You stormed into the empty office complex and smeared the word DOOM on every workstation in apricot jam. Don't deny it.
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You stormed into the empty office complex and smeared the word DOOM on every workstation in apricot jam. Don't deny it.
You've got me.
I mean, it was in blood, but let's go with jam.
You said that you've been having meetings at work and that's the conclusion you came to off the back of them.
Yeah, cause the numbers are/were fucking grim.
The government has since stepped in and given everyone free money I should add.
Maybe I need to be clearer, but if that was the conclusion I came to from the meetings (rather than the numbers) wouldn't that be because others were predicting doom?
The nature of a vocal list means there will be a far greater variation in quality. I'd generally read even the most half arsed written list in full, but while I've listened to and enjoyed Floyd's in its entirety I got under a minute into Shindig's and am now off to make a fortune selling it as a non chemical alternative to Dignitas.
That's a shame. I said such nice things about you.
Q.e.d.
Correction: Wearside Jack on 1.75 speed.
Well id reached about half way down the list and realised id already hit 30 mins so I'll do a bit more note taking and try again, but with less 'like, er so'. At least the way i talk is, like, er, consistent with how i write. So.
Please no more audio lists.
I will live stream my list on my only fans, 50p for me to give my opinion on you, and if you collectively pay me more than a fiver in an hour i wont get my cock out.
I will do a written list.
I wanted to hear that Yorkshire (another one I'd have never pictured) accent.
PART ONE
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Written lists are better, tbh. I only did mine as a curious fart about at 11.30pm, somehow ended up getting to the bottom and thought I might as well post it.
At least you all now know that I talk like a car sitting in neutral.
Fantastic lists so far. I won't add to it as all I have are recollections of you all, stuffed violently at the back of my skull as if some repressed, traumatic experience.
Jimmy, - you have a voice designed to coax pleasure from the most stoic of ear canals.
Jeet as a sock puppet is the best metaphor i’ve heard in days
Becoming a salesman has rather taken me by surprise, I have to say. My 'let them come to you and talk as little as possible' approach could bust all those American sales theory guru books off the market.
You should record some audibooks for us, Jim.
I’ve fixed shitters, fitted lights, and made the tea in work but the one thing I will always flat out refuse to do is anything to do with sales.
It would actually make my life a lot easier if I had the neck for it but I can’t do it. Chasing PO numbers is as bad.
Just started Shinners list.
Alreet, am just ganna quickfiyah these *27 second pause*
I definitely wasn’t expecting it.
Jimmy didn't breathe like a sex offender at the kiddie pool when I met him, so I'm going to assume a) he absorbed some of the finer points of Korean culture (namely, smoking like a chimney) or b) his new MD gave him the 'Rona and he's operating on 30% lung capacity. Or both, actually.
It's a great list from a top, top poster.
Edit: I am not a tall individual, this is true. There's a lovely photo circulating on THE GROUP of me and Dusty where I'm at about fellatio height.
Yes he did. Me and Amigo had a quality MSN in-joke about it.
I was probably too transfixed by the baldness to notice, etc., etc.
Vocal lists will truly finish off WDYTOE, unless people at least write the list out before recording so a) you don't waffle or pause and b) people have the option to read.
Yeah less talking and more typing.
Jimmy's list had me actually loling 2 or 3 times. Luca's entry tickled me.
Turns out me and Jim sound almost exactly the same.
I might dabble with a list. Probably best to type one out but it will take a lot longer than an audio version.
The problem with a Jimmy list (the only problem) is that as soon as you've read it/listened to it, you know that your own is going to be a shitter version of his, so what's the point? Same goes for Lewis.
Jimmy meeting Henry in the Chandos was a highlight, as I've been there a number of times. Also, his general tone and cynicism (?) should see him as a regular on the Guardian football weekly, or something. Definitely an element of Barry Glendening, as someone else mentioned.
Great stuff.
Listening to Shindig is unsurprisingly just taking me back up to Sunderland and talking to a laid back fan in the pub/ground. Only we're talking about posters, rather than how shit our players are.
This hasn’t went well.
We're only three pages in, I'm shocked we've had more than one list.
I might do it tonight watching LoTR.
Stupid Jimmy with his stupid sexy voice ruined it.