They're shit at it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pleb
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They're shit at it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pleb
If only not being shit at it was a requirement for the job.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
I always thought of it being something in between an O and an A soundwise.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
This is really bad.
I'm hoping for at least a Ronaldo 1-0 tonight.
First half was decent but this has descended into shit.
I don't like to listen to women talk about sports. I'd rather listen to a player who has played in the (Men's!) World Cup before or something, personally.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pleb
This second half has been woeful.
The TV has MAR though and it's spelt Morocco. Or is the official fees using Russian spellings?Quote:
Originally Posted by Adramelch
Wikipedia says in French the country is called "Maroc" so maybe that's what they prefer w/r/t a non-Arabic translation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
Marruecos in Spanish.
Iran are here for goalless draws, as at every World Cup, really not sure why.
At least the shit Concacaf teams tend to have tall lumps for set pieces.
Just got in from work. Has the rest of this game been as shit as the last 5 minutes suggests?
Yes.
Maroko in Polish.
No, the first half was alright bar some shoddy finishing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
So "Morocco" is the only translation that uses "Mo-". English language :drool:
Man doesn't even know where he is and they're banging his head around smacking him trying to wake him up lmfao
Oh my.
http://www.101languages.net/countrie...her-languages/Quote:
Originally Posted by bruhnaldo
Swahili too apparently.
Ooooh and Swahili :drool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
Why the fuck did I read that as "Swedish" the first 17 times I read Mahow's post. What an idiot.
Because it did say that. I thought my edit was quicker.
The 3 games so far a reminder of the desperate need for a World Cup Arab quota.
Loads of pundits have experience at the highest level and are thick and uninteresting.Quote:
Originally Posted by bruhnaldo
Not that I am specifically defending any particular female football commentators but anybody convincing themselves that the lack of a functioning penis means you can't be as interesting or entertaining as, say, Thierry Henry is fooling only themselves.
Unless of course you actually think a Redknapp-esque figure describing a man kicking a ball counts as professional insight, in which case fair play I guess. It'd make my viewing of the coverage less grim if I agreed.
Lmao I thought I was going crazy @Mahow
My bets in this game are £5 on the draw, 0-0 and under 1.5 goals.
Bar something mental I've done well.
Are Morocco normally this bad Jimmy?
I haven't paid enough attention to care for that match.
They are quite good but they're playing against the most negative nation in the competition and they don't have the sort of quality to unlock that.
This is unbearable.
Nah of course, I just would rather listen to men talk about men's sport. I can't help this fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
There's plenty of interesting women I'd rather listen to than plenty of other idiotic men. Hell, I'd rather listen to Susan Boyle on sport commentary than say, Alexi Lalas (American dipshit pundit whose claim to fame was playing a year in Serie A as an American) whose voice and "hot takes" grate my nerves to no end.
The woman on commentary hasn't been bad or anything at this point I will say again.
Why are they feigning injury for the 0-0? Is Queiroz just on a clean sheet bonus? They have to win this to have any chance.
Thierry Henry is a fantastic pundit tbf
That shot. :lol:
First half was quite open. I've just woken up which suggests the second half was quite dull. Opted for decaf coffee at half timed clearly an error.
Six minutes added time :D
These horns are horrendous.
Vuvuzuelas forever :drool:
This game would have been better if there wasn't this fucking vuvuzela drone going on all the fucking time
Queiroz forever :drool:
:harold:
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss gimme my money babyyyy :drool:
Fucking hell :D
Ffs, I had a tenner on Morocco. Useless.
Perfect end to that shitshow.
lol, the no 0-0s dream somehow lives on.
Sure Spain and Portugal will bosh it tonight.
:hail:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
Surely he will throw the game against Portugal? He must owe Jorge Mendes too many favours. Or is it Jorge Mendes that owes him favours?
I can see Portugal turning over Spain here.
Ronaldo and Andre Silva in a 2 or even 3 goal win.
Spain looked fucking miserable at the lineups. This will be a group stage exit.
And as if on cue :drool: