Jim White must be working his arse off to try and make today sound interesting so far.
Well, more so than usual.
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Jim White must be working his arse off to try and make today sound interesting so far.
Well, more so than usual.
What time does it slam shut?
11pm.
EDIT: @Baz
Which unfunny man, Danny? I don't actually have it on because I don't hate myself enough.
Why do they keep wheeling this man out? He isnt funny.
Inter have just bought Darmian. Is there anyone from the Louis Van Gaal era of United not on the books? Late bid for Luke Shaw coming in?
Darren Farley.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
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Originally Posted by Spikey M
Heh.
The other one is worse. The one with the Conor McGregor impression. When Sky had him on that thankfully short-lived pub banter programme doing his voices the entire country cringed itself back twenty years.
Telles DONE.
I had no idea Bakayoko was still a Chelsea player.
This Darren Farley prick...
Smalling to Roma back on again at the last minute according to Stones, Ornstein and Romano. Italian window shuts in 30 minutes lol.
We've got Willy Willy Willy Sochaux on the wing, on the wing.
He's about as under eighteen as me.
:cab:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kikó
His names not Sochaux.
And he's a centre back :dc:
Maybe he has ITK info about a winger called Willy Sochaux.
Smalling confirmed to Roma. Here we go!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
The guy who ran the ITK subreddit just had a hissy fit and shut it down :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
Rodrigo Vilca in. He's a Peruvian who's going straight into our reserves. That's most likely our business done.
Jack Wilshere's contract cancelled by West Ham. Such a waster
Lol. What a knobhead.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
We've signed a second 18 year old right winger, this one from Uruguay, called Facundo Pellistri. Personally recommended by Diego Forlan I'm reliably informed.
Maybe we think we can make up for the lack of a quality right wide forward-minded player with quantity at the last minute.
https://i.imgur.com/F5VHvuJ.png
Sergio Romero's wife not very happy.
Strange one.
Luckhurst saying Romero was gutted after the Europa League semi snub. He deserved better.
Went to check where he came to United from and if Wikipedia is to be believed he has more appearances for Argentina than for any club he has represented. Thought that was an interesting statistic.
Edit: wiki only counts league appearances it seems.
Not like you really need him now you have Henderson. Seems a bit strange having four of you include Lee Grant for the English quota.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kikó
Exactly. Just let him go. Woodward treats players like nothing more than commodities if the Evra and Ferdinand stories are anything to go by, so not surprising.
Rumours Cavani is getting the 7 shirt :sick:
You snooze you lose 'Jadon' you fanny.
Solano's regen. :drool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
From the same suburb of Lima. He's had a word, clearly.
We'll have Romero.
He's fucking MEGA for me on FM20. Amazing winger.Quote:
Originally Posted by randomlegend
He's my new favourite United player. Step back, Harry "eighty million pounds harry maguire" Maguire.
Woodward winning the window yet again. :cool:
All this nonsense about signing a stopgap player in anticipation of getting Sancho in next year is going to be hilarious when we finish 12th and he doesn’t want to join.
I’m expecting Falcao levels of impact from Cavani, so anything more would be a win. Telles is a good signing.
Fuck knows about the others.
Van De Beek is a good signing too. Given what players are 'worth' now after one standout season, I feel like some of these 20-30m gambles on talented youngsters are worth it. The fact we go into yet another season with no outright starting quality player on the right is a disgrace though.
Didn’t Brighton buy a bag load of young prospects?
Also, Choupo-Moting's agent is a magician.
From a relegated stoke to PSG and now to Bayern Munich.
Danny Welbeck had a cheap release clause in his contract, and yet again they have overlooked him.
This Chiesa to Juve deal has Buffon being teammates with both him and his father. Has that happened before? I suspect it must have (particularly if not requiring them to have played together) but my brain is not on tonight.
Tonight? :henn0rz:
I'm fragile mate, show mercy.
This unaccompanied migrant they have signed from Atalanta is five eight and has played an hour of first team football. How much?
Ł37.2m.
Fucking hell. I must nearly be worth half a million at this stage.
The Rahphina to Leeds deal seems very strange after reading what a Rennes fan said about it on reddit;
This transfer is a f*cking disgrace.
A promising player (23 y.o.), undeniable starter best forward of the past 10 months, with 4 years of contract left essential for our upcoming UCL campaign, when we only have 1 other RW in the squad ... and our board find a way to sell him for cheaper than we bought him.
Beyond stupid.
It's 21m euros up front with 20m in add-ons, of which half will be ridiculous shit like winning a Balon d'Or.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry