Is on tonight at 8pm.
We've gone from an autistic opening post from that Dutch fella, to a betting inspired post from James to this...
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Is on tonight at 8pm.
We've gone from an autistic opening post from that Dutch fella, to a betting inspired post from James to this...
Just us tonight then I guess :gay:
I'm working :moop:
They moved this to a Saturday now haven't they? :nono:
I'm only here for Kiko's annual 'My lovely Horse' post.
Where's Utotri? :(
The Dutch guy pisses it tonight.
Australia to win Eurovision in the Middle East.
wait why is this in Isreal? is Isreal apart of Europe this week?
They won the last one with some fat lass/lad/thing singing and pretending to be a chicken.
It was shit and should not have won.
This intro, fuck me.
If Australia win this do we have to host it or might they blight someone else with the job?
Not sure if it's worth betting based on Dino's word for very little return.
Decent enough first song. Not going to win, but no doubt far from the worst we'll hear tonight.
I really liked that :uhoh:
bets:
Spain top 10 @4+
Iceland top 5 @3+
Russia top 4 @4+
Iceland televote winner @15
Australia televote winner @4
I'm fairly balls deep on Holland to win it though.
This isn't too bad but incredibly forgettable.
Denmark last place at 50 is worth a few bob too.
Germany will probably be last.
First stinker.
Quite liked Malta and their Culture Club thing.
Why have Czechia got some Kooks tribute act singing about statutory rape/child abuse for them?
Albania donning it so far. Czech with the fake drummer can fuck off. Scum.
All a bit meh so far.
Think I'll go back to some B.B King, fuck this shit.
I haven't seen Jean Paul-Gaultier since Eurotrash.
Was going to say the same, it's been a while.
I think this is my least favourite entry thus far.
Up above the streets and houses Denmark's climbing high!
Jesus that was bad, will probably win.
This guy is incredibly creepy.
San Marino take over as favourites. Denmark had enough Lilly Allen about them to not come last.
The San Marino Leonard Cohen.
Backing singers doing all the work for Infantino here.
Was hoping for an Urge Overkill (Neil Diamond) cover there, even though I know that's not possible.
Just learnt about Macedonia's name change for the first time. Eurovision is so good.
9 songs in, I'm not impressed.
Not a fan of Ozil's daughter.
Can feel myself aging listening to these Instagram twats.
This is not fabulous. Seems like she's trying not to fall apart
Cyprus rocking it. This is the best in years.
Madonna representing Cyprus then?
My favourite so far along with Malta.
Stuck a fiver on Cyprus without The Netherlands. 100/1.
Please don't let that Netherlands one be the winner.
Isn't this a Jess Glynne song?
Zionism at its worst.
That was terrible.
The Baldie :D
Loving this Norway song.
Well at least it's nice to know that we're not trying to win.
Prepare yourselves for the best Eurovision entry of all time.
Norway were decent. Good mix of A-ha and Frozen going on there.
First time I've heard our effort, Bilge, but no worse than the Dutch favourite.
He's just become even creepier by saying he's a dentist.
Those are some special outfits.
It's if Cradle of Filth discovered an old Kraftwerk CD. I love it.
They should have put this on right after Denmark's TWEE affair.
That was very good, but sadly it won't win. About thirty years ahead of it's time.
That Icelandic entry was phenomenal.
Loving the early 90s graphics.
That ballet dancer is HUGE.
We're a bit behind the telly but good lord that Icelandic entry :cool:
Ours was solid, but it doesn't really matter what we send over we'll still finish bottom five because everyone hates us.
She's a bit lovely.
Italy let a chav on stage.
Dino, are you bricking it yet? The Dutch entry was dreadful. This is going to a sub 1m population country.
I liked the Dutch entry but it's not one that would usually do well here.
Swiss could win it tbh.
Can see it going down very well.
Australia is about to go favourite though.
The fuck is going on with Australia?
What is this?
This is Eastern European levels of batshit.
Or not. Pants.
I know STAGING is huge for Eurovision but the song has to at least be half decent.
Best guess:
Netherlands
Switzerland
Italy
Russia
Sweden
Australia
Spain
Azerbaijan
Estonia
Czech Republic
Switzerland
Norway
Netherlands
Sweden
Italy
Russia
Top four there somewhere. Think Switzerland will win it
I've lobbed £10 on the Swiss.
Between Cyprus, Norway and Switzerland for me.
I quite liked Italia shaggy.
And lol at the french sending whatever that was, and having it sing in English to boot. Needs a beard if you want to win that way garcons.
My top 5 in no order are:
Malta
Swiss
Spain
Iceland
Sweden
Honorable mentions to Germany, Cyprus and Spain.
What. Is. That.
Speak of the devil.
The worst lip-syncing of all time.
This is like if Mrs Doubtfire was recast in the Fifth Element.
God I love Eurovision.
Australia :D Utterly bizarre, which is exactly what I want from Eurovision, but the song wasn't winner material.
Likely Top 5:
Switzerland
Australia
Sweden
Italy
Netherlands
'Favourite' 5:
Norway
Malta
Iceland
Err...
Australia?
I have no idea
EDIT: That Eurovision bastardisation megamix was interesting.
I hate Madonna so much.
Quavo? This is the best Eurovision in so many years.
Hahahah. What on earth is he doing here
The state of the fucking banana.
The more I see/hear Germany the more I love it/them.
Estonia is actually great too
Get Grado out with her :cool:
Holy fuck on toast this is bad.
Swiss aren't going down too well with the jury.
The chav is getting a lot of love.
How did Conchita get to London so quickly?
My mate bet on Italy because they had a Muslim singing. Looks like a decent shout currently.
We're getting slaughtered by the juries, as was to be expected.
North Macedonia kind of smashed it with the juries.
Dino, mate, how deep were you?
Romanians shitting on us...
The audience saying Greece before he announced it :D
Cyprus, and me, being robbed here.
I think Sweden might win this.
Not with the public vote they won't.
The Axis powers still going strong.
The public votes is going to fuck everything and the :drool: will be real
They shouldn't even bother going to Greece and Cyprus for the 12 point vote.
Macedonia are going to get fuck all from the public.
I have a whole £1 on Sweden at 26 from Sky Bets boost but Netherlands are 1.25 to win now lol.
3 points :lol:
UK :roflol:
Fucking lol at Germany.
Holy shit Norway.
Now this is tasty.
How does the public voting work? Are these just random numbers for points?
Telephone votes mainly.
Cheeky from Iceland.
Yes, but how are the points calculated?
Iceland repping Palestine. They've won as far as I'm concerned.
Woof.
I'm glad the Czech's got fuck all, it was horseshit.
What scenes.
I thought there were going to be some amazing scenes involving a tie when they kept saying how much Sweden needed.
:jayjay:
That was harsh on the Swedish bloke hahhahhh
When does the betting for this close? It must have been obvious that that Swedish chap could only get 100 or so points if you were looking at a list.
I imagine that, if he's alive, Utori is wanking furiously.
He better go live with a TTH sign next year.
Genuinely thought his name was Dunn Can.
TIL that North Macedonia is a country
I reckon there's a complicated mix of factors that makes us uniquely bad at this, but foremost among them must be the cult of reality talent shows and non-traditional routes into the music industry. In days gone by you'd have those tier 3 or 4 bods maybe considering Eurovision as something other than career suicide, but now they're having to scrape the barrel as anyone with a modicum of talent ends up working for SyCo in some capacity.
Yeah, they don't gain anything from it. Well, they get TV time in front of a huge television and live audience but it doesn't nothing for a career.
Watched this at a "eurovision party", completely sober and surrounded by very drunk people. Amazingly I still rather enjoyed myself, although I think Norway was ROBBED, my fave song by a mile.
My very lovely and very stereotypically homosexual mate passed out for about 15 minutes roughly 18 songs in, then when he woke up immediately staggered to the kitchen to refill his glass of prosecco. The evening definitely lived up to his billing of "gay christmas", though I did think his obsession with the Czechs was borderline dodgy.
I don't really get the adulation the Norwegian song got. I've listened to it a couple of times and I always forget what it goes like about a minute later. Like most Eurovision stuff.
Top three for me would be Italy, Iceland, Slovenia. Slovenia didn't really help themselves with that awkward performance though.
Do other countries take this seriously and send their big hitters?
Are there any rules around entrants?
I mean surely if we actually cared and could we’d send someone suitably aligned to euro pop in a cheesy enough sense, like Take That or Robbie, and romp home.
Do other countries actually have 'big hitters'?
And, as I understand it, sort of. They send people who are either popular in their own countries or popular in Europe generally, rather than the shit we send.
Other countries don't have any 'big hitters'.
It's a celebration of the European music scene and we are not part of that. We have our own music scene aligned somewhat with America.
If we put a London hip hop artist up we'd do better.
Or just enter the normal rubbish, but put them in double denim and a mullet.
Ah, I see Niko’s got that.
Is it the case though, can our European friends here confirm?
That German girl who won the other year and who GS was creeping on had a song that was number 1 in a billion countries at the time, so I imagine they are relatively much more famous. That Swedish bloke last night seemed to be well known as well.
Swedish man's song was number 1 in various countries and Italian bloke has like 80m views on YouTube or something.
'Michael Rice' is a nobody.
We've tried Blue before and they tanked, so unless we get Adele or One Direction to do it, then we are stuck finishing last.
Russia rolled out Tatu that one year.
They finished 5th and aren’t exactly anything special. Send Ed Sheeran and they’d win by the highest margin ever.
We sent the guy who made ”Sandstorm” back in the day and didn’t even make the final. Don’t think hitters come much heavier than that. I guess you just need to guess what’s the ”thing” you need that year. We won it with some monster freaks the only time we’ve won it ffs.
I seem to say this everytime someone mentions that the UK needs to do better etc iirc.
Make the winner of The X Factor/The Voice get a spot for Eurovision. Some other countries do that.
Why don't countries sing in their native language? That's super shit
English is the perfect language for pop music. It's far more developed linguistically which gives you far more options as a songwriter.
It might be my imagination but I'm sure there used to be a lot more songs sung in forrin.
Yeah, having the subtitles on for the HILARIOUS translations used to be a thing.
Now it's mostly just the French and the odd rogue nation.
Since we get everything subtitled , I can assure you that there are some real pearls there every now and again.
When it was all for national markets you could sing in foreign, but now they're all going for pan-European hits which is why they need to sing in the lingua franca.
We are just not part of that European music scene hence we do so badly.
The winner this year was a Keane b-side, and the runner up was a rap song. I'm not sure how you can claim the latter has universal appeal when it's sang in Italian by an Arab, and the people who decide the points don't speak Italian and a large proportion of them don't like brown people. It's nonsense to suggest that the UK doesn't possess the talent to write a song that can win Eurovision.
We just send awful songs. How many people watch the UK national selection tournament? Fucking nobody because it's shit. The Swedish, Norwegian, Italian competitions and others are mini eurovisions and worth watching in their own right if you like pop music.
The song they chose this year was written by the guy that wrote and performed the Swedish entry, which was probably a smart choice, but the song was an absolute turd so he probably knew what he was doing.
Damn ya'll finished LAST?! Were the last 3 remaining members of S Club not available?
Finished last, and then got docked some points to boot.