Apprentice 2019: Can blind people be just as smug?
The Apprentice 2019
Episode 1 air date: Wednesday 2nd of October
Hosts: Sugar & Co, and Tom Allen on You're Fired.
The Dickheads: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/pro...the-candidates
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Top Quotes:
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Originally Posted by Dean Ahmad
I’ve definitely got the gift of the gab, I can persuade anyone to do anything.
Soon to be seen getting nobody to do anything without a row.
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Originally Posted by Description of Lewis Ellis
A self-proclaimed “maverick” who doesn’t like to follow the rules
Read: Cunt.
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Originally Posted by Lubna Farhan
I came from a council estate… I have made myself into something good and I’m on my way to becoming something great.
Will be chippy to anybody who disagrees with her and who can also enunciate because they're POSH and LOOKING DOWN ON [HER]!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shahin Hassan
I love business more than sharks love blood…I’m ruthless in my pursuit of success.
Grossly misunderstanding the emotional capabilities of sharks.
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Originally Posted by "Lottie Lion (come on)
I bring ‘class’ to everything and ensure nothing I do is half-standard or tacky.
Will have a massive blazing row with the council estate one at some point.
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Originally Posted by Ryan-Mark Parsons
I am the epitome of luxury.
Yes, that's a double-barrelled first name. Fuck off, idiot.
Task 1 - "Lord Sugar kicks off the new series with a task like no other. Sixteen candidates are sent to South Africa to set up wine and safari tours."
That first task should be a belter.
Also looking forward to Sugar repeatedly putting his foot in it with the blind guy.