chance to hang out with that particular circle of friends at a park.
So here's my question: gifts are not required. Should I be bringing a gift? And if so, what gifts do you get for a two-year-old child?
Kittens. :cool:
Today was genuinely the first time I've actually properly liked a cat and not just the idea of them.
Play-doh, permanent markers pens, things that involve glue or make loads of noise. The possibilities are endless.
My 2 year old quite likes these sort of things:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Melissa-Dou...J5DPCBPAGWM1VC
I'd always go for something that'll annoy the hell out of your friend.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Little-Tike...1854934&sr=1-2
What the fuck is wrong with your camera?
Third tier domestic american football final. I'm buying a hat that holds the two tins, it's gonna be so shit :drool: :drool:
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It's not the weekend but I'm off down to that London tomorrow to visit a mate. Having to come back earlier than I wanted to on Wednesday as I have to go to the rehearsal of a mates wedding as I'm his best man.
It's my first trip to London so I've told my mate I wanna be a tourist. Apparently we're getting some boat that is also the bar and getting off near the London Eye. Not allowed on it though, "it makes you too much of a tourist" apparently. I didn't wanna go on it anyway.
That video has come out terribly. Looks perfect on my phone. God knows what happened there when it was upload, seems to have stretched it.
He looks like a posh Max Headroom.
I like that the timing of the posts makes it look as though Foe is the idiot in that stag do video.
How good is London!!
Terrible cesspit , can't stand it. [/gs]
It used to be great until 1997. [/Jimmy]
I dug my old phone out to find some pictures of the dog as a puppy for my mother, and I found this from 11 February 2011, which I have no explanation for:
Toggle Spoiler
Anybody lived in Berlin / been there for awhile? I'm going there for a quarter as a study abroad thing, wanna see what other people have enjoyed there.
Wow, Lewis. Without this place you really are nothing.
It's the other way round.
Did you find pictures of the dog as a pup?
http://i66.tinypic.com/limw9.jpg
I think he was about five months old there.
that's an ugly ass dog
You knobhead.
It kinda looks like one
He was already a beast. :cool:
Has he ever not looked miserable?
What a dog. Looks like a right beast, how old is he now?
That dog needs to be a meme.
The way his right front foot blends into the sheet makes him look like an amputee.
He's seven in December, and I think he enjoys his little life. Or he does here, where he gets ice cream and is allowed to the furniture. When he's at 'home' he doesn't and isn't, and he also has to put up with a cunt of a bichon frise who everybody hates.
good boy
We had my brother in law's dog for a few days this week.
http://i.imgur.com/eRtZigY.jpg
Just home from Croke Park. Near out of breath after that one, wish I'd booked tomorrow off as it's going to be bouncing in town tonight.
I forgot about that match. I was intending to watch it.
Going out tonight, drinking cheap white wine from sainsbos to prepare. Might be alright.
I went to a board game pub, and it was shit.
What did you play?
There's a vegan cafe in town that has board games as a selling point. I couldn't think of a worse place to spend time.
We played Cards Against Humanity (shit), which I won, and some trivia game (shit), which I also won. Then I faffed about trying to understand some mentally-complex strategy game about wine production while the rest of them played more Cards Against Humanity.
It sounds fine, assuming you're not expected to play the board games with strangers.
Sounds like you played shit games.
Ah, Cards Against Humanity I can get behind. Providing you've got a group that goes dark.
All board games are shit (except Monopoly, but that takes ages and I cheat). I once went because they were going to the new ice cream place afterwards.
Monopoly's crap.
Carcassonne is brilliant.
I've got some Axis and Allies board game gathering dust somewhere having never been played because when the set-up takes as long as playing some board games.
Monopoly and Risk are good.
Monopoly is the business.
I always loved Cluedo but hardly any fucker I knew would play it :(
Legendary, which is more of a deck building game, is awesome too.
Edit: Never played Risk the board game but I played it quite a bit with some TTHers on Yahoo. Fucking loved it and when I finally started getting good everyone else fucked off.
We've talked about Cards Against Humanity before. It's complete wank. Structured banter, delightful.
My grandad taught me how to play some terrifically boring oil production game when I was young and it's probably the only board game I've ever spent any real time on, Trivial Pursuit aside.
I walked from my flat in Leeds to my parents' house in Sheffield yesterday. Aching now.
It only took me 13 hours and I saved £11.
Fuck you, Northern Rail!
What?
Probably do fuck all this weekend. Tonight a short After Work then chill with the family, order in some food and play Pillars of Eternity.
Probably the same on saturday. Maybe visit an aquarium with the lad, or something. Fucking boring with no Premier league on.
I've got my first free weekend in about 3 months, and there's no football on. Typical.
Lol at that. Hammer was just moaning the other day that there wasn't enough time in the week as well.
Cards Against Humanity isn't shit, you just play shit shit people. Most people just can't deliver comedy so it's just a bunch of hitler jokes told in a monotone voice.
If you're with funny people all it's doing is stifling that humour because you're stuck with whatever comes up, so it's restrictive and shit. If you're with unfunny people it's the Hitler and dead baby jokes.
It's April Fool's Day all over again.
My placement starts next week so it was my last Thursday off.
As for Cards Against Humanity - it's what you make of it. If people enjoy it, what's the problem?
I've played it with shit people and it hasn't been as good, but generally I've had a really good laugh with it.
People have moaned about it a couple of times. I just don't understand why people even pay attention to it if they don't like it.
Lewis mentioned it because he'd been playing it that night, and other people who've played it chimed in with their opinions on it. What point are you even making up there? Don't call something shit if other people might like it?
I'm not sure if it's that important.
Slow day?
John needs his hole stat.
After a summer of stag dos, weddings and trips to London, tomorrow I am off to a 50th :D
I missed a comma. Should have been hole, stat.
As in statim, Latin for immediately.
He knows.
I mostly agree with John on cards against humanity. With idiots it is always going to be relentless shit. I don't think it is totally pointless with funny decent people, but not much shelf life. I would happily play it once with a decent group and have absolutely no intention of touching it again.
We went to a board game pub in Montreal. It blew my mind because I do that with my friends in Utah anyways, except with a few cans of Polygamy Porter instead of fancy cocktails, but I'd never thought about monetizing it.
I've been donning my friends at Stratego lately. Probably the best board game.
Egyptian War m8. Slap each other all night long
I got really into board games for about 6 months and then I lost all interest.
Reviewing the WWI online-focused videogame that's out that isn't Battlefield. Our editor's talking with the metacritic bloke on Wednesday. I mean, he won't budge but at least he's in touch.
You do game reviews Shin?
Won't budge on what?
We've been after metacritic status for a while and, as a result, we've been hitting social media quite a bit. We're doing fine with the indies without it but metacritic status would open some doors at the bigger companies for review codes and such.
Picked up a ticket this morning for the hurling later. First final I'll ever have made it to, never thought I'd ever see one in the flesh.
It's nice that they've given you day release so you can go.
My cousin has left her four year old with us, and he's still a prick.
Knock him out.
I said to my mother that it would be easy to get away with chinning him, because 1) why would I flatten a four year old; and 2) why would you believe him over me? I appreciate that that is classic nonce logic, but that doesn't mean it is completely without merit.
Yesterday was the last night out for the bird i've been seeing before she goes on her travels. Sort of appropriate that we spent our last day (quite likely EVER) in a romantic context just groaning and being hungover.
Ended the After Work on friday with some beastly 8.5% beer. After that I ordered in burgers and since the lady didn't want hers, I ate two, and a bunch of chips obviously. Safe to say I was a little downed by that, so when I put the lad to sleep I fell asleep myself for a bit, and when I managed to get up at like 22.30 there was no going back. Really wanted to play some games, but had to go to bed like an old man. Soon I'll start to fall asleep on the couch, beer in hand, as well.
Going for my first visit to Alton Towers at the weekend. I've never been on a proper rollercoaster before. No idea how much of a coward I'm going to be.
Think I'll give Smiler a swerve.
Go on everything and don't hold on.
I remember going on the Shockwave at Drayton Manor and not being able to understand why nobody else on the ride was relieved it was all over.
i'm fucking terrified of rollercoasters :(
Yeah, fuck rollercoasters.
Rollercoasters are great, you beta cuck pussies
(except when they're run by carnies and/or malfunction and sever your legs)
I've always been fine with fairground rides and rollercoasters but the last time I went on the waltzers there were a few moments where it really was a bit much.
I've come to realise I'm fucking terrified of heights on behalf of my child thanks to Liveleak.
Held on. We didn't really get a full day there because we drove down this morning but went on most of the main ones I think, at least the ones I'd heard of (Smiler, Nemesis, Oblivion, Galactica*, Thi3teen.)
I certainly didn't hate any of it but nor do I get the buzz out of it that other people seem to where they come off and clearly have the adrenaline going.
It's also a fucking expensive day out when you spend an hour queueing for something that's over in about two inutes.
Unsure whether I'd go again or not.
I ordered a burger yesterday that came with chips and coleslaw; but, because coleslaw is wank, I - against my mother's advice - successfully asked them to swap it for some extra chips. On a scale of Jeremy Corbyn to Jesus, how much of a balls-out revolutionary am I?
Getting extra chips in place of sloppy grated vegetables is some good work.
There's quite a lot of research around just asking people for shit and them being compliant - like asking for 10% off something you're buying (if it's kinda expensive). Mostly, it's worth a punt and the worst they'll do is make you pay the actual price.
It's our anniversary today and the bitch has booked herself and her mother a spa day. Best anniversary ever. :drool:
Giving you plenty of time to sort out her surprise, naturally.
Go out now for the day without saying and leave the kid with her to fuck up her plans.
Was working yesterday (in bloody Shrewsbury) and today I'm staying in waiting for a parcel. It's not even for me.
Luckily I've got MOTD, then boxing, then UFC to watch. :drool:
Two years' worth of reviews all redone for the site overhaul. Man, my old ones are terrible.
Spent the evening with an old friend. She's just moved to Birmingham, so we went Wagamama, to some gin place and then I crashed at her place. It was reasonably good fun, but I'm always exhausted after too long in her company because she's a bit mental. She's really tactless and oblivious so I end up really forcing myself to just let stuff slide I'd get pissed off about from anyone else.
I also really want to fuck her and can't quite figure out if it is mutual because of her giving out weird mixed signals, which is also quite tiring.
I'm in London for the next 3 hours waiting for my coach back home. Any suggestions for shit to do? Anyone around fancy going for a pint?
I'm in Salisbury. There are Pokestops everywhere!
Off to Stonehenge in a bit.
What else should I do?
Sitting in a huge freezing gym hall for twisting tots with a bunch of mums who all know each other at one side and me and a mid-40s dad on the other side at opposite ends of the bench. :D
You've your kid in a gym? Are you preparing her for prison or something? It doesn't happen all Scots you know.
It's dancing you fud.
Off for an evening with the Chuckle Brothers on Thursday :cool:. They're turning up at a church in town to talk about their careers. Should be really interesting actually.
That was the tits in every way :chief:
Just chatted to the lass upstairs for the first time. Dutch. Seems nice.
I'm having a fucking awesome weekend. Spent the day at a family party for my wifes Nans birthday. She is gloriously old. The highlight of the day being her saying 'He was coloured but he was really nice' and 'He had to repeat himself a few times because of his accent' (a black Dr from Bury St Edmunds).
The in laws have got my daughter tonight so I am now in the bath with a bottle of Poachers Choice.
Tomorrow we head up to Stanstead to stay at a Premier Inn as we fly out on Monday.
On my way to Edinburgh to get shitfaced and then leaving for Prague at 06.30 also from Edinburgh. Mon the sesh
Ah, a bit of 'you' time. Nice.
I've got a 3 1/2 month od. He slept in his own cot for the first time last night. It went very well right up until the point he defecated over himself at 3am. Proper explosion in his nappy. We had to change his PJs completely, so he thought it was play time at 3am... and then the next 4 hrs were a blurred. :(
A bath is fantastic. Midweek iPad champions league bathing is unrivalled.
Our daughter has just had her first sleepover away that didn't involve us going out drinking.
That feeling waking up this morning :drool:
Breakfast in bed, papers and coffee :cool:
I've come round to baths. They're good lazy features of modern life.
met a young lady last night, drank some whisky beforehand to ease my nerves then realised I'd really overdone it. worries were allayed when she told me she'd been on it since 1pm. it was a fun evening but i don't remember the end of it, nor do I remember falling asleep on the sofa and being woken up by my mum and told to go to bed. i'm 24 years old.
Did they have cars then?
I've been to Delamere Forest today. Went on a rope swing, cheered on some run and met the Gruffalo. :D
What's LR like in real life then?
Hurricane Matthew. Fuck.
I am not in a evac zone (at this point) but anyone near the coast is long gone and my mate who lives on a third floor apt fucked off to the other side of the state. As have others.
We have cleared the yard and porch and have boarded up the windows, its beginning to look like one of those shitty estates you see on look north.
I cant believe people would stay when actually told to GTFO. We would be out if we were in one of those zones.
Tracker has it dying down to a 3 over night and moving out to sea a little bit when it gets here but its changing all the time.
What an awful name for a hurricane.
Will it leave a path of destruction including a load of dorks with sweater vests, cords and thick rimmed glasses?
Or would that be Hurricane Mike.
Hurricane Charles. Hurricane Terry. Hurricane Laurence.
I'm doing shit all this weekend and I can't fucking wait. I haven't had a proper day off in about 3 weeks.
Latest predictions show Hurricane Matthew doubling back on its self and having another go at Haiti etc. Ouch.
:D
Superb.
Binging on Still Game all day before the new episode tonight. Fizzy pop cup away to Stranraer tomorrow and then bowing out in style for the final Sunday Sesh of the month and probably half next month. #EagleSunday
Time to be slightly sensible, eh?
Going to see Kunt and the Gang on his farewell tour tomorrow in Sheffield with a couple of m8z, then we're gonna get FUCKED UP. Gonna have half a pill and try to snog a passably attractive young lady, or at least someone fitter than the 15 stone Hungarian grebo I got with last time I was there, and hopefully we don't get a repeat of my mate persuading us to go to a gay bar at 6am because the world's most obvious tranny was chatting him up.
I will be laying on the sofa, feeling sorry for myself with my cold.
Pubs in Wigan tomorrow. Four of us going, with between six and twelve pubs shortlisted, all of which sell real ale. Aim is to be swigging our first pints just before midday. Maybe put a bet on between us to make the lack of good football seem good afterall. Should be a good day.
Also if Kuat scores first and Kazakhstan draw 2-2 with montenegro, the day is on me. :youpi:
Off to a barn for one of my wife's mates 30th in the lake district. It'll probably be really good but shame she chucked the downton theme in.
@Baz :cool:
Not a massive fan of day drinking, but there's something quite excellent about an ale sesh like that. My pal has a yearly 12 pubs tradition for his birthday; he picks 12 pubs, everyone meets at pub 1 at 12pm (or whenever you can be arsed to join in), then everyone has a pint at each pub every hour, finishing at the one truly good pub in the town at 11pm, then onto the two barely passable clubs if you're still alive.
He managed to get about 30 people this year which was dead impressive. Part-time drinkers and the 19 year olds tend to struggle though - a couple of brothers had a scrap last time, leaving one of them with a busted nose which isn't at all usual for our super-effete wussy crew.
Can we all stop saying Sesh?
Yet another California Bay Area export :cool:
The modern world is pretty much a Bay Area export at this point.
Cunts were saying sesh here when I was around 16 and I can guarantee none of them knew of there. The 'bay area' probably wasn't even a thing back then.
Sesh, or a 'Cheeky Sesh' is a British as it comes.
'Gay Area' more like.
I, of course, meant the hipsters.
San Francisco is pretty :drool: but quite mental at the same time. I can't put my finger in it, but maybe it's something to do with the fact that one block can look like a ghetto and the next all modern and clean.
You can say that about any City really?
getting annoyed at all shortened words isn't dece bantz
Did he talk like Ashley in real life?
Someone post some dank memes.
It will have shot its load by then anyway (on them the first time)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6QmtZib3kY
That is St Augustine where I used to live . Drainage there was so shit it would flood if you spat on the floor though
Right now we are just getting rained on (the yards flooded) and lots of wind. Internet and TV are out too so I am sat on the porch having a beer and using my phone as a hot spot.
Can't find my Amazon fire remote having misplaced it whilst off my head on this cold/flu so I just ordered a replacement on Prime Now.
It will be here within 2 hours :drool:
How are they getting it to you within 2 hours? Pretty impressive.
Prime Now scheme.
They've got a depot in Welwyn Garden City.
Look at old man Bam all out of touch
I was expecting something cool like a drone.
Apparently 'Arthur' has my parcel and is on his way.
Better offer him a cuppa at this hour of the night.
Pre-holiday arguments are raging at the moment. Excellent stuff. Got to make an emergency dash to TKMaxx tomorrow morning and get some vests. This is what happens when you don't go on holiday for 5 years.
Where you going?
As far as the Airport.
Wearing his vest at an Edinburgh airport bistro.
I went to Hull Fair, and my dickhead friend gave a gypo twenty quid to read their palms. That is lol enough, but her caravan boasted about all the celebrities she had seen. Kevin Keegan, John Prescott, Jack Duckworth, Fred Elliott, Mike Baldwin... Hang on. They have real names, love. Unless she read them in character. If so, they all died of short illness/surprise heart attacks. Did she see those coming?
All calmed down a bit now anyway. That's us basically packed. Giving it a heavy session in the gym before we leave. :drool:
Just sorting out emergency films on the tablet, I don't want to use it because I'm such a sneering cunt at parents who placate their children with passive activities.
I've secretly stuck a Portuguese audio learning pack on it. That won't go down well with the scum on the plane who will be piling junk food and junk movies in to their scum children whilst we become bi together. Bilingual that is.
Prestwick? Classy.
Dora the explorer would probably be more educational.
Not school holidays until next week down here so you might be safe.
Orly? :drool:
Didn't realise there are only like 4 outbound flights a day from Prestwick. At most then the airport will probably only be occupied with the 7:20am flight. Lol at that.
I think it's the winter schedule now so there's a bit less but yeah even at peak there's about 15.
The fact it's grimmer than Glasgow airport is really saying something.
There's 7, 3 of them leave within an hour of each other in the morning which might be a pain at security apparently they are jobsworth cunts. Be a bit of a shock for me as I've only ever flown out of big airports. Even Dundee airport is really nicely maintained and minimal.
It's actually not too bad. Something quite decent about the lack of queues etc. Nothing worse at the airport.
Glasgow airport is alright as far as airports go, funsponge.
That fucking portacabin they call Terminal 2 check ins and the fact you can't buy a security fast track says otherwise. Not being able to enjoy a pint outside once you get through all the queues is shit too.
Prestwick is great. The utter desperation of the 'Elvis Lounge' or whatever it's called makes me laugh every time I even hear the name of a place within thirty miles of it.
I've just had a look at that on Facebook. The times people are checking in to it drinking. :sick:
What the fuck is wrong with people (Waff)?
Gonna get the train to York and walk back to Leeds. Wish me luck.
It always disgusts me when you see people sat in the pub at the airport drinking ridiculously early. Our flight out was at 7:15. We ate at about 6:00 and people were knocking back cider. Rank.
We're just going to buy some stuff tonight (cereal bars, couple of apples etc) and have that rather than buy any overpriced processed bollocks. But yeah I don't get it. Maybe on a stag do or whatever but a customary pint of piss or two before a flight, I can't think of anything worse. Especially, ESPECIALLY at 5:30am.
I love a 5am pint before a flight. I get to the airport 3 hours early just so I can get past all the queues and relax with one before I go. Though I would be a bit of a scummer anyway, so it fits.
Failed at getting Glastonbury tickets this morning, just ended up staring at a blank page for an hour. Fairly normal but usually at least one person I know gets through and sorts everyone out, not even a hint today.
Sounds like about half the tickets got hoovered up by cunts with page refreshing apps or the nerds who realised they could bypass the first page by editing their hosts file. It's a joke that this happens every year, just make it a ballot ffs.
This post would probably be different if I'd known about page refreshing apps or what to change my hosts file to.
Just to complete my transition into a boring old bastard - 'Glasto' looks absolutely shit. I can't even imagine paying £100 odd to listen to some sub-standard pop then camp in a flooded field full of pissed up wankers pissing in bottles.
The idea of a festival with mates is one that appeals, but I doubt I'd enjoy much of the music. Plus, now I'm 30, I sort of feel like I've missed the boat.
I got to hear most of Saturday night of electric picnic from a friends back yard this year and apart from Noel Gallagher it was all horseshite.
Glastonbury at 24 is better than Glastonbury at any prior age tbh.
Absolutely seething and miserable so far. Great start! Forgot the electric toothbrush as well.
If I was going to go to a festival now, I'd go in some poncy VIP tent thing. Fuck sleeping in a shitty Argos job with the plebs.
Just come back from York. It was easier than the other walk on the whole as it was 10km shorter, although there was about an hour of walking through uneven grass along the side of the A64 in the dark, which was a bit shit. It also rained a couple of times. I didn't really meet anyone this time either.
On the other hand, I went for a curry at a place Leeds that id not been to before and it turned out to be a right little number. Was very happy with that.
In a few weeks there's going to be a Crimewatch Special about some bloke lurking in the northern countryside offering to duct tape, but not rape, passers by.
'Members of the public are advised to approach with caution, as he can get very defensive.'
Saw Taylor swift perform after the qualifying at the formula 1 last night (amazing) and the race rot day.
Bloody roasting too. no Sunday night fear ahead for me.
I'm in Norwich. :eyemouth:
Ok so the wife is away this weekend sucking off loads of refugee cock in Amsterdam on a hen do with someone who's getting married to a convicted paedophile with two children, a terribly unhappy wife who has threatened to run away three times, a single mother who has a lust for Turkish cock for some reason even though the dad was a filthy Turk who hasn't paid a penny or even acknowledges his daughter, and a girl who's been in a long term relationship which involved a 'short break' of two weeks, during which time she had had basically an orgy with 4 guys.
What could go wrong? Anyway I've dropped a clanger because my daughter has a party tomorrow lunchtime, I added the mum on Facebook about 2 hours ago, we know each other by first name so it's not DREADFUL but my excuse was rather than be a creeper that I lost the invitation and needed to get the address and I didn't have her number. Of course, it never occurred to me she wouldn't accept my request for whatever reason. Now I am facing the possibility of turning up to the correct place (I know exactly where it is) and having that totally awkward thing where she knows I've creeped her on Facebook and added her for no reason. Fuck.
You've mentioned your wife twice in that list of people who are going.
:baz:
Just say you got the address from someone else. Or just don't bring it up. It's not that hard, no need to shit your pants for everything.
:baz: :baz:
Which body part are you missing?
If someone with a severed limb shat his pants over everything then I would tell him the same because having a severed limb has nothing to do with it.
Hmm. Better to not go then, I think.
Did you just add her on facebook to perv around?
Also :console:
'I found the invitation in the end. It was in the dildo drawer lololol.'
Even I wouldn't be shitting my pants at this.
:D No I did not. I added her with that excuse in the hope of actually trying to become friends over and above 'Hi' and for someone to talk to at all these shit fucking gay parties with screaming bastard children. There are a few cliques because the catchment area is so small. I've been to quite a few before but always with the wife never on my own so I'm facing 2 hours of isolation or drawing teeth. Maybe I'm just a prick. No I definitely am.
You'll shag her in the ball pit. In your mind, that is.
Nah. In fact there are very few milfs there. Most of them come from successful families so a lot are only children with older mums and dads.
Aren't there other dads there you can talk with about football or something?
They take bets on how long it takes you to mention Sainsbury's trying to fit in.
Not really. There was one but he knew some of the mums, when we did get talking he liked hockey and he's ginger to boot. The other one is one of those over enthusiastic prats who is like GO SON GO! FANTASTIC SON! and looks like he's the son of a farmer but wishes he was the son of a banker. A class A twat that nonces about in a checked shirt and a bodywarmer. Expensive stuff like, but still a gimp. The dad of the kid who's party it is is a really nice bloke, but he'll either be offshore or too busy doing party stuff to stand and chat for ages. I might just charge my phone fully and ignore everyone. That seems like the best/Giggles option.
Oh actually yeah, there is a couple who went last year to the same party, I thought they were losers but I go to Twisting Tots with the mum and she's actually alright (if a bit weird, they co-sleep with their kids?! but she's a GP so whatevs). Her husband is a bit of a loser (and a fireman so lol). I might just chat to him, knowing I hold the social upper ground. Anyone else is free to join that party. :cool:
Also there's another couple who were quite sound, the guy used to work the for the sister company of the original company I worked for. Anyway his wife I'm sure doesn't acknowledge me anymore since she caught me staring at her breastfeeding their youngest at yet another party last year.
So...scenes.
They probably have names for me like Breasty McStare Feed or the Facebook Killer. I'll fucking carve them up.
This is why kids ruin happy solitude.
Sounds like a dreadful way to spend an afternoon, even if you were friends with some of the others. I can't even imagine how bad it must be either not knowing anyone, or knowing and actively disliking them. Good luck, Magic. :thbup:
Yesterday was spent having a guided tour around Norwich for the third time. Had to drive somewhere at 4:30 so couldn't even suggest nipping into a few pubs through the day. Today there's talk of driving to "the coast" but it sounds like it's just pretty, rather than there being anything there. So long as I'm back in town with the car parked at the hotel for 5:25 and in a pub watching the Reds by half past, I'm not too bothered. Need to find a Betfred before 1:30 to put a Goals Galore on though.
Fireman trumps phone monkey every day of the week.
There's this fat girl I have added on facebook from somewhere who is always posting about how depressed she is, and I've matched with her on tinder from spamming right swipe with the intention of doing quality control after I get matches. I saw her in town last night, and it is probably not having sex for 2 months and the fact I was quite pissed but my main feeling at the time was that she wasn't as fat as I thought and fuck it maybe I should try to shag her.
Plenty of mutual friends and we live in a small town so I'd feel bad if I everyone found out I used her for sex and sent her into a suicidal spiral by breaking her heart, but I'm gonna spend today considering a CHEEKY tinder message.
Oh, and there's a small chance that the person I saw wasn't actually her.
What could possibly go wrong.
As soon as Igor opens with 'there's this' you know a tragic tale is about to unfold.
Have you been to your party yet?
Bonus points on offer for getting as many thinly veiled refferences to her weight into the CHEEKY message as possible.
"There's this Scottish bloke on this Football Manager forum I post on..."
I've looked at her facebook photos again and either she's lost a lot of weight in the last few months or the person I saw last night was someone else entirely. Or I was more drunk than I realised.
Went the pub for tea for a mates birthday, was a bit dull until Tom (from Baz's rugby lad stag do thread) arrived and cheered us all up.
I'm going a wedding tonight where I will not know a single person other than who I am going with, should be fun though, we're staying in some weird house thing I found on AirBnB.
Tomorrow I shall be sulking over it being the last day of half term.:(
It was actually decent. I was dreading it, sat next to people I didn't know and my daughter was pulling the i wasnt to go home bullshit. However we got talking and she was alright. Then i went and talked to a couple i know for the last hour. Still thank God I'm not going to the one tomorrow. Grandparents because I'm on dinner. Woop.
What about the one you were creeping on Facebook?
Oh yeah she was fine. Accepted me after midnight last night. I sent her a PM this morning and she replied. Breasty McStare Face ignored me though, the sour cunt.
Edit: did I mention I was holding her other son at the time?
Edit 2: and I had a boner?
Going to look at a possible new house. The whole thought of it is making me tired...can't be arsed with the hassle, but am keen to get a bigger place.
Also want to get away from my next door neighbour. She's a fucking mentalist who hoovers probably 4 times a day, at least.
I was at my friends 30th last night for a Mexican then karaoke. The food was brilliant but it was in Leicester square which is horrendous. So many fucking people.
Then into Soho for this karaoke and is there anything shitter? 12 people in a small room murdering songs for hours. Fucking hell.
Is that Salsa? Nice food but fucking shit otherwise.
Lucky Voice? Absolute shambles that place. Horrific.
The Mexican was Cantina Laredo. The karaoke was called something obvious like Karaoke box.
What was your song of choice, Kiko?
I would rather put out my own eyes than do karaoke.
I have never been to the Karaoke. It's one of the few events that can guarentee my non-attendance.
I bet Jimmy loves it with his work mob.
Met my friend at the pub for last orders yesterday after he played a gig, then we went to the crappy bar/club place to go for a pint. Shit loads of pretty 19 year old girls in revealing Halloween outfits, I've never felt more sexually frustrated. I wish I could retain the swagger and confidence I have when I'm seeing a girl when I'm single, but invariably I turn into a drooling mess after more than about a week of involuntary celibacy.
My Mrs away foreign so I have only got out of this seat to piss and go to bed in the last two days. Living the dream.
There goes the banter then. :(
And the coke.
The only thing to tempt me into a meet would be Waffdon and igor_balis being somewhere local to me. Sorry everyone else but you're either too much like my existing friends or not the type of people I'd go for a drink with. I'll let you decide which category you fall into
Just seen @Waff on Snapchat stotting about where I grew up at about 5am this morning looking dazed and confused. Probably on the smack now.
A family get-together at the hospital wasn't how I expected this weekend to go. Still, got to see my sis presumably for the last time before she gives birth. And my mam seemed chipper, despite the week she's had. I dunno how she does it.
Isn't 'stotting' what antelopes do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FyM76oeSnI
Nip in before Igor.
Some women offered us back to a house party And she had the UFC on so I wasn't turning that down.
Left at 8am, walked to city centre for a bus and got breakfast at Jollys
Every day's the weekend when you're on vacation.
I was interviewed to be on TV in Japan today. I think it was for one of those 'idiots on the street' segments, so the Japanese Jimmy Fallon will be lolling at me mistaking a back-scratcher for a stirring spoon. Broadcasting January 1st.
Something about the trump youth probably.
You're lucky you didn't end up having to eat a can of dog food out of a schoolgirl's anus.
I've to go to Mass twice this weekend and worse again, I've to go to a musical tomorrow :(
Got shit all planned. Writing my APR tonight because I can't concentrate on it at work :moop: and off to see my mate Edith tomorrow.
I've got quite a bit of acid lying around, so I've just done some. I've only ever done it with mates before, but I've heard that you get the most out of it by doing it alone. Only one way to find out, I guess.
I was going to say I wouldn't do acid at my mum's, but if you could get it in Jersey I'm sure it would happen at some stage.
My mates are having a party tonight in London with some band playing that are supposedly quite big (for 'punk'/London). I know that if I go up I'll regret it tomorrow evening/Monday, so at the moment just enjoying Ben Klock b2b Marcel Dettmann.
Listen to DSoTM.
Good shout. The new Tribe album really came to life this afternoon as well. Other than that, its been a bit too mild for my liking.
Take anoher tab and watch Samsara.
Samsara :cool:
Isn't acid meant to be really hard to get in the UK? I was looking into getting some a year or so ago and was told that it was really bloody difficult to get hold of. It's the one drug I still want to try, even if only once.
I'd adapted to the LSD too much to get into Samsara. Ended up watching the rugby. One thing about acid is that it does go on a bit too long. Your body figures out how to deal with it about four hours in and after that you're kinda in a phase where you can't do normal stuff but you can't do trippy stuff.
Get it off the dark web, Hammer. Just use the name of somebody you still get post for.
Yeah shrooms are besser, don't last as long. The second half of an acid trip is just an annoying "wait it out" game
I had 2 tabs and it was my first time. It was the most amazing trip ever and it lasted for about 8 hours. Even now, 8 years on I can still physically 'see' Any Colour You Like every time I hear it.
Also we made an outstanding vegetable lasagne, 4 portions all to freeze apart from one for me tonight because she was going to a wedding with a friend. So not only did I pick the dumb bint up, she only brought a fucking tin of tomato soup for her dinner(!) so the wife offered her my lasagne in the fridge. That meant I had to stick my frozen one in the oven whilst I dropped them off (including a visit to the bloody bank and her home to drop her stuff off) so in the end it took 1.5hrs. My Lasagne was cremated (but still good). Fuck.
Also I thought it was lasagna.
I use Tor to browse and then Kleopatra to send the address encrypted. AlphaBay is the site I use atm. You can dispute transactions if they don't go through on AlphaBay, so you can get some or all of your money back, but as a new customer they might side with the seller. I'd say I've had a 80%-90% hit rate of getting stuff through, but its worth it since its cheaper and better quality than your average dealer will sell.
Yeah, I went to the shop and realised in the queue that my pupils were bigger than my head. Good laugh, though. One thing I've taken from today is the realisation that acid could work on a night out as long as it was around 150ug-200ug. I agree shrooms are better, though. Much fluffier.
Lol @ p2p over Tor. I tried it once.
Lads, just settle for youtube equivalents with adverts every two minutes.