I keep thinking of his mum asking if he was asphixy-wanking and laughing. This is going to keep me chuckling for weeks when I remember.
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I keep thinking of his mum asking if he was asphixy-wanking and laughing. This is going to keep me chuckling for weeks when I remember.
Was that outside Khans that happened?Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
Yes. Haven't spent a penny since the way those animals behaved.
Self righteous pricks are always dossing about there once The Fort/Anchor closes.
Have you been to the 172 Caird, DCA or Beer Kitchen in and around the Perth Road, MJ? My word. Never again.
DCA aye. Full of wanky cunts. Never even heard of the other two?
Kitchen is right beside the Dundee Rep - IPA pub full of wankers discussing what they're drinking. Caird is pretty new I think - pretentious as fuck and far too classy for us two I imagine.
Ever been out in Dunfermline?
Don't associate with folk with webfeet, so naw.
It's pretty grim. My mates wife is from there.
Only reason I asked is cos I couldn't figure out if the club called Life was a gaybar.
Dunfermline is absolutely dreadful.
Where isn't in Fife other than St Andrews? Even then, that's full of utter cunts.
Exactly. It's a truly awful place.
I got a free pint of milk in a pub earlier because they were intimidated by me or something. On the other hand, I broke the Northern record by spending £4.50(!) on a Peroni, so using Liverpool accounting I got ripped off on a two quid glass of milk.
You bought a Peroni?
Cheap for a Peroni that.
Jesus it's not even that expensive here (€5/£3.90).
Witness statement. :moop:
There's a building near where I live called 'Lewis' Milk', that apparently sells milk...always amuses me. Although what it's doing in Zone 2 of London I've no idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
For my friend. I think £3.50 was the previous record here. Norwich was all over the place, and I'm still paying off that Floyd/Luca meet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Get a picture. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Raoul Duke
Ah. I thought maybe unemployment had driven you to drinking.
Pint of peroni is one of the most expensive drinks around.
That's the truth. Just get one of the barrel special beers like a Doom and laugh at the extra £1.50 you have in your pocket.
Went to a whisky bar last night and, after reading a review on trip advisor, asked the bar man if they had any wheat beer. He came back with a bottle of Staropramen. :sick: I ended up with a £6 glass of Japanese whisky that was minging. Nicer than Staropramen though.
Also the taxi situation is a joke in Liverpool. It's literally just swathes of people sitting on the steps near the bombed out church, while one elected person from each party tries to blag their way into stealing someone else's prebooked taxi. If a town like Warrington can have a really successful two queue system for taxis, why can't Liverpool at least try to organise their taxi pickups a little bit?
Can you not just flag one on the street or use Hailo?
Taxis back were always the worst part of Liverpool nights out. Well, usually. Pretty sure I waited over an hour for a fucking delta once.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
Don't they have Uber there now? Even Belfast has Uber.
They do. Me and some friends used it when I went back recently and it was a million times easier than the horror show Baz describes.
Drinking a two pint bottle of 8% Westons that cost 1.58 or something from Aldi. :drool:
Went on some birthday pub crawl yesterday, 12 pubs in 12 hours. I cheated by starting at pub number 4 at 3pm. Lots of people had lost their minds by midnight, and the night culminated in two brothers having a scrap and one of them practically pissing blood out of their nose. I was on the verge of some possible sexy time fun with a friend of a friend until said mutual friend insisted they went home because another person I know was sending weird text messages hinting at self harm after he acted like a twat in a pub, got kicked out and had a massive hissy fit.
That cunt needs a slap. Or just left to his own devices.
Seriously tempted to put "I was the collision" as one of the answers on this thing.
Want a meeting for a pint?Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
is that where some random jobber turns up to taxi you about, straight after finishing his late shift and the co-op? Not for me, that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Wouldn't be going for that either, dodgy as fuck. I thought Hailo was live in the UK though? It's like Uber but with real taxis.
Maybe I've misunderstood Uber so don't take my description as golden.
Either way I texted to say I was going for a taxi at 1:27 and then sent one to say I was in a taxi at 2:32. Maybe I should have tried Uber. :moop:
Pathetic as fuck I have to get home and online shop. Please remember I am a family man iirc. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Waffdon
Seeing hundreds of Americans scrambling around for hours trying to find a parking spot to attend Earth Day was pretty lol.
Uber is great, it's fast and cheap. The only qualms one could have are on labor terms (taxi drivers seethe about it all the time). It creeps me out (the Luddite part of me) so I've only used it once to get to the Boston airport but it was very useful then.
I feel like you're avoiding my fat arse, sirrrrrQuote:
Originally Posted by Magic
I can fully understand that, probably why I've got no fucking mates.
You've got the most posts here, though, so...
Unless you really need it. Then it becomes expensive as fuck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spoonsky
Can't say I've followed the whole Ubermania closely, but the labor terms seem enough of a 'qualm.'
If you don't use uber you're a mug.
Taxis are so insanely inefficient and monopolistic, I don't feel bad at all that they are being driven out of business. Uber has its issues too but it's definitely a lot better. In SF they're making Uber and Lyft drivers get licenses, which I suppose makes sense but it's gonna kill a huge portion of the business there.
I've just remembered I've the Census form to fill out tonight :(
If you don't have your own car you're a mug.
Owning a car in London? You may as well set your money on fire.
Living in London? You may as well set your money on fire.
Just looked at my jacket, it is covered in mud. Took me a few seconds to remember it was because I was jumping back first into hedges as I walked home last night, telling my mate I was fosbury flopping. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Seek professional help. Smiffy might know some people. I'm sleeping better now and but my back still knackers on a morning. Just hoping this doesn't wind up chronic.