Fuck Venezuela. Here's the World War you've all been waiting for.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...e-kashmir-bomb
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Fuck Venezuela. Here's the World War you've all been waiting for.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...e-kashmir-bomb
Nah, they'll destroy themselves before we ever get involved.
The replies to this are great. #WorldWar3anter
Sounds like one of the most useless air strikes of all time. Good bless the Indian air force and all who fly with them.
As someone from Bolton this creased me over laughing hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Baz
First use of conventional airpower by one nuclear-armed power against another nuclear-armed power’s territory.
But I guess "use" is generous.
With any luck India will nuke them.
And get 200 million Muslim refugees on the border, great idea.
They could thin those numbers out a bit in the initial strikes.
Pakistan is the absolute worst country in the world. Gotta go Team India on this one
If I give it to the Pakistanis a bit more often mokkers do you think we can be mates?
There's nothing worse than a srs bizness nationalistic Indian. They're like Israelis without the self-awareness. Team Pakistan all the way. Pakistan twitter has a quality sense of humour as well, going on today about all their martyred trees needing to be avenged.
I reckon India will be, on average, the favoured nation but I wonder how much of it comes down to Hinduism feeling like the friendlier religion? They have an elephant guy who seems cool, the armsy lady looks like she'd be a laugh etc. They have a much better image than Pakistan/Islam which is all NO PICTURES OR FUN.
You appeared in one of my dreams last night actually, it was like a voiceover in some true crime documentary where they were showing old polaroids of you from your youth and the commentary was just repeating "Lewis Lewis Lewis Lewis". You looked vaguely like my father in the 1980s. So you get the W for somehow infiltrating my memory banks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
I had no idea Pakistan had 200 million people. It's pretty difficult to conceive of how many people live in that part of the world.
Poor bastards.
Literally.
They can't all be illegitimate.
Bangladesh has about that many and it’s the size of IowaQuote:
Originally Posted by Spoonsky
Poor bastards.
sometimes literally.
Imagine what an [even more] unimaginably shit country it would all be had it remained unified on British India lines, with the best part of two billion people who all hate each other. They moan like fuck about partition, but it was the bargain of the century.
This opinion won't get me very far in polite circles (although with my DEGREE in Afro-Asian politics I have some sort of claim to be able to air it), but post-colonialism just seems to be the 21st century elites taking credit for any good things that happen in their countries while blaming anything bad that happens on the actions of white people between 100 and 200 years ago (or sometimes on white people today).
It's not a very intellectually robust position, but it seems to be widely accepted by pretty much everyone.
When it comes to India the whinger historians seem to fall between pinning everything on us and claiming we never really had much influence anyway because we barely dealt with any actual Indians.
That's pretty rich considering you lot fucking slaughtered them all with your smallpox and muskets.
Brown Indians mate. Not red ones.
:flirt:
Erm . . .
:uhoh:
#teampakistan
Neither of them has bombed or shot down anything. They're just saying they have for their war-ravenous public.
Idk man I was on twitter this morning and one of the trending topics was the pilot's name and they had footage of him all bloody and another video apparently being interrogated by oppo forces :shrug: