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'Is that your real head?'
I'll bear that in mind should I ever match with you on Tinder.Quote:
Originally Posted by Toby
:harold:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Interests:
Correcting other peoples' mistakes.
If you didn't notice, swipe left bitches.
Bitch wife just moaned the pus off me so I fought back, she told be to stay down here for a bit which is no big deal. She went through to the kitchen and screamed so I thought I'd really upset her. Turns out she just stood on a big ass slug and it sprayed everywhere. Now she needs me, the whore.
Also had 6AM sex this morning. Scenes.
You really do sicken me sometimes, Magic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Me and girl I talked about earlier in the thread are making leaps and bounds. It's about 3 weeks and we're all over each other. Her mum is coming into town, and she asked if I wanted to see her... I said it should be up to her to decide whether I want to meet her mum. A few seconds of silence and she was like "Yeah, I want you to meet her". So I guess we're doing lunch sometime next week.
If their was some sort of rule book code for relationships i'm sure we've broken every single rule. We're moving in super speed and we've talked about how fast we're moving but we decided that if we both like each other this much and we enjoy spending time together then why shouldn't we?
Oh and I also haven't done the deed yet. So it makes it even more brilliant that we're enjoying each others company. She claims to like me so much that she doesn't want me for just sex. I've never had such severe blue balls in my life.
inb4 you lose interest after having sex with her. :baz:
I don't think so. I've got several scratches on my back and that's just been from teasing her. Could be on to a winner here :wub:
Has anyone heard from mahow in Ukraine?
He actually went there?
:face:
Then I'm missing the joke here I'm afraid? :(
I'm there right now m8.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazuuurk
Really? Did you meet the camgirl yet?
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Maz I'm amazed you know about the internet.
I don't really understand why you haven't ploughed her yet. You're both adults, right? If someone hadn't put out after a third date I'd sack it off.Quote:
Originally Posted by AE
Is this some kind of American "purity ring" gibberish? Is she a Scientologist/Mormon/Jesus freak?
If AE marries a Mormon. :cool:
I don't really, I telegraph whatever I mean to post on here to this dude who only charges like a quid per post, and then he does it for me. I would't know how to operate "the internet" .Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Yeah Maz.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazuuurk
After watching Spectre in Leicester Square, grabbing something to eat and almost slipping over in the grease lakes in Chinatown I hopped onto a flight to Kiev.
Exciting times. Can you set up a thread and live-blog the fuck out of this? Have you set up a meeting yet?
Maz, my sweet prince. :(
I took Yev's advice, I've got a Gopro attached to my forehead.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazuuurk
'How was still trying to pretend it was all a ruse last time it was mentioned.
Maz trolling is pretty amusing. :)
It isn't.
Wife's libido is through the roof recently since coming off the pill. Broadening her horizons as well in terms of what she wears in the bedroom and sending me intimate pictures. I can barely keep up.
Interesting the impact the pill has.
Share the wealth.
No, it's more like she just doesn't want this to be about sex, and honestly she has a point. Spending time with her and getting to know her before sex has made our feelings even stronger. That's not to say every time I'm with her I don't want to take her clothes off and smash her. We're both similar in the fact that our previous relationships have been pretty meaningless sex. So it's good to actually want someone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raoul Duke
God, no.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spoonsky
I'm coming to realise how unbelievably fickle I am. I seem to be infatuated with a different person every couple of weeks, and get bored once I get to know them better.
After your sexual adventures. Going on a date would probably be less exciting.
You're just afraid to open up and reveal your true self for fear of judgement.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hammer
To be honest with regards to you that's no bad thing. :baz:
But...assuming that is now well-established...why not get stuck in?Quote:
Originally Posted by AE
I'm having trouble understanding what the point of withholding from it is. Of course you're bonkers for her - blue balls will do that to a man.
I get this too. Find it difficult to stay interested in someone for more than a few weeks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hammer
Just don't give your letterman jacket to the wrong girl up on makeout ridge.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spoonsky
Sick Giggles. What a burn.
Don't you need to be sportingly inclined to get a letterman jacket?
:henn0rz:
I think it's more than fickleness. I seem to idealise someone to an extent that they can never live up to, and I'm then disappointed when I get to know them and they inevitably fall short of what I build them up as. I've never done this dating thing much before - all my relationships have just developed from close friendships - so I'm not used to just chilling out and rolling with it.
All in time mate, all in time. Point of withholding is to develop other feelings that aren't sex. I've had so much meaningless sex, that it's actually a good change for once. When we do get to that eventual point, it'll actual mean something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raoul Duke
I will also last a good 5 secs.
I have "lettered" in cross country and tennis all the times I've done them, so jog on, midget.Quote:
Originally Posted by Foe
Ahhh, that's what a letterman jacket is. Those gimpy things. I thought it had something to do with the talkshow host.
They are sort of dead as a concept though, at least here. To "letter" in a sport is purely symbolic these days.
Me and the missus looked at venues the other day for the reception and where to actually have the thing. We're hoping today to get the confirmation on that and we have to wait until November to book the church but it's absolutely superb - https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped..._estrela_1.jpg
When should we be expecting our invites?
Wait, you have to 'earn' those jackets? I thought you just bought them in the bookstore or something.
Pretty sure you can just buy them, but your probably sneered at by the other band camp members.
I think to get a legitimate letterman's jacket you have to take the letter certificate you get to some wanky store and they get it for you. But I could be wrong, maybe you can just buy knockoffs.
I gave my senior jersey to my ex girlfriend. Oh how I wish I didn't :(
:harold:
Rookie mistake to give something you actually care about to a girlfriend.