A new football thread, for fuck's sake

Using the same one since the 2nd? Shambolic scenes.

Friday
Championship
19:45 - Sheffield Wednesday vs Middlesbrough (Sky)


Saturday
Premier League
12:30 - Chelsea vs Manchester United (Sky)
15:00 - Bournemouth vs Southampton
15:00 - Cardiff City vs Fulham
15:00 - Manchester City vs Burnley
15:00 - Newcastle United vs Brighton & Hove Albion
15:00 - West Ham United vs Tottenham Hotspur
15:00 - Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Watford
17:30 - Huddersfield Town vs Liverpool (BT)

Sunday
Premier League
16:00 - Everton vs Crystal Palace (Sky)

Monday
Premier League
20:00 - Arsenal vs. Leicester City

Blackburn/Leeds is on the Sky Red button tomorrow lunchtime, there's football from various places around the world at numerous different times that you can find on https://www.live-footballontv.com/ if you're desparate to know where you can watch Holsten Kiel vs Cologne or some Chinese football or whatever.

And something called "Eleven Sports" which I am genuinely just now hearing of for the first time has Spanish football including Barcamate against Seville on Saturday evening.

Just another victim for Wolves. 3-0.

My most local game away at Cardiff tomorrow. We really need to win, anything less would be a massive disappointment. A clean sheet would be nice too - 21 goals conceded in 8 is pretty awful.

Chelsea v United is MASSIVE for us. I can see us getting smashed 4-0 again.

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Fucking hell.

No doubt Huddersfield will put on a masterclass.

Christensen the latest to play up. This Jorginho obsession is going to cost us severely in the long run.

Chelseas heavily favourites tomorrow :eyemouth:

Mourinho out in full swing please.

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Christensen the latest to play up. This Jorginho obsession is going to cost us severely in the long run.

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How does that effect Christensen?

I'm at Dundee United tomorrow. @Waffdon

Scenes.

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They missed a MASSIVE trick there not including 'we stand against the immediacy of modern life'. Ed Woodward would have had the keys to that football hotel by the close of the working day.

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How does that effect Christensen?

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Balance

Love that new gear from united. Getting a pair of strides for myself and wife.

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Love that new gear from united. Getting a pair of strides for myself and wife.

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:D They’re so bad.

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I'm at Dundee United tomorrow. @Waffdon

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I’m in a student flat on Perth Rd dying. Would appreciate a Butties x

Filth.

I’m meant to be going and meeting folk off the train in an hour but I honestly can’t think of anything worse right now

Smalling and Lindelof up against Morata. The unstoppable force meets the immovable object.

That probably makes sense in that they are the least clumsy cunts available, so, whilst they still won't get near him, they at least won't injure themselves chasing Eden Hazard around.

Real Madrid down 0-1 to Levante.

2-0.

Real Madrid will be coming in for Jose soon.

Lopetegui is so getting sacked today

Why are people not getting booked for deliberate fouls? Is there an unofficial first 15 minutes amnesty in big games?

Gateshead 1-0 up inside 4 minutes. Make that 2-0 in 15. Have Gazza on suicide watch. I mean, more than usual.

Poggers losing his man like that is so narrative-tastic I can barely contain myself.

I feel like I've already seen everything this game will offer.

Pogba trying to push the blame on to Lindelof when it was clearly his mistake is toxic.

I'm starting to fall for Sarri's bus driver chic. Much better than Pep and his fucking Remain turtle necks.

You’ll be all over Jorginho soon enough as well.

I cant watch the Man Utd game but Man Utd players better have been wearing that denim clothing line when they stepped off the bus at The Bridge.

I can do without hearing 'Sarriball' all year, but the fact he's changed their style of play so much in three months shows Mourinho up a bit.

Marcus Rashford is a younger Danny Welbeck.

Who’s the tit lying on the floor?

Jorginho has a nice chip pass on him but he is a chocolate teapot going the other way.

Morata, what a joke of a footballer.

Madrid managed to pull one back which was their first goal in over 8 hours of football (they last scored against Espanyol in late September) but still lost 2-1.

Martial :wub:

David Luiz remains a fucking liability. Get Christensen back in.

Superb finish. I thought he'd fucked it with his first touch.

Pogba may have been much maligned for the goal but he has completely smashed through us in midfield in the second half. Kanté off in his irrelevant position is powerless to stop it, and as soon as the possession turns over, with Kovacic ahead of the ball, Jorginho is hopelessly exposed.

We have the right personnel in the team but Jorginho needs to be much further forward and Kanté needs to be back where he belongs. You can't play with a deep-lying wankquartista in the Premier League, it just doesn't work.

Giroud has 5 in 27 for us and Morata has 18 in 60. Both have the composure of a melon. It's a sorry state of affairs.

Obviously.

Lol at Mourinho going after Sarri.

Took the dog for a walk didn't I. :moop:

lol at getting that wound up by a chain smoking smurf.

Wait. Never mind.

Oh it wasn't Sarri just some nonce.

Proper seethe from Jose though.

How, as Man Utd manager, can you get drawn into a fight by some backroom dweeb celebrating a goal in front of you?

Lol turned it off on 94th min.