Open or Closed Underwear?

So I bought some boxers online after I went in the town and purchased them directly at the counter. I didnt realise they sent me the wrong ones that did not have any type of opening at the front. I found out the hard way when I needed a piss and I couldnt find the opening. I thought I had them on the wrong way around. After I took them off when I got back home, they didnt have an opening in the front at all. They come like Mr Bean underpants. Im not used to pulling my boxers down at the front. I poke him through the whole at the front. I didnt even know boxers where made without an opening for your wood. There is always a debate between boxers and breifs but now, there is really a market for closed underwear.

Am I alone on this?

I think you are, yeah (?1).

I just pull them down myself. Though for whatever reason, I do prefer it if there is that hole at the front, but couldn't tell you why as I don't "use" it. Seems a tad more comfortable, somehow.

You pull your dick through the hole? Have you just grown out of pulling them down to your ankles?

I don't think I've ever used the hole at the front.

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Originally Posted by phonics

You pull your dick through the hole? Have you just grown out of pulling them down to your ankles?

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Yeah I do. Ive never pulled them down to my ankle. What kind of weirdo are you? Is that a Swiss thing?

Don't need or want a hole in the front. Just pull the front of the waist under your flute and piss away.

I don't care if they have a hole or not, but I don't use the hole if it is there.

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Originally Posted by Spikey M

I don't care if they have a hole or not, but I don't use the hole if it is there.

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Are you still talking about boxers?

I just pull them down.

I don't mind them having an opening, but I don't use it.

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Originally Posted by Shindig

I just pull them down.

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All the way or just enough?

Just enough. Unless Sincere needs an opening at the front to shit somehow.

Someone inform the girl with the bald tyres.

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Originally Posted by Adamski

Are you still talking about boxers?

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Gymnasts.

I’ve never used the opening and don’t mind if it’s there or not. As long as they’re tight and not baggy boxers I’m good.

I use the hole at work when i have my shirt tucked in and all that jazz as I don't undo the top button and just roll the zipper down and poke through

Feels good, man.

The hole is for perverts.

Using the hole seems more time consuming?

I always assumed the hole was for ventilation rather than a soft brexit.

I just had a Soft Brexit. No idea what I've eaten but if I'd had my boxers on back to front I could have gone through the button hole.

Looks like im alone in this.

So when you pull your boxers down, do you need to un-buckle your belt and your jeans button beforehand or just forcefully pull it all down?

No. Trousers have zips. Have you not noticed?

Oh yeah yeah. I see what you mean.

So you don't undo the button but still don't go through the boxer hole.... even though you go through the new pants hole you made by not undoing the button?

Tf

U wot?

Just drop trousers, kacks, and all at the urinal.

Fully undress and piss naked, it's the only way.