Weekend Footy 10/8-12/8

Friday 10 August 2018

Prem
20:00 Man Utd v Leicester


Saturday 11 August 2018

Prem
12:30 Newcastle v Spurs

Prem
15:00 AFC Bournemouth v Cardiff
15:00 Fulham v C Palace
15:00 Huddersfield v Chelsea
15:00 Watford v Brighton
17:30 Wolves v Everton

Championship
15:00 Aston Villa v Wigan
15:00 Blackburn v Millwall
15:00 Bolton v Bristol City
15:00 Middlesbrough v Birmingham
15:00 Norwich v West Brom
15:00 Nottm Forest v Reading
15:00 QPR v Sheff Utd
15:00 Rotherham v Ipswich
15:00 Sheff Wed v Hull
15:00 Stoke v Brentford
15:00 Swansea v Preston North End
17:30 Derby v Leeds


Sunday 12 August 2018

Prem
13:30 Liverpool v West Ham
13:30 Southampton v Burnley
16:00 Arsenal v Man City

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No Smalling, what an idiot Jose is.

It's coming home.

What a team.

'Alexis' to don them single-handedly tonight. What was all the fuss about mate?

Pogba supposedly in line to start today.

Seems mad so many of the players who were involved in the final and 3rd place play offs are back after just a two week break.

De Gea, Darmian, Lindelof, Bailly, Shaw, Fred, Pereira, Pogba, Mata, Rashford & Sanchez.

Is 'Carra' newly off the naughty step? They should have made him do a to-camera apology.

That midfield should be good.

I tried to get SkyGo to work with the Sky account back home, it wouldn't work because of an old account I created for the old Sky Player years ago off an old Sky account, so the Indian on the phone told me to tell my mother (the account holder, but I pay for it) to register the current account at a different postcode.

'I've wasted an hour on hold and talking to you to be told that?'
'I completely agree with you sir.'

I hope an elephant flattens his house.

We're on at 12:30pm? The state of that. Not even sure how the crowd will respond with the bonus thing being resolved. But he did just buy an entire chain of shops.

United look like they're wearing lederhosen.

On FIRE.

Surprised he scored with that run up.

The sound is completely fucked. Well done Sky.

Pogba’s start here :drool:

That run up :D

The sound is really pissing me off.

All the Man Utd players having their shirts tucked in is awful.

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Originally Posted by Waffdon

Pogba’s start here :drool:

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Playing for a move.

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Originally Posted by Lewis

Playing for a move.

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He actually frequents the board and wants to show up Giggles.

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Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry

He actually frequents the board and wants to show up Giggles.

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By scoring a penalty or has he done anything else?

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Originally Posted by Giggles

By scoring a penalty or has he done anything else?

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A defensive header to clear the ball from a free kick.

Bailly :drool:

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Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry

A defensive header to clear the ball from a free kick.

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How many hairstyles has he sported in the 15 minutes?

Darmian needs to be substituted and quite possibly put to sleep.

Darmian/Mata is an amazing defensive combo.

Damarai Gray is going to send Darmian to the glue factory here. He looks electric.

Leicester are by far the better side and should canter to a win here. Only Pogba saving United.

And De Gea.

James Maddison is a really lovely footballer. He scored a free kick against us during his spell with Aberdeen that would have beaten any goalkeeper you care to name.

This gonna be Kelechi's breakout season. Yung Lukaku

To be fair to Darmian, his opposite number Amartey is even worse.

Amartey is just a midfielder filling in isn't he? Darmian would call right back his position.

Fred will probably give half a dozen goals away pissing around in his own half, but he looks pretty good going the other way.

I like Martin Tyler, I really do, but the scripted puns have got to go.

Amartey predictably the weak link but I’ve been impressed. Maddison especially, so excited by him. Get Albrighton or roll the dice with Ghezzal and put Ricardo back to full back. Vardy on for 25 as well.

Every Man Utd player seems to be about half a second late in everything they do, be it hitting a shot or releasing a pass. Very frustrating to watch.

Apart from Bailly, who looks so good he might be of a different species.

Bailly is so good.

Rashford has been shit, and Mata probably takes half an hour putting his shoes on, but everyone else (Eric-fucking-Bailly) has been alright.

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Originally Posted by Lewis

Rashford has been shit, and Mata probably takes half an hour putting his shoes on, but everyone else (Eric-fucking-Bailly) has been alright.

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I've been a bit disappointed with Sanchez as well but Rashford hasn't exactly helped him.

Sorry, except Darmian, who dribbles like someone who knows he is shit.

Leicester would have scored three if it wasn't for Bailly. He's been like a seven foot Kante playing in defence.

The fat boy :cool:

A Shaw touch :sick:

Tyler needs to just fuck off.

He should have got his belly out.

Worth another Luke. :moop:

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Originally Posted by Lewis

He should have got his belly out.

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Whilst running towards a cameraman singing "belly's gonna get ya"

Saw a stat that said Vardy scored in a record amount of defeats last year. Getting in on breaking that record early.