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If only there was some way to talk things through and clarify misunderstandings. Bear in mind until your contract is changed then you're doing the job you were hired to do...Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Why don't you have some alpha/beta deployment pipeline sorted to ensure that the change is tested in dev beforehand?Quote:
Originally Posted by SvN
That's terrific.Quote:
Originally Posted by niko_cee
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Originally Posted by Baz
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I've had a good week this week. I've managed to try my hand at a few new things and the current acting head chef is pretty decent in putting up with my mistakes which has stopped me flapping from time to time.
I really wish I continued writing about it all to be honest. It's fascinating at times watching how others work. I find the 'calmer' chefs more to my liking. 9-12 will always be the most important time of the day. No more will I think I can make something to order without seeking confirmation either. :moop:
We do, and it was meant to be. But when it came to pushing the change live, it was delegated to someone who has never done it before for some reason, and he had no idea what he was doing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raoul Duke
Have that tooth crushing phone call about my PERSONAL TERMS later today. Tears.
I hope you didn't spend your 100% raise already.
LOL this is ridiculous. Keeping a good basic was a no goer which is disappointing, but I'll be keeping my basic and commission until there's a big overlap then it;ll begin to reduce. I however will be in a good bargaining position because I can argue I do what I do and also do what they wanted me to do, therefore proving I'm more valuable.
There's no limit on commission either.
There's a target of X amount of new customers, and this is a multiplier to see if you get 100% (or less/more) of the kickers if you come under or go over that.
I'm unclear from reading that, but does that mean your take-home will at least stay the same?
Yes, until there's a crossover where my commission is consistently greater than the reduction in wage.Quote:
Originally Posted by SvN
Unfortunately my time, definitely for the next 6 months, won't be 100% spent on selling, which is frustrating because the entire sales team does fuck all else.
So not a total disaster then, but not the massive payrise you were expecting. Could be worse. If I were you, I'd seriously start looking at other jobs.
I was rooting for you Magic.
So when your commission is consistently greater than the potential reduction in your wage, they'll reduce your wage? That sounds like a bad deal.
"Oh you're performing well? Congratulations, have a pay cut as a reward."
Yeah, absolutely fuck that.
This is it, and I think it's open for discussion at that point when I can prove I can do both the technical piece and the sales piece. Hard to justify at the moment because I haven't sold anything and it could be a disaster.Quote:
Originally Posted by SvN
I'd even take a commission reduction to keep my basic.
Are there many other opportunities in your field in your area? Because I would be seriously looking elsewhere. Sounds like an absolute shitshow.
@SvN, you have PM.
No. It was strange to hear 'you have the full backing of the board and me and the old man (owner and MD) think it's the best idea we've never had'...but lol 25k.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
As I said, I think once I can prove I can do it I'll be in a better position. That also said, if I'm bringing in 70k will I care?
That said, I did say I will double my wage in a year, if it drops then it's easier. :eyemouth:
Not sure I like the idea of losing an engineer to a salesperson. Sort it out.
At least you're not going into accounting.
Leave it to a Scotsman to sell a pay cut as a reward. Outstanding.
I got a promotion yesterday which means a pay rise of about 10%. I mean I'm still not exactly raking it in but a lot of the stuff I'll be doing is stuff I've been doing anyway so it's nice to get some more for it
Pay cuts are where it's at mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
They clearly don't value me highly enough for that.
Had my interview today (fucked off the one on Wednesday) and it went well. The interviewer wanted me to meet someone today but he was in a meeting so chances are I will have to go back for another one. Annoying to say the least, with their current gaff an hour and a half drive away.
GPDR is doing my nut.
I love sending off things to our copy editor and getting back design ideas. Stay in your lane fuck boy. Correct the typos and get back in your box.
We did some logo concepts for a client we have on retainer a few weeks ago. We sent them over as a PDF presentation and he said he liked the one on the cover. There wasn't one on the cover, so I was a bit confused, and asked if he meant the first one.
No, he literally meant the company named spelled out in a font on the title page.
:D how much is that costing them?
They pay us £3k per month so it just comes out of that.
‘Kin ‘ell
I hope it was Comic Sans.
2nd interview tomorrow at 2pm. Another 4 hour round trip. /o\
Sweet. You can get two practice runs in.
Are you going to do a 4 hour round trip every day if you get it?
They’re moving 45 minutes from me next month, but they’re conducting the interviews from their current office.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
That's better than the interviews I had with Tesco Bank that were conducted in a hotel because their office wasn't finished.
One of our marketing team told me the other day that rounded corners were "better".Quote:
Originally Posted by SvN
They same guy also asked me to get our devs to make a fresh deployment because we had hyperlinked too much of a sentence. I literally just sent this back as my reply.
Marketing people are cunts but if done well it's invaluable.
You should write a book with pearls like that, m8.
#thoughtleader
#bluesky
Rounded corners are better tbf.
Settle down pal NQ Higher and you're suddenly the next Tim Berners Lee.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Not when you need a full bleed image on a coloured background.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
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Originally Posted by Raoul Duke
Cunt. He'll be using that in Thursday's lecture to don his teacher.
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Originally Posted by Raoul Duke
Called in sick and I've spent the last half an hour watching clips of Pete Burns on celebrity big brother. What a fucking guy.
Is there anything better than when you're worried about hitting a deadline and the boss walks in and goes 'I've got an off-site meeting, can we move that to tomorrow?'
Anal.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
That's such an unexpected answer from you especially. Like it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
Got the job and pretty sure I’m going to have to turn it down. It was advertised as shifts between 8-8 but they told me today it’s actually 9-5, which leaves me hitting rush hour in both directions every day, so I’d have to leave before she got up and get home after she went to bed.
I’m not being a weekend dad, so unless they can be flexible they can stick it and my feedback will be pretty shitty. If you don’t advertise your correct working hours, how can you expect people to make an informed decision when applying.
My car is being rebranded tomorrow and was asked what time I’d like to go in so only getting there for 9, and then the [pregnant] person I’m working with has an appointment at 9:45 so not really gonna start Work will about 10:30 tomorrow. And we always call it a day at 4:30, so tomorrow’s a proper skive.
And then working on my own on Wednesday so can get home nice and early and start to get excited about the game.