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Top 5 pizza toppings
1. Anchovies
2. Sundried tomatoes, or less ideally, cherry tomatoes
3. Pepperoni
4. Chillies, preferably chunky
5. Feta cheese
I'm not claiming that these five ingredients make the ultimate pizza, but that when on the correct pizza the listed ingredients particularly shine, or bat above their average.
I have omitted mozzarella because that goes on basically every pizza and is obviously #1.
Top 5 TTH members as voted for by TTH
1. Jimmy Floyd
2. Ian
3. Lewis
4. Giggles
5. Boydy
Original work preferred.
I've never got anchovies on pizza despite liking them in other forms.
Can't beat a pizza puttanesca. Anchovies, olives, capers, basil. Probably about a month's worth of sodium all told though.
Measuring systems
Animals
Metric
Giggles
>>>>>>>>
Mokbull
My top 5 podcasts, according to the player stats:
1. The 2Johnnies
2. Three Man Weave
3. The GAA Hour
4. Second Captains
5. Ireland Unfiltered
Top 5 European cuisines
1 Italian
2 Spanish
3 (Turkish, if classified)*
4 Greek
5 British
(*reserve: German)
Top pizza toppings:Quote:
Originally Posted by dino
1) Pineapple.
Top 5 Athletico Mince characters:
1. Jordan Henderson
2. Peter Beardsley
3. Steve McLaren
4. Mick McCarthy
5. Harry Kane
Athletico Mince top 5 segments/stories:
1. Bob's South African Tales
2. Scottish Tales
3. Gangs of the EPL
4. Kiss the Alderman
5. The quiz.
Ban the prick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave.
What is German cuisine apart from sausages and schnitzel?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Food is mostly shit from Italy and up imo.
Top 5 drinks:
1. Guinness Darkside Black IPA
2. 9 White Deer Stag Stout
3. Blacks of Kinsale KPA
4. Boyne Brewhouse Session IPA
5. O'Haras Leann Folláin Stout.
I thought he was trying to say that Turkish food could be reclassified as German to meet the 'European' criteria if Turkey wasn't allowed.
They do a nice line in various kinds of roast pork.Quote:
Originally Posted by dino
The general rule is that food is shitter the further you are from the sea.
No, if Turkey is ruled non-European then German would slide into the top five.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Like it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
Breweries:
- The Kernel
- Evil Twin
- Siren
- Lervig
- To Ol
According to my app, anyway. Seems reasonable.
This is correct.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave.
Too much of Greek and Turkish cuisine seems to be various things that have been left out in the sun too long for me to approve this list.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Top 5 Top 5 List
1) Women
2) Football players
3) Movies
4) Musicans
5) Cars
It's better to avoid meat dishes in Greece, they're pretty hopeless at them. The produce and seafood is incredible though. And the dips. Fucking hell, the dips.
Do top 5 dips.Quote:
Originally Posted by dino
Top 5 things to order at a restaurant in Greece.
1. Dakos
2. Small whitebait like fish (Gavros/Marida)
3. Courgette fritters
4. Tyrokafteri
5. Kalamari (only if fresh obvz and can still be hit and miss)
1. Tyrokafteri (this will make it to the UK soon)Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
2. Fava
3. Baked feta/Bougiourdi
4. Melitzanosalata (aubergine & cumin)
5. Taramasalata
Zidane at Real is possibly the top #5 in football.
Well, after Ronny Johnsen obviously.
I live about 20 minutes from Evil Twin's new taproom they are building. They make some great beers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
I'm sure you've heard of Mikkeller? Well that is the guy from Evil Twin's twin brother - hence the name. They don't talk to each other and created rival breweries that are both ridiculously successful: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/21/n...breweries.html
top 5 favorite songs off the top of my head right now as of this very second
1. Drake - "Money in the Grave (feat. Rick Ross)"
2. Denzel Curry - "Wish"
3. BLACKPINK - "Forever Young"
4. Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber - "I Don't Care"
5. Bad Bunny - "Otra Noche en Miami"
It's as well I don't live that close to that, I'd have no money.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
I lime Mikkeller but I didn't know that about them.
Kill This Love > Forever Young.Quote:
Originally Posted by bruhnaldo
Not a bad shout but for whatever reason I really like FY.
I've never disliked any musician ever to the extent that I dislike Ed Sheeran. What am I not getting? Why can't you move for his music?
I don't really care for Ed either but I really like the newer song.
Though idk it has a little bit of a tropical vibe to it so maybe that's why.
"Castle on the Hill" is the only other one of his songs that I care for.
Zucchini flowers. :drool: Dakos is the fucking truth as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by dino
Best food:
1. Mexican
2. Italian
3. Indian
4. Argentine
5. Spanish
Top 5 Wu-Tang tracks:
1. Triumph
2. C.R.E.A.M.
3. Gravel Pit
4. I Can't Go to Sleep
5. Method Man
Y'know I think this thread would be the perfect time for somebody to rank the seasons of The Wire, as I don't think that's ever been done.
You know what doesn't belong on a pizza? Vegan cheese. It doesn't actually fucking melt. WTF?Quote:
Originally Posted by dino
Only if you're putting the wrong vegan cheese on it. I've had a pretty good melty vegan cheese on pizza.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smjffy
Violife, I believe it is. It even says it melts on the packaging but it lies. 400 degree pizza oven says so.
TurkishQuote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Greek
English
Spanish
'Eastern European' - it's all meat, stews and good shit.
Fuck Italian. Fish is shit, Pasta is over rated and the only good Pizzas are of American invention.
Melts for me, even if that’s admittedly my last resort (Cheezly might be worse, but either way they’re both naff) and it works for most of the big chains doing vegan cheese these days.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smjffy
Top 5 supermarket hot sauces
1. Encona Ltd Ed Carolina Reaper
2. Sauce Shop Amarillo Hot
3. Nando’s Peri Peri Vusa
4. Tabasco Habanero
5. Tropical Sun Scotch Bonnet
I've not tried 2 or 3, but Frank's original is definitely #1 for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Merse
Franks Buffalo is a favourite marinade where you can give it the oven treatment and reign in some of the acidity, but I find that range a bit too vinegarry (sic) for a table sauce.
Top 5 crisps.
1. Tayto Bistro Sour Cream and Chive (RIP).
2. O'Donnell's Cheese and Onion.
3. Tayto NI/Golden Wonder Rough Cuts Cheese and Onion.
4. McCoys Flame Cheese and Onion.
5. Walkers Max Chicken Wing.
I've never gotten the huge craze over Italian, it's decent but not close to my top 5.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
Try Georgian for East Europe (could also go in Asia I guess like Turkey). Went to a Georgian place in Poland and it was the fucking tits. Class grilled meats, dumplings filled with soup and these awesome folded type pizzas.
Croatian is also top don.
Frank's chilli and lime is pretty naughty.Quote:
Originally Posted by dino
We renamed that Vile-life. From memory Cheezly was pretty decent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smjffy
You fucking what mateQuote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
You eat arse mate.
I don’t know any Spanish food besides Paella, which is fine
Italian is ok, though their pizzas are shit.
French food is default #1 just from their cheeses though. Jimmy might get a stroke, but it’s true
Top 5 Man Utd ITKs on reddit:
1) Xisimon
2) Drewing12
3) Spoofex
4) Flappykeeper
5) Kohler guy
Italian has a lot more to it than pizza and pasta. Enormous gulf from there to number two, there's so much depth and brilliance.
Cheese is their strongest area but Italy, Spain and us can all compete.Quote:
Originally Posted by mugbull
Their other stuff is just one paced shit from 1920.
I'd rather English than French. Enough good cheeses and they make better use of pastry.
Well, no, French pastries are better than English pastries
Who's talking about pastries?Quote:
Originally Posted by mugbull
Other than rubbish soft stuff what cheese do the French do well?
Careful pal if you try any harder you might burst a vessel in your brainQuote:
Originally Posted by randomlegend
Comté is great, and the sheep's cheeses from the south west. They have a greater depth of cheese than others who just have a few big hitters. Their wine is shit though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
I bet you think cheddar is a great gift to humanityQuote:
Originally Posted by Disco
How much?
One yen
655 drachma.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
I forgot about the unpasteurised stuff, someone brought some at christmas and it was superb.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
4 grasshoppers of Rhino horn.
I had French sheep's cheese tart with beetroot at the work Christmas meal last year. I would have happily fucked off both the following courses for another 5 or 6 of the glorious bastards.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Best fruits (to eat on their own):
1. Peach
2. Mango
3. Watermelon
4. Pear
5. Strawberry
PineappleQuote:
Originally Posted by mugbull
Watermelon
Raspberry
Pear
Strawberry
Pears would be top tier (none are in that tier for me as I'm not a huge fan of fruits) it they didn't feel so gritty.
I don't have any aneurysms I've had my brain MRId.Quote:
Originally Posted by bruhnaldo
Pears drop off really fast. The top 10% of pears are fucking amazing, the bottom 30% are basically inedible. Similar story with pineapples. Whereas stuff like apples, strawberries are still fine even if you get a bottom 30 oneQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
Mahow is right about Georgian cuisine. Chakhokhbili. :drool:
Top 5 words
Chakhokhbili
Lackadaisical
Rasclaat
Bumbaclaat
Giggles
Cereal
1. Crunchy nut corn flakes
2. Weetabix
3. Ricicles (RIP)
4. Frosties
5. Fruit and Fibre
1) Oranges
2) Mango
3) Starfruit
4) Kiwi
5) Grapefruit
@Lewis needs to do a top 5 TTH moments.
1. Croissant
2. Quesito
3. Empanada
4. Strudel
5. Turnover
There is too much to choose from (I can't choose between my awards). I'll do Wedge on TR.
1. That time Mark signed up to argue with him and emerged a broken man, finished off by being told he would have been gassed twice, once for being a Jew, and then again for being a retard.
2. That time he EXPOSED Ledley as being TRIGGERED by anyone saying 'Planet of the Apes' or 'swimming pool', and revealing (EXCLUSIVELY) that he used to spend every dinner break at school walking to and from McDonald's on his own.
3. That time he EXPOSED DM for erecting (arf) a fence because he got a boner perving on his neighbour and his wife wasn't impressed.
4. That time he EXPOSED a secret forum where 'Daws', Mellin, manc sean (posting as 'wanc bean') etc. planned their 'MSN slumber parties'.
5. Coining the name 'Cry Failola' in that lol WDYTOE he did early doors.
1. Digestive
2. Rich Tea
3. Ginger Nut
4. Bourbon
5. Malted Milk
Fuck you and your Hob Nobs.
1. Red
2. Blue
3. Pink
4. Orange
5. Green
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Have a top 20 if it makes it easier. We need a proper list.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Rich Tea. :nono:
Depends what you want from a biscuit. Rich Tea has no thrills but they're the dunker I grew up with.
Top 5 worst kind of deaths in films
1. Deaths when the bad guy is about to kill the good guy, loiters over their cowering body for a split second too long, and an unexpected ally shoots them from behind in the nick of time
2. Deaths when the hero's sidekick or mentor gets stricken, is choking out blood, just about spits out some important truth before expiring as the good guy weeps over them before shutting their eyes for them
3. When somebody discovers the body of a murdered naked attractive young woman who for absolutely no good reason has bush and nipples on full display (this one most often found in European cinema)
4. Deaths when a bad guy gets mortally wounded but inexplicably manages to survive for another half hour for no good reason
5. Deaths of redshirts who were only there in the first place so they could be killed five minutes later
Taskmaster contestants
James Acaster
Bob Mortimer
Rhod Gilbert
Sally Phillips
Frank Skinner
Series 7 was so good I nearly picked all five from that
Last exit to Springfield
22 short films about Springfield
Homer at the bat
Marge vs the monorail
Bart on the road
So wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
Bob Mortimer
Nish Kumar
Mark Watson
James Acaster
Paul Chowdry.
And Maggie Makes ThreeQuote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
You Only Move Twice
Homer At The Bat
Marge vs The Monorail
Not necessarily in that order other than the top 1.
In fairness we agreed on two and I considered Nish. Such is the brilliance of the hosts and the format I found it very hard to choose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
That would indicate an aversion to fishy flavours, if anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
Top 5 Nordic countries:
1. Iceland
2. Sweden
3. Denmark
4. Norway
5. Finland
It indicates a questionable palate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazuuurk
Denmark can fuck off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bernanke
While they seem like lovely places from afar, all of Scandinavia can fuck off because they all have at least one unconscionable rotten seafood dish.
Best Pop Songs of All Time
1. Abba - "Lay All Your Love On Me"
2. Pitbull feat. Ke$ha - "Timber"
3. Lady Gaga - "Bad Romance"
4. Fifth Harmony - "Work From Home"
5. Savage Garden - "I Want You"
Pitbull. :cab:
That's reminded me, there was a shitty community choir doing a fairly flat rendition of Elton John - I'm Still Standing in my local Tesco yesterday, and it was still quality. That song is indestructible.
Timber is one of the best pop songs of all time regardless of any and all other things http://premfaces.com/images/site/faces/vrdy.png
Fucking hell mateQuote:
Originally Posted by bruhnaldo
I raise you
1. Dexys - come on Eileen
2. Kate Bush - wuthering heights
3. ABBA - take a chance on me
4. Supremes - you cant hurry love
5. Associates - party fears two
Honourable mentions to everybody wants to rule the world, buffalo stance, unfinished sympathy, I want you back, I only want to be with you, st etiennes cover of only love can break your heart and some other stuff
At some point during college I made the personal decision that Timber was the worst song of all time. You’ve got serious problems bruh
It's certainly up there. I'd rather listen to my own stapedectomy.
I've heard of some of Igors so he wins this round.
He's not too far off. All pop music is shit but earworm factor is big with them. That song definitely fits the bill.
Saying “all pop music is shit” is lazy and stupid and definitely something you would say. I actually think most pop music is alright but a certain subset of songs is totally unlistenable. Another example is anything concocted by Bruno Mars.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
The Lazy Song proves you wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by mugbull
I started attempting a pop songs list but ended up listening to half of Prince's discography and now I'm running late.
I'd have SOS as the Abba entry but generally speaking I like your vibes.Quote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
You could fill all five spots with Abba.
Looks like me and Lewis's rap collaboration is off, so I'd be pleased if we can get our tth club night off the ground.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Sopranos episodes:
1. The Blue Comet
2. Long Term Parking
3. Stage Five
4. College
5. Whitecaps
Lazy Song was exactly what I had in mindQuote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Seinfeld characters
1 George
2 Elaine
3 Jerry
4 Kramer
5 George's mum
1. Omar
2. Michael
3. Cutty
4. The guy who becomes a teacher
5. Avon
I once wrote a version of the Anfield Rap about TTH, with IJ doing the Bruce Grobbelaar bit ('You can't take the mick, don't call me a goth'), and nobody even responded to it.Quote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
I rate the lawyer (Jackie Chiles I think?) quite high.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Actually, the side characters are pretty much all better than the main characters.
1. BunkQuote:
Originally Posted by mugbull
2. Bunk
3. Bunk
4. Bunk
5. Omar
Clay Davis :cool:
Wrestling entrance themes:
1:
Toggle Spoiler
2:
Toggle Spoiler
3:
Toggle Spoiler
4:
Toggle Spoiler
5:
Toggle Spoiler
I would have Hollywood Rock in for DX, but that is pretty much right.
1. Shola
2. Sammy
3. Tommi
4. Their mam.
5. Their dad.
That was in my longlist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
I also considered not having Big Show but the 'Weeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeeeeell' is possibly the best opening bit of any of them other than Austin.
top five 'i think you should leave with tim robinson' sketches
1. "the bones are their money"
2. scroooooooge!!!
3. hot dog car crash
4. "a big steering wheel that doesn't fly out the window"
5. laser spine specialist
honourable mentions in order: king of the tuck tuck sound, has this ever happened to you, fully loaded nachos, pig dicks, organ player
There was a period when (along with Stone Cold) he was the best 'BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP' merchant in the business.
I still get goosebumps whenenver I hear Austin's theme.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
They did have amazing side characters. Jackie Chiles was great. Anytime their version of George Steinbrenner made an appearance was always fantastic, too. I know you never actually saw him, but that just made it funnier. George's Dad (if you could class him as a side character) is probably my favourite though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
George himself will always reign supreme in the overall rankings though. One of my absolute favourite comedy characters ever.
'Here comes the money' has got to feature.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
I'm a big fan of a Kane entrance.
I've watched that clip and loved it a million times under the impression it was like 6 months since he'd been there or something but listening to Bryan and vinny reviewing old raw and nitros it sounds like hed left two weeks earlier cus if an argument with xpac or some shit. Takes away some of the magic tbh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Paul Bearer though. That backstage segment where he's telling Jerry Lawler about slotting the Undercarder's mother has genuinely never been topped.
I always thought the D'Lo Brown entrance theme was criminally underrated.
"You're looking at the real deal now! Gonna kick your sorry ass out on the street!" :cool:
That bloke absolutely mastered the art of over-exaggerated head movement.
Yeah hes great. There's a great shoot interview out there somewhere, in pure bridge burning not giving a fuck glory
Edit- bearer not dlo
I love Kane, both of the above were also on the longlist.
That's what clinched it. When the "well" happened it was an "oh shit!" moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
I hate it when wrestling seeps out of its quarantined thread
What?
I hate it when I agree with you. Though that said, it is a top 5 of anything so it's all fair game.Quote:
Originally Posted by mugbull
What?
Indeed.
What?
I'll come down on you like a family of polar bears of bricks.
https://imgur.com/oczItPH.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
"a family of polar bears of bricks "
this new measuring in animal thing is getting out of hand
You need to use a link with the file extension to work in those tags.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
https://i.imgur.com/oczItPH_d.jpg
It's getting out of paw, and you will tell me how many and of which species or you will fuck off.Quote:
Originally Posted by bruhnaldo
You never used to have to change anything, who can I blame this on?
Phonics.
That might bring Wullie back, I thing he gets an email whenever the great D'Lo is mentioned.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex
He just knows.
I'm still holding out for the D'Lo vs. Regal 5 Time European Champion match.
1. 'It's not gay.'
2. 'Next time you see him, ask him if he got the grass stains out of his trousers. Not in front of his wife!'
3. 'In fact, I can honestly say, I've never come over a little queer!'
4. 'But will you piss off and leave me alone? I'm walking to John O'Groats for some spastics.'
5. 'I'm not saying people like that should be, you know, put down.'
Top 5 Friends cameos;
1. Brad Pitt
2. Danny de Vito
3. Ben Stiller
4. Gary Oldman
5. Robin Williams
I would have included Bruce Willis and Jon Favreau but they both appeared in 3 episodes so I don't count that as a cameo
Top 5 Pornstars
1. Ariana Marie
2. Lily Rader
3. Riley Reid
4. Megan Rain
5. Kimmy Granger
You missed Bamster in there.
No, no, really, he's a good guy.
Top 5 buys from Rockstar on Eneba :beer:
1. GTA V
2. RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2
3. L.A. Noire
4. Bully
5. Megalodon Shark Card
Top 1 best poster?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
I was just alerting you to your favourite manbot posting. And finally hitting us with the adverts.
He's played the long game.
Holy shit. It can't be a bot at this point.
Top 5 size estimates of Spikeys cock
1. Mosquito
2. Ant
3. Cricket
4. Guppy
5. Hummingbird
I like your scale, but you're using it all wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazuuurk
Anyone figured out what Lewis is on about yet?
Top 5 Feel Good Films.
1 - Pay it Forward
2 - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
3 - The Pursuit of Happyness
4 - The Blindside
5 - Forest Gump
I was was guessing Partridge but Google tells me Brent. @dino
:D Cunt. Now I read them in Brent's accent it's easy to see who Lewis meant.
David Brent quotes I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by dino
People not knowing those are Brent quotes INSTANTLY should be banned.
I've still not watched The Office, apart from bits here and there. I do vaguely recognise a couple of them now, though.
Imagine not knowing that.
That’s made me think less of this place.
I unfortunately have watched some of it.
Unfortunately? Ban him now.
Worse than fucking Phonics.
Steady on.
Most overrated thing since Partridge.
I probably just don't like uncomfortable tv shows.
He's real, like Santa. He'll post in the World Tour thread and confirm it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
I love Giggles so much, but sometimes he says things so unforgivable that I feel like I'm in an abusive relationship.
I sometimes feel bad for being the different one, and then I see how quiet it gets here during Love Island and I remember that I'm actually the only correct one.
I've seen a grand total of zero episodes of that monstrosity and something tells me I'm not missing out any.
Snap.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smjffy
Only Baz and Foe are freaks.
I can't even begin to understand the appeal but it's so easy for me to ignore it may as well not exist.
You’re missing out.
It’s certainly a more legitimate interest than WWE
The fake thing you enjoy is worse than the fake thing I enjoy.
Top 5 current NXT wrestlers (alright Mokkers):
1. Velveteen Dream
2. Adam Cole
3. Johnny Gargano
4. Kyle O'Reilly
5. Shayna Baszler
If Ciampa wasn't injured he'd be number 1 of course. Keith Lee, Matt Riddle and Roderick Strong just miss out.
Vietnamese food.
1. Pho bo kho
2. Pho bo tai
3. Banh cuon
4. Chien chuoi cot dua
5. Mi Quang (xa xui)
Best Irish cities.
1. Limerick
2. Cork
3. Galway
4. Dublin
5. Waterford
Top five journeys to work
1. The one where a girl with huge tits spent most of the 2 hour journey leaning over stroking my dog, giving me an eyeful.
2. The one where it was packed and the guard told me to sit in first class and I got free drinks and crisps.
3. The one where I had the entire carriage to myself and let the dog run riot
4. The one where my mate gave me a lift and I slept the entire journey
5. The one where Dion Dublin sat next to me.
6 to 9. The ones after your first day of work experience where you spent the journey dreading another full day in your coat.
:D
On the last day, my dad came in to get me and chat to the woman in charge, who he vaguely knew in some way. Afterwards, he said "You didn't have your coat on all day did you?" and I said "Nah, I just put it on because I knew I was leaving soon".
It's low-key one of the most retarded stories ever told here. Just consider its competition for a minute.
I feel honoured. Mahow must be seething.
Where can I find this story?
:lol:
Mahow can't top that, he went all the way to the Ukraine without so much as a jumper.
I was grieving at the time, that is my excuse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
Do that top five, Lewis.
For me the comfortable winner is Foe just pissing his boxers because he couldn't find the light switch in his own room, but there have been plenty over the years.
:D
I had forgotten about that.
I've always really liked Boom wearing two jeans.
That wasn't even a story, he was just posting about his clothes and said something like 'You know when you're putting the second pair on and...' like we all did it and could offer advice.
Tricky second child, tricky second album, tricky 2nd pair of Jean's. There's form there to be fair.
It's hard without the old search function, but off the top of my head:
1. Mahow in the Ukraine
2. LeeCovFox on Paedo Island
3. Coatgate
4. James shagging a girl in a science building corridor and then asking 4chan for advice
5. Molton's chicken on pasta
I don't remember number 4. What happened there?
One of my old board highlights was Sheddy's meltdown when someone posted that thing that shows your own Facebook profile photo and said "What an ugly bastard".
That wasn't Sheddy, was it? Pretty sure it was someone else.Quote:
Originally Posted by SvN
That pretty much covers it. Except he posted a picture of the poor girl in the thread, and then Alan found it.
It was Jack Torrance had the MELTDOWN. I archived it as 'Inbred Gene pool something' on DS' suggestion.
Jack Torrance.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Ah yes, that's right.
At least it isn't lost - https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showt...ool-Revelation
Well at least I'm number 1 at something :(
Oh god, it's even better than I remember.Quote:
Let's get this straight.
Some prick has decided to have fun at my expense by posting my picture of my facebook and saying I'm extremely ugly. Everyone laughs and I laugh along with them since I couldn't give a fuck what a bunch of fuckwits from cyberspace think. And you think I'm thick?
Steve, cmon, give us a break.
It's the way he lols (twice) but then 'admits' it's him.Quote:
Originally Posted by SvN
Alan is properly thick at the beginning too.
It's just as well Torrance was as smart as a puddle otherwise Phonics would have put a stop to that before it got going, the twat.
I wonder if he ever actually got it.
Honestly wouldn't surprise me if he didn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
Quote:
Ah yes I get it now. You're all laughing because of the writing that was underneath. Double entendre ftw.
Top Five Where Are They Now.
1) Pabmania D_D - I wonder if his spiel worked in real life.
2) Richie - I still don't know if he's really dead or not.
3) KJAC - Yesterday's Sincere? Or whichever the young American is on here.
4) TimboFM - Ofcourse.
5) Wedge - Are we clear of him yet?
The whole thing would have been fine, but one of her boyfriend's pals saw the thread and it caused a bit of a fuss. Still shagged her again though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
What are the chances of me posting that story anonymously on 4chan and both the story and the picture being recognized by separate people ffs
Google alone probably increases the chances of whatever you post being found. Internet be dangerous, yo.
The boyfriend randomly showed up at a Halloween party at my flat a couple of years ago. I'd never met him but knew what he looked like so it melted my brain a bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by dino
That was at the peak of my coke phase, I lolled in his face and he left. I don't think I feel worse about any single thing I've done in my life.
I reference that Boom-Boom story in real life sometimes.
Who was it that couldn't make his own bed on the old forum? Smiffy?
I remember Alan going full on JFT96 and threatening to 'out' Lewis to the press.
Chinny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bernanke
Wasn't he going to get half of rawk to call round to Lewis' gaff?
That Alan meltdown still doesn't sit right with me. Used to roll with anything. His dad must've been on the front row.
Pabs is on Twitter and has a kid. Still seems to smash out the same jokes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smjffy
Kojac is in Boston I think. Have him on Facebook.
Best fights
1. Timbo - Romanian one
2. Timbo - Sean
3. Lewis - Mark
4. Harold - Henry
5. Dr Barry - Harold
1. Spygate
2. Watergate
3. Fartgate
4. Crashgate
5. Bingate.
I never had any 'fight' with Mark. The only one who took it personally was IJ, who thought not warning anyone was a ploy to make him look ridiculous.
'Why is it always left to me to clamp down on text speak?!? :sorry:'
Team Idiot vs Henners > *Quote:
Originally Posted by Kikó
I guess it should have been the establishment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Lewis vs the Melts.
To follow up on Boom-Boom gate again, he was complaining about going on a date with a girl to a trendy restaurant. When they got there, they were seated at a table with benches instead of chairs and it took him like a minute to sit down because he couldn't move properly in his two pairs of jeans.
I can only assume he bought one pair too big for him and thought that was the right solution.
Wasn't it because he had chicken legs?
The outer pair was always ripped in some way, or so he said, so presumably he liked the look of ripped jeans but didn't like having cold legs.
Or he had body dysmorphic disorder.
World Cups I've seen (I did see 1994 in parts, but was too young to get it, so 1998-now)
1. 2006
2. 1998
3. 2018
4. 2014
5. 2010, which was pretty rubbish.
Beatles Songs
1. Eleanor Rigby
2. My Guitar Gently Weeps
3. Here Comes the Sun
4. Revolution
5. Paperback Writer
2010 WC gets points just for that BANGER from Shakira.
Top 5 Liverpool come backs.
1) 3-3 Milan
2) 4-0 Barcelona
3) 4-3 Dortmund
4) 5-4 Norwich
5) 3-3 West Ham
:nodd:
Do one for top 5 premier league title wins.
1. Tony Adams going through against Everton.
2. AGUERO!
3. The Blackburn one
4. Chelsea 8-0
5. City this year?
I can do a top five seasons that went past October?Quote:
Originally Posted by SvN
1) 2018/2019
2) 2013/2014
3) 2008/2009
4) 2001/2002
5) 2004/2005
Aguero has to be #1 of all time surely?Quote:
Originally Posted by niko_cee
1. Menswear
2. UGH!
3. How to Draw / Petrichor
4. Sex (EP Version)
5. Pressure
Which one was that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Smjffy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th4pWShaWdAQuote:
Originally Posted by SvN
Has to be that.
Or Michael Thomas if we're counting the time before the sport existed.
https://youtu.be/cFo1eyWbTtc
.
First time seeing that.Quote:
Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel
Purposely? That must be like 'Istanbul' for me. Never seen a second of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by SvN
No way is Human Rights FC winning with their torture bucks better than Blackburn in 95.
Nothing beats the sight of Tony Adams in full flight leathering it past whoever was in goal for Everton, even if it wasn't as drama-laden as other offerings (I assume they'd won the league by this point).
From memory I think they had to win that game to win it, and that was the fourth in a 4-0, so it was a good crowner.
I also seem to remember Liverpool smoking them in a dead game afterwards, mind.
Yeah, I always had that in my mind as their last game of the season, but apparently not.
Same. Had it down as the last of a 4-0 against Everton (in the blazing sunshine), but was sure it was the last game of the season.
Top 5 Final Fantasy Superbosses
1. Bhunivelze (FFXIII-3) on new game+. First gameplay he's not even a superboss.
2. Penance (FFX)
3. Ozma (FFIX)
4. Ereshkigal (FFXIII-3)
5. Yiazmat (FFXII)
No love for the Ruby Weapon? Or Emerald, but that's a little more structured, I appreciate.
Ozma was fun though.
Ruby gets a honourable mention but with Hades + Knights of Round he'll go down quite easy.
Fair. I enjoy the setup for that one, where it's smart to come in with two dead characters. Once you're into the routine you've got it, but there's a hairy few turns at the start when you're getting the pieces in place.Quote:
Originally Posted by Trancemeister
Emerald has the fun game where you try and minimize your materia coming in.
KotR totally borks all of the big FF7 bosses, but I guess you actually can't beat those two without it, can you? The thrill of getting it/getting the golden chocobo though.
God I loved that game.
You can but it'll take longer time. A shitload of counter attack materias and hero drinks + elixirs is all you need.
ive never played it. Looking forward to the PS4 remake.Quote:
Originally Posted by niko_cee
1. In sleep
2. No parachute skydive into the Atlantic ocean on a beautiful day off the coast of Miami.
3. 200mph into the wall at Daytona Intl Speedway
4. Floating in space and then removing the helmet
5. Killed for treason after having exposed whatever secrets vault the governments of the world have, such as the existence of alien species.
6. Shagged to death by Serena Williams.
:drool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
Gasping into the cold vacuum of space as your eyeballs explode is an odd entry into that sort of list, especially if you can only think of three more preferable ways to go.
I don't think it works like that, does it? He'd suffocate inside 20 seconds, his bodily fluids will boil and vaporise whilst the rest of his body expands like Violet in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory whilst getting frozen.
I guess it's the fact that it means he'd have been floating in space, which would be pretty awesome.
Live acts I've seen
1. Senyawa
2. Karenn
3. Joanna Newsom
4. Richard Dawson
5. Caribou
Likewise, but totally different vibe
1 - Paul McCartney
2 - Eminem
3 - Elton John
4 - The New Statesman with Rik Mayall
5 - Madness
Top 5
1 - Championship Manager 0102
2 - Premier Manager 97
3 - Football Manager 2005
4 - Ultimate Soccer Manager
5 - LMA Manager '99
That original LMA Manager was superb. The only non-PC management game that's ever been any good.
I don't know about the only one. Premier Manager 98 on the PS1 was decent.
97 on the PC was my favourite. The sheer speed and turning off aging allowed multistarred players.
Actually, there was one management game before LMA manager that was alright. It had a "skip to end" button for matches, which I loved - especially against cannon fodder. Loads of games seemed to end up with mental scorelines such as 6-4, 7-3, etc.
Can't remember for the life of me what it was.
USM, with it's endless inflation, was a masterpiece.
I had one of the LMA Manager games. Probably 2001. Inter were the best team to be on it, and the only formation that actually seemed to work was 3-4-3. Christian Vieri and Alvaro Recoba were the two best players on the game (Diego Tristan and Patrick Kluivert were mega too), and Mohamed Kallon became equally brilliant after a couple of seasons, so you were set, and then you could spend most of your time doing all the weird shit like choosing the advertising hoardings. The match engine was about a decade ahead of Football Manager as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ3ftb_Pkww
I'm actually horny for this right now.
1. D
2. DD
3. C
4. A
5. B
1. All Falls Down
2. Flashing Lights
3. No Church in the Wild
4. Can't Tell Me Nothing
5. Power
1. Olivier Giroud
2. Andre Gomes
3. Claudio Marchisio
4. Mikel Arteta
5. Iain Dowie
Thank you ffsQuote:
Originally Posted by SvN
But also I thought the removal of the helmet was more of an insta-death so maybe I've made a mistake.
I just thought like it would be cool to get shot into space and just kinda be out there for awhile. I bet looking all the stars and shit would be pretty lit.
Not bad @phonics but I'd put C #1 and move D and DD down one respectively.
1. Jesus Walks
2. Devil in a New Dress
3. Lost in the World
4. Blood on the Leaves
5. Reborn (w/ Kid Cudi as Kids See Ghosts)
1. Street Lights
2. Runaway
3. Hold My Liquor
4. Flashing Lights
5. Saint Pablo
Neither of you having Runaway on your top 5 is a disgrace really.
The point where the economy failed altogether was wonderful. Bungs and bribes were the best thing in there, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
Pretty sure Onside had this, where in the management bit you could toggle ticket prices really low to fuel endless expansion of the stadium. Like, a million seater. Pioneered 3D highlights as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
I don't disagree but something about Runaway just seems like... idk it's like a masterpiece in it's own light, in it's entirely own lane.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bernanke
Idk.
Tilkedromes:
1) Sepang
2) Bahrain
3) Istanbul
4) Singapore
5) Shanghai
I struggled to put together that five. I only like the first 3. I've left Burinam and Aragon off the list but they at least look more like circuits someone else could've designed.
death by snu snuQuote:
Originally Posted by baz
- Dr. Harold Shipman
- Peter Sutcliffe
- Levi Bellfield
- Ian Huntley
- John Christie
Worst feelings in gambling
1. Tipping a big loser
2. Couldn't get on/game not carried/missed it by seconds
3. Losing on a bad bet
4. Up brains by midday and slowly doing the lot before sunset
5. Losing in obscene circumstances
Top 5 keyboard keys:
1. <--' Enter
2. ↑ Shift
3. Win
4. Tab ↹
5. Delete
Like my failure to cash out last night only to get sucker punched by "that".Quote:
Originally Posted by dino
https://twitter.com/GoldCup/status/1143700473846870022
EDIT: I haven't a clue how you embed that.
I'm still not over Brighton Championship outright 2016/17 at 16/1. Seven point lead with three games to play, reduced to a one point lead by the final day. Then winning at ten man Villa who are already on the beach, until a last minute Jack Grealish equaliser sinks it.
Big fan of Home/End. Ctrl is better than shift too. Also Del over Delete.Quote:
Originally Posted by John Arne
Alt Gr is vastly underrated.
Whoever made USM obviously wanted a functioning economy with transfers and other stuff rising over time but they clearly didn't bank on people playing very far into the future because you'd end up with scarves costing hundreds of pounds and a full on roast dinner (I'm sure these were included) for about a grand.Quote:
Originally Posted by niko_cee
Should be more love for Any Key.
Ctrl - V
Ctrl - Z.
Underated.
I use CTRL + SHIFT + T the most.
That was a great day for being a prick about something completely irrelevant to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by dino
Sorry for your loss.
I remember the day I learned that key command. Changed my life.Quote:
Originally Posted by SvN
Top of the list, and by quite a lot.
Googled it. Never used it but I imagine it'll use it every day now. What a godsend that is.
Why didn't you just press it? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Smjffy
I googled it, because I suspected you all of an elaborate prank and that Ctrl + Shift + T closes all your programs or something.
I did and nothing happened.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
I was on the mobile at the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
Currently linking my laptop, Alexa and phone together. What could go wrong.
Hottest Final Fantasy girls
1. Tifa (FFVII) undisputed nr1.
2. Rikku (FFX)
3. Vanille (FFXIII)
4. Serah (FFXIII)
5. Garnet (FFIX)
Honourable mentions
Rinoa (FFVIII)
Ashe (FFXII)
Yuna (FFX)
Lightning (FFXIII)
Lumina (FFXIII-3)
Yuffie (FFVII)
Top Shameless Lustages
1. Allegra McEvedy
2 -5. Who can even remember, that one's not getting topped.
Aged 14.Quote:
Originally Posted by Trancemeister
15 actually.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
I mean we're bound to have a nonce or two right
He also likes a gimp mask.Quote:
Originally Posted by bruhnaldo
Things I found saved to my desktop while waiting for discord to boot.
1.
https://media.discordapp.net/attachm...56/unknown.png
2.
https://media.discordapp.net/attachm...aspwo1_500.gif
3.
https://media.discordapp.net/attachm...fish-small.gif
4.
https://media.discordapp.net/attachm...Pa5BYwmaOg.gif
5.
https://media.discordapp.net/attachm...m-optimize.gif
Top 5 chain coffee shops within easy driving for me;
1. Coffee House (good rewards, too)
2. Highlands Coffee
3. Passio
4. Phuc Long
5. Cong Ca Phe
Starbucks do a delicious ham and cheese croissant, but there coffee and prices are fucking stupid.
Top 5 wars on North American soil
1. Revolutionary War
2. American Civil War
3. 7 Years War (or the French and Indian War as we like to call it)
4. Mexican Civil War
5. War of 1812
1. Boys Noize
2. Maya Jane Coles
3. Bontan
4. Raito
5. Gesaffelstein
Top 5 last seasons best half a dozen.
1)Toggle Spoiler
2)Toggle Spoiler
3)Toggle Spoiler
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I actually know this guy from going to Orlando City games. He's a bit of a melt as you can imagine.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
Top 5 streets in Saigon
1. Nguyen Chi Thanh
2. Nguyen Trai
3. Cach Mang Thang 8
4. Truong Sa
5. Truong Dinh
Top 5 things I saw at Glastonbury this weekend
1. Karenn
2. Hot Chip
3. Kylie
4. Demdike Stare
5. Jon Hopkins
Top 5 days at Glastonbury (in general, not just this year)
1. Thursday
2. Sunday
3. Friday
4. Wednesday
5. Saturday
Even the streets there are called Nguyen?Quote:
Originally Posted by John Arne
Yup :) Mainly as they are all named after people, events or war victories.Quote:
Originally Posted by mugbull
1. Nguyen Chi Thanh - some general
2. Nguyen Trai - ancient scholar
3. Cach Mang Thang 8 - August revolution
4. Truong Sa - disputed islands (with china)
5. Truong Dinh - ancient scholar
1. Earl Grey
2. Breakfast
3. Redbush
4. Chamomile
5. Peppermint
Chamomile feels like such a nothing cuppa for me.
I normally don't like 'flavoured' tea but Redbush with a couple of sugars is life affirming.Quote:
Originally Posted by dino
Chai with a bit of honey and almond milk is where it's at. Also big shout out for peppermint
1. AssamQuote:
Originally Posted by dino
2. Ceylon
3. Darjeeling
4. Lapsang
5. Peppermint
Super excellent TGFBOP1+++++, obviously.
Big mug of any decent assam/ceylon/eng breakfast esque blend brewed for 5 mins with 1 sugar, tiny bit of milk for breakfast and small darjeeling for 3-4 mins black after work is my current formula.
I'm not sure what you mean. It's made from dried plant matter like the others on the list.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
Top five Nick Cave songs:
1. Jubilee Street
2. From Her To Eternity
3. O'Malley's Bar
4. Push The Sky Away
5. Jesus Alone
These are good shouts. You're a fellow admirer of Push The Sky Away (the album) I see. Possibly his best work, in my opinion. Which is saying a lot in a catalogue that strong. I would also rank Higgs Boson Blues right up there with the two you've picked off it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clunge
I find any tea with ginger in to be surprisingly tasty. Quite partial to a Chamomile, Vanilla and Honey relaxes me.
I reckon every day gets better. I'd even have Monday top if we were to do it by calendar days.Quote:
Originally Posted by dino
Whatever isn't PG Tips/Tetley etc. I would consider 'flavoured'Quote:
Originally Posted by dino
Top 5 teams in this year's football 'Super 8':
1. Dublin
2. Tyrone
3. Mayo
4. Donegal
5. Kerry
Top 5 teams in the last 8 of this year's hurling championship:
1. Limerick
2. Tipperary
3. Wexford
4. Cork
5. Kilkenny
1. James Roby
2. Lachlan Coote
3. Jonny Lomax
4. Kevin Naiqama
5. Morgan Knowles
Top 5 worst things about VAR
1. People who shout "VAR" or do the hand gesture at 5-a-side
I got into NC when Lazarus came out. Loved it. Started getting into some of his older stuff. Then PTSA came out and I found it totally underwhelming. Couldn't get into it at all. Basically gave up with it and then saw NC at Glastonbury in 2013 and he did We No Who U R, Jubilee Street and Push The Sky Away and everything just clicked. In an instant. Since then, it's been my favourite NC album. Do agree that HBB is incredible too, but the other two are just insanely brilliant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex
Can't wait to see what he gets up to next - Skeleton Tree was good, but it felt like an extremely difficult album for him (for obvious reasons) and it just doesn't quite come together for me.
Apropos of having just watched Live in Istanbul 1997
1. Sporty
2. Ginger
3. Baby
4. Scary
5. Posh
It's lol how absolutely shite Posh is.
There was a very weird time, and I'm guessing this was fairly precisely 1997, where for schoolyard survival it was imperative to have a strong opinion about Spice Girls rankings. I never really knew which one was which, but learned quickly that if you ranked 'Emma' at the top, you didn't get laughed at. All of the others were a bit of a risk.
Why? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by -james-
They were a cultural touchstone, like all of Gazza's excellent tracksuits.
Saw a bit of Spice Up Your Life from that concert and my interest was piqued, so I stuck the rest on while I did a workout. As Jimmy says it can be a pretty important thing to have an opinion on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
The other take-away is that while their highs are great, I'm not sure they have more than five or so proper good songs.
Fair enough.
What if you ranked them now based on #phwoar?
Mel B :drool:
Geri then and Geri now.
I think Emma still wins.
Mel B and Emma got better, Victoria got worse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
Mel C and Geri (James is right) stayed the same.
Then: Geri, Victoria, Emma, Mel B, Mel C
Now: Geri, Emma, Mel B, Victoria, Mel C.
They all look better now than they did then.