So this has happened:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFm3DwPtEGI
(Info, including proper video.)
It's also on Spotify.
The lyrics. :sick:
Anyway.
I've decided that this Christmas, my favourite Christmas song is that one from Home Alone 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1uJPGRfO5Y
Proper under-appreciated Christmas banger.
Happy November 22nd, lads.